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I went in on a recent Wednesday night. It was slow at first but it got busier as the night went on. Uncle Buck’s is located next to another club but it is…

Haven't been to this club in a long time and decided to stop in for a visit.

Not much has changed on the inside. It looks like the inside has been updated a bit but still…

I went on 2 Dollar Tuesday and let me tell you gentlemen, it's the best deal going today! You pay full cover to get it, I think it was $20, but after that, literally…

Gold club is warming up to me because it hits the sweet spots between full and empty, and classy and dirty. Sometimes they open the "small" side of the club up when they are…

The Club:
Club is set back a bit from what feels like a main road with gas stations/restaurants on it after exiting I-55. Turn down an industrial road, across train tracks and towards what feels like…

Well, this place is pretty much the dictionary definition of hit-or-miss...and today was a miss. Big time.

I pulled into the parking lot around 3PM. The chicken fast-food place next door looks to have closed for…

I stop by on a Tuesday afternoon, paid my cover ordered my Koch inside against the wall by the bathrooms. There were seven or eight girls and only about three or four customers. Monse stopped…

Lately, Chicago club has become my hangout place whenever I visit Tijuana. This recent visit is from last week ( Monday ), and to my surprise the talent at the club was decent on this…

Went to the StL Hustler with my bro on Saturday evening. I've been to this club once before so I kind of had an idea of what to expect. We rolled in about 10pm and…

Went here on a Friday night. It was my first time here. There used to be a hotel here (probably still is). The building has a 60's vibe to it from the outside. It's one…

The place is right on a main road with colored lights on the outside. No way you are missing this place. It has its own parking. No fee to park and no valet. Seemed to…

I decided to check this place out again right around lunch time on a Friday and recent visits had not been too successful so I was looking at this as something of a make it…

Arrived about 145 on a Wednesday afternoon. Standard process of self park, pat down $10 entrance and down the stairs. Sat down in my usual corner over in the back left of the club.

Approached…

This club has consistently improved at each visit since the closure of Platinum. The selection of attractive and slutty Cuban dancers has improved and been more Follies like IMO than any other club. Much…

Since my El Paso has become a sad shadow of its former self, I was glad to have an opportunity to visit the DFW MetroPlex. A buddy shared some deets on a few clubs that…

Parked in parking lot across street, at church. $10 fee to attendant upon entry.

$16 cover prior to 6pm. $20 afterward. Paid to person at desk in the bar/hangout area, after entering through tunnel-type…

Had not been to Henrys in quite some time. Since I was nearby, figured I would see what or who was new.
Decent amount of cars in the NO VALET, color blocked fence lot. The lot…

As I have stated before, this is a very different type of "strip club" since there is hardly any dancing and on this night there was none. However, depending on what on what you…

Arrived a bit before 3 p.m parking lot was half full so I decided what the hell, worst case I spend $50 on imports and see some tits. I’ve been back since Bucks…

after a disappointing trip to Paridise showgirls I was hoping to save the evening trying out SRI for the first time in years. Some remodeling in the back areas since I've last been there otherwise…

This club is one of my go-to’s. Always reliable and very laid back. Which is why I like it. Some clubs just have a bad vibe. Not this one. I went in around 2pm on…

It's been a while since I went to a strip club... I think July was my last stop. I felt the need to make the long trip from the valley to Paradise in the rainy…

This was visit to Treasures last weekend on a Sunday evening with two of my friends. All three of us were from out of town. The last time I was here was in February. The…

I haven’t been to Detroit area strip clubs since 2005. I was in town for business but it didn’t take very long, so a return to my old stomping grounds was overdue. I…

I spent a Saturday afternoon here recently and I was surprised to see a couple dancers who had disappeared from other clubs working here. Some say it is the end of the road for a…