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Oh who are we kidding? Of course we'll beg to pay for sex.
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published 2 yrs ago
Hot time at Rubys w/Lina
reviewed by
Jstud

7.3

I had an hour to kill in the Bridgeport area and decided to see what strip clubs were available. Saw that Rubys was nearby and decided to check it out. Didn’t realize it was a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Prefer this to DC/VA area clubs
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.3

9PM. Free parking. Just 3 cars in the lot so I know got there too early.

$10 entry. There’s a “sign in sheet” at the desk but most customers had barely scribbled only a first name…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Super Bowl Improved Dancer Quality
reviewed by
Evergreen98

7.7

I was not planning on going anywhere tonight after spending time yesterday evening at Sugar 44 with LaLa and Dragon. LaLa is an extremely healthy looking black dancer. I was informed that Royce is at…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Jacksonville FL just raised stripper minimum age to 21.
posted by
shadowcat

ACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A federal court upheld legislation requiring strip club employees in Jacksonville to be at least 21 years old or older.

More specifically, this legislation will now increase the age to work in a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Maybe great. Maybe meh. What's your priority?
reviewed by
benkenobi

6.7

I was looking for something fun to do the other night and I didn't want to spend a ton. I thought about making a budget visit to a strip club where I could enjoy the…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Lightfoot Out As Chicago Mayor
posted by
shailynn

Even ultra-liberals are rejoicing.

I think I read a statement somewhere like “she made daily conflicts the norm on so many fronts where there was previously no issue, before she decided to make one.”

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published 2 yrs ago
Quick snowday visit
reviewed by
hilltowner

5.3

This club is right on Dwight st. It has a small parking lot or metered on street parking. When you walk in there is a check in not being used because it was daytime. You…

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published 2 yrs ago
Live from Sugar44, it’s Saturday night!
reviewed by
bigtim47

8.3

My first time out clubbing in over a year. So after going to the car show at the Pavilions, and supper at Little Miss BBQ, best bbq in town, I made it to Sugar 44…

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published 2 yrs ago
First Time in WPM Monroe’s and Ran into Someone Famous in the Industry!
reviewed by
SimonBelmont

6.7

Intro

Having pretty much explored all the notable strip spots in South Florida, I decided to make a one night trek to an area I had yet to explore. Having done the Pompano Top 4…

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published 2 yrs ago
Mediocre Monday
reviewed by
BoKao321

6.0

Club is clean and operated efficiently. No wait at the door to get in and didn’t wait more than 3 minutes for a drink at the bar. Plenty of seating and from what…

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published 2 yrs ago
A tale of 2 nights.
reviewed by
Alfredo_Darke

6.7

My first trip to the Tampa area in a while, and after reading some reviews here, decided to hit Oz and two other nearby clubs, Diamond Dolls and Atlantis. The problem was, I hit them…

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published 2 yrs ago
a deposed emperor
reviewed by
notyouraverageBS

5.0

Given that this place hasn't been reviewed in a year, I will explain my recent evening visit. I arrived around 8pm, which for a bar that serves alcohol is not late, unlike nude bars…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Discovering it's a dancer time of month
posted by
BaggerRider

In over 30 years of clubbing I have never seen anything like this, has it happened to anyone else? And how would you react?

I saw a dancer I had gotten pretty good dances from…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Overpriced, mixed mileage but with good pretty ladies
reviewed by
jamaicanrum

6.7

Was in Vegas over the last weekend for a work trip which I ended up extending with a few friends. Late on Sunday after a particularly good night at the casinos, four of us decided…

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published 2 yrs ago
I really need to stay off social media
reviewed by
Baristafan

4.3

Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media.
So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that does…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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OT: If you want to feel old...
posted by
misterorange

Today is the 40 YEAR anniversary of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" the final episode of MAS*H. A 30-second commercial was $450,000. By comparison, the same 30 seconds during that year's Super Bowl (Dolphins/Redskins) was only…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Closed?
posted by
gammanu95

I drove into the parking lot circa 10pm and it was empty. Not a single car. What's going on?

review
published 2 yrs ago
still not fuegos for mileage but decent enough
reviewed by
asammm222

7.7

hey guys havent commented in a while but decided to check showcase out several weeks ago. since all the clubs in the dmv are now closed, assets and showcase are the only clubs that have…

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published 2 yrs ago
If you know what you want, you got it
reviewed by
tybuki

5.3

Decided to finally give this place a visit since I live fairly close and read mixed reviews about it. Walked in and did a quick survey of the place, it's surprisingly small considering the size…

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published 2 yrs ago
Lunchtime Visit
reviewed by
amalgamousww

8.0

Headed over to CL around noon on a Tuesday. Plenty of parking and headed in the front door. Pretty cool atmosphere, it looks a little rundown but that feels like part of the vibe, like…

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published 2 yrs ago
Alcohol Free Martini.
reviewed by
unclewillSea

6.7

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck.

I got an itch and drove into pandoras.
There were a bunch of younger dancers…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bring Google Translate and be rewarded
reviewed by
siddog

7.0

It has been almost 4 years since my last visit and it seems I am the last one to review the club as well! While it is not 'popular' here it should be. It is…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
PO raided?

I heard that PO might have been raided last weekend. Can anyone who lives in the area confirm?

review
published 2 yrs ago
Thursday Night Visit
reviewed by
Dakotadigger

6.7

Visited this club in the last month on a Thursday night around 8 pm. The club is two stories with the club itself occupying the first floor and an adult shop where the Atm is…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not bad for a first time and plan to be back
reviewed by
jaymou

4.0

This particular visit was on a weekend night around 8-9ish. First time to this club so I had low expectations going in. Keep in mind, this is a topless club and alcohol is served. Upon…

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published 2 yrs ago
Consistently satisfying
reviewed by
knight_errant

7.0

Haven't been to the Post since before Covid. It was good to see it was relatively the same: easy going with a good number of easy-going dancers.

Got there about 1:30pm on a Thursday afternoon and…

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published 2 yrs ago
Afternoon outing
reviewed by
ironsides

6.3

I visit at least twice when I am in Phoenix. I made it to the club on a Wednesday afternoon, allowed to enter after showing my ID, and card scanned (which I don't feel good…

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published 2 yrs ago
dream girls a reliable grind
reviewed by
okisdad

7.0

I have been to Dream Girls many times and I always return. The club has a ten dollar cover charge as well as a 12n dollar bottomless dink. It is non alcoholic. As you enter…

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published 2 yrs ago
Go for the waitresses not the strippers.
reviewed by
Inigoxxx

6.7

I was in Bakersfield for business so I decided to check out DV. There was plenty of parking and the lot was very well lit. I felt safe parking my car and not worrying about…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Tuscl wish list
posted by
founder

Post your feature requests here

I have lots of ideas. Let me know yours

review
published 2 yrs ago
weds night can be fun….
reviewed by
jaayseee

7.0

I went on a Weds night….got there just before 9. Good parking. $10 cover. Walk in and DJ on the right, main stage in front, bar on left…and all…

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published 2 yrs ago
S L O W but worked in my favor.
reviewed by
PepsiMan

7.0

Arrived to a nearly empty lot so parked right under the camera right next to the club. Free with no valet. It was a mix of snow, sleet and then cold pouring…

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published 2 yrs ago
Pretty girls, pretty much the same
reviewed by
Balthamel

7.0

I made a trip to visit Flight Club a couple of weeks ago. I had not been back for almost a couple of months, but not much had changed in the interim.

For anyone not familiar…

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published 2 yrs ago
Wow, is it different from my last visit on 3/5/2018
reviewed by
davephx

6.0

Bandaids Sat after Midnight - So Sunday Brief Visit About 12:15 AM to 1 AM

Wow, is it different from my last visit on 3/5/2018. Like then, I arrived after midnight, after a lovely night…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A decent club and a decent time.
reviewed by
Sunnidaze

5.0

Easy to find rigjt off the interstate with ample parking.
Cover was $5 and I visited around 2pm. There was a decent afternoon crowd with at least 12 ladies working and about the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Ok, but not as fun as the past
reviewed by
kongorilla

6.0

Details out of the way.. large parking lot, largish and clean interior, with two stages. I only bought a $4 cola. Entry is free before 6, I think $5 after.

The Gold Club used to be…

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published 2 yrs ago
Afternoon visit: inexpensive variety
reviewed by
SFB

7.3

My experience with Emerald has been very similar to RIProud’s a month or so ago She’s open, so to speak. to most of a girlfriend experience, even if it’s conducted behind a beaded curtain…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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TV series binge recommendation
posted by
motorhead

I’ve pretty much completed my bucket list of old TV series to binge and am looking for new recommendations. I trust the TUSCL brotherhood will provide better advice than Reddit and Quora.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Average visit....a strip club pre-game, if you will.
reviewed by
amrehab1

6.0

Stopped by the Criket on a Saturday afternoon. This was approximately 2 wks. ago. I always consider the Criket as the "sweet spot in the middle" of the Michigan Ave. gauntlet of clubs.…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
What’s the base VIP price here?

Does anyone know seems to vary by girl

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
What’s the base VIP price here?

Does anyone know seems to vary by girl

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
What’s the base VIP price here?

Does anyone know seems to vary by girl

review
published 2 yrs ago
The Flashing Ass
reviewed by
Circle1979

6.0

I had heard about flashing butt plugs, but I had never seen one before, in person. I went to Dirty’s on a Monday night around 10:00 p.m.

Cover = $7
Beer = $6
Available parking in…