the ultimate strip club list

As I've been doing lately, I'll start with a quick summary of prices and stuff. After that, it gets long winded and you can skip to the end if you want another summary.

Parking: $2…

Went to Tootsies on a Friday Early morning. This is my first Stripclub experience in Miami, have been to Vegas once and one in California. The dance and timings felt very unnatural. Dancers most of…

I get over to the Playhouse every other month or so, but this review is for a visit a couple weeks ago.

The buildings pink exterior and ample safe parking lot has been described numerous times.…

Heard this place mentioned by name while sitting in a bar and decided to stop by. Exploratory, curiosity.

Doesn't look like a strip club. It's a small place, not wall to wall…

I love this club and had beeb here too many times. It is my only entertainment spot at NJ. It is full with wide range of latina and east european ladies. Most of them are…

Walked in to the PINK building and no cover charge. Took me a second to see because of the darkness. Place was hopping and it is most people and dancers I have ever seen during…

Arrived early on a weekday in late October. The club itself is nice, clean and a pretty decent size with one stage. There were 2-3 girls there. One was pretty hot, 7. Nice body, thin,…

I was able to get out of work early, and thought some time surrounded by naked ladies would be good for my soul. I wanted to see Jade, but her Instagram said she was not…

I paid a visit on 12/09/2022 around 11:00 PM. The club layout has been described multiple times and still the same and nothing has changed.

Around 10 - 15 dancers with Cuban girls being the…

Went to try my luck downtown the other Saturday. Figured I’d make a day of it and stop and see what’s poppin at my goto on Michigan Avenue. It’s been hit or miss last few…

Night Visit
I paid a visit on 12/09/2022 around 1:00 AM. The club layout has been described multiple times and still the same and nothing has changed.

Around 30 - 35 dancers with white girls being…

Went to Hitching Post for the first time recently on a Thursday night. Decent part of Patterson and had a parking lot with plenty of available spots. Bartenders were friendly and attentive enough. As others…

I had some extra time in the afternoon so I decided to visit a local club. But my first stop (Riverside Corral) wasn't very interesting (dancers were nice but didn't engage me at all).…

$10.00 cover charge before you even get in the club. Then you’re scanned for metal. Two dancers, both spent 5 songs talking with the bartender. Finally one of them went to the stage & danced…

It’s been more than a year since I dropped in at Diosas. I said I wouldn’t be back after my first visit but it seems the depths I am capable of reaching are limitless.

Diosas…

Went to CB on Wednesday evening and the girls were bang average. Only 1-2 girls were like 8-9.
Entry was the usual $12.
As soon as I entered there was a white chick D******* standing near…

Went there on a Thursday evening. It was not very active.

I was searched my security or something with a metal detector which was new to me.
cover is 10 bucks.
I waited for 10 mins to…

Cover was $30, no parking charge if you self park, they do have valet service, but I didn’t enquirer about pricing.
Vip band was $20 and dances are $20 upstairs. I was told you could…

First time to BTs. Heard mostly good things and I think the club lived up to the hype. Easy enough to find right on Michigan Ave. They do have valet but if you check out…

I've reviewed this place several times this year, and so to not repeat myself, here is a link to my most recent detailed review here: tuscl.net.

Bare Bones Basics: cover is $16 Friday/Saturday and less Wednesday/Thursday…

I was on my way out of town and had a couple of hours to kill so I dropped by to check out the scene. I will not describe it too much as this has…