The lights bordering the rim lit up in a danger-red hue. The basketball slammed against the backboard and ricochetted off in a random direction following a feeble last-second shot attempt. It was half-time.
Alanna had pushed away her plate of half-eaten wings and excused herself. I guessed to wash away any evidence of the less-than-ideal dietary choice she had…
I found myself perched atop a black stool, hands resting on the cold surface of the bar. My glass of eighteen year-old scotch was keeping me company while my eyes were fixated on the television screen. The most incredible Playoffs in the last ten years was taking place, and I couldn't have been more ecstatic. I could've caught the…
I have been thinking about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize opportunities for interaction between dancers…
I sit here alone, and I think...I would LOVE to be at a strip club right now. So why not go? Economics. Lets look at various activities I enjoy and how much they cost...
- Running (free), but it's tiring and I usually don't get home before it's dark out.
- motorcycling, well, a good day of cycling…
Men go to strip clubs to see boobies, and in some cases, hoo-ha. They go to hear the classics, like C&C Music Factory and Crazy Town. They go to spend their money on expensive, watered down drinks and lap dances that are never really a dry hump, but just a giant, never-ending tease. Men’s faces during lap dances are…
Given the state of our current economy, it is no wonder that so many females are drawn to the adult entertainment industry. One thing that will never cease to amaze me from city to city, club to club is the fact that no matter how much money that there can be made is the THEFT factor.
There are…
So far my "Ten Things" have been mostly negative, so here are Ten Things I Like About Strip Clubs:
Another patented 10 Things List from Jackson Esskay
Poor Waitress Service. This can mean one of several things. It can range from the inability to even find a waitress (in a club that I know has waitresses, I realize all do not) to the incessant (as in every 90 seconds) "are you ready for another?"
Drunk and Rowdy…
It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be…
