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No, I am not talking about putting the little ranger in MOPP IV. Two recent reviews of Miami area clubs specifically mentioned a ghetto night crowd or specific thug characters after dark. I can't remember any time that I felt particularly unsafe...

I had absolutely zero social skills growing up. None whatsoever. I was always friendly, and if you talked to me I would respond back, but otherwise I wouldn't say a word. In my family, there wasn't any conversations of how...

This was a place where blowjobs were ordinary and condoms were not. At the Ballpark, if you didn’t get oral, you just weren’t trying. Nearly every dancer would blow. Among the few who wouldn’t go to their knees, many would...

In my state - for almost a year during the pandemic - there was nowhere to find vice. Strip clubs were closed, AMPs were (supposedly) closed, even regular bars were closed. Websites exploded with talent looking for clientele, but I'm...

Back in early February, I made my way to one of my favorite SC destinations; South Florida. This not only includes Miami, but Miami Gardens, Hallandale Beach, Pompano, Doral, Tamarac and several other cities in South Florida. While...

For all my baby strippers out there, don't make the same mistakes that I did. 1. It is okay to take pole classes before you start dancing; I've heard so many people say that they are "not worth it" and...

The first time I went to a nude strip club I was not sure what to expect. If I had known a little more and had a better idea what to spend and what questions to ask, I would have...

I got pinged by someone asking for details on your options with a bargirl once you're in a club, so thought I'd write a short primer on what your options are after you get hit up for a dollar tip... Ficha Almost...

Real or not that is the question? Hell all straight men love boobs, tits, tata's, magic melons, fun bags, milk monsters, ect... As I get older I find I'm far more attracted to naturals than perfect bolt-ons. In the club you...

The article may be a little colorless and it will feel incomplete . Give it a thought and add some more , if you feel like venting out like me in comments . When I was alone away from my family...

A man is getting chased in the woods by a tiger and he comes upon a whell so he dove into it. As he was ascending he noticed it was empty and had a poisonous snake at the bottom so...

(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.) No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap...