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Men go to strip clubs to see boobies, and in some cases, hoo-ha. They go to hear the classics, like C&C Music Factory and Crazy Town. They go to spend their money on expensive, watered down drinks and lap dances that are never really a dry hump, but just a giant, never-ending tease. Men’s faces during lap dances are…

Given the state of our current economy, it is no wonder that so many females are drawn to the adult entertainment industry. One thing that will never cease to amaze me from city to city, club to club is the fact that no matter how much money that there can be made is the THEFT factor.

There are…

So far my "Ten Things" have been mostly negative, so here are Ten Things I Like About Strip Clubs:

1. Strip Clubs may be one of the last bastions of true capitalism. They operate very much on the principal of supply and demand, but with just enough room for "good will," a concept that is almost gone from all other…

Another patented 10 Things List from Jackson Esskay

1. Poor Waitress Service. This can mean one of several things. It can range from the inability to even find a waitress (in a club that I know has waitresses, I realize all do not) to the incessant (as in every 90 seconds) "are you ready for another?"

2. Drunk and Rowdy…

It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be…

Sometimes the 18+ strip clubs have the best talent, and so it becomes a trade-off for alcoholics like me. Do I want the pussy or the bottle? Why not have them both? While living in Las Vegas there was one 18+ club in particular that I frequented. Young, tight, no silicone...check my reviews. I perfected four ways to smuggle…

I've been a strip club frequenter for several years who prefers company to dances. I often run into small town clubs that offer dances but no VIP rooms. Because of this setup the hotter and more professional dancers tend to hustle for dances and quickly move on if you refuse. Many will outright say they can't talk or have…

1. I've said it in my profile (which is also at the end of this post), but it bears repeating here, I visit strip clubs for several reasons, but mostly because I like to look at attractive women wearing little or no clothing and moving in highly suggestive ways. I also like having these women dance close to me,…

It was 7:30 pm, Monday evening. The cute, petite, latino dancer that was on the recommended list that I had been waiting on, just got off the main stage. Instead of coming over to my table as she had said, she went back to the table she had been sitting at for almost the last 2 hours. A fellow…