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<p> In reading and writing reviews on here I've noticed that both clubs and us customers seem to fall into one of two categories. Those clubs that are known for offering extras and the clients who flock to them and other clubs where it's more of a Chris Rock mentality and men who seem fine with that.<br /> <br /> I guess ever…
<p> It was a clear crisp night. The stars were so bright I felt as if I could reach my hand out to touch them. As I reached for the stars I felt as if they began to envelope me with their light. It was like they came down from the sky so high above & swept me off my feet.…
"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend.…
<p> The Fair Maiden<br /> <br /> She had a dream... Of a white chariot.... a tall tower with a fair maiden peering from the window. Hair that flows like ringlets of spun gold down from her head draping beautifully as it falls out of the window & down the tower wall where she is captive. She had a longing for peace, a…
<p> Have you ever wondered about strip club lighting and lighting up the girls with EL Wire? This is an abbreviated form of the words electroluminescent wire. These thin copper wires are coated in phosphor. Whenever an alternating current is applied to these wires, they glow or light up. Lighting of this nature is typically used in toys, vehicles, emergency lighting…
<p> So, I thought since I have been recently been getting this question (next to are there any back room catfights) that I should openly address it.<br /> <br /> Here we go, and I am going to anwer it openly and honestly the way I do at work just as if I were talking poin blank to a client. That is absolutely,…
<p> (Note, there are computer renderings that go with these articles To access them click on my name and select pictures. When viewing one of the renderings you can right click on a picture to download a higher resolution version. I have also updated the original pictures with new materials)<br /> <br /> Review: I have been thinking, some would say way too…
<p> So, for some inexplicable reason you find yourself in Utah and despite everything you already know about the state, you still want to visit a strip club. If you can't be talked into skiing, snowboarding or a stroll through the Mormon visitors center, the following will hopefully provide you with the information you need to decide where to go and…
<p> Strip clubs have become an endangered species in many parts of rural America during the last decade. If this pace keeps up you won't be able to see a naked woman on stage (or in a lap dance room) between Minneapolis and Denver within another decade.<br /> <br /> North Dakota is down to 4 strip clubs in the entire state. Two…
<p> The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It's important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.<br /> <br /> One hundred years ago, there wasn't strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs, burlesque…
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