"No way in HELL." I protested.
I crossed my arms and leaned back in my chair to denote my firm, moral stance. The loud chattering of fellow gamblers, the cheering of the fortunate but few winners, and the incessant beeping and booping of the slot machines had the first floor of the MGM Grand bustling with life.
Five of my friends…
"Oh my god, I just want him to handcuff me and fuck the shit out of me."
The comment didn't faze me in the least bit. In my past few visits, I've picked up on Alanna's unabashed sense of self. Every opinion, every thought, every philosophy she verbalized through her rose-petal pink lips were said with such conviction that it…
A couple of weeks ago the city council proposed a restrictive ordinance regulating Strip clubs. I have been meaning to post a summary of strip clubs in Albuquerque for a while, and I guess i better do it before they change it all. The new ordinance would ban VIP rooms at the strip clubs, prohibit touching from…
I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question…
At a club this past weekend. I told the girl I was with that I do "research" when ever I travel to figure out where I'm going to go. She asked where and I said a website that posts reviews and that I post too. Later she introduces me to the GM and tells him I…
The lights bordering the rim lit up in a danger-red hue. The basketball slammed against the backboard and ricochetted off in a random direction following a feeble last-second shot attempt. It was half-time.
Alanna had pushed away her plate of half-eaten wings and excused herself. I guessed to wash away any evidence of the less-than-ideal dietary choice she had…
I found myself perched atop a black stool, hands resting on the cold surface of the bar. My glass of eighteen year-old scotch was keeping me company while my eyes were fixated on the television screen. The most incredible Playoffs in the last ten years was taking place, and I couldn't have been more ecstatic. I could've caught the…
I have been thinking about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize opportunities for interaction between dancers…
I sit here alone, and I think...I would LOVE to be at a strip club right now. So why not go? Economics. Lets look at various activities I enjoy and how much they cost...
- Running (free), but it's tiring and I usually don't get home before it's dark out.
- motorcycling, well, a good day of cycling…
