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Met up with another monger acquaintance this weekend. I'll call him Bob. He's richer than I am. Much richer. He's a little older, maybe mid-sixties, divorced, and about to retire.…

Looking for a reliable, preferably experienced wingman.

No plans and had the itch and then onto Route 130 I went. I checked the lineup by calling the automated line that reads it. It's harder to keep track of who is working lining…

I keep forgetting to do reviews of this place when I go, so consider this to be a consolidated review of 4 visits over the last year. Considering that there hasn't been a review…

Coming from the NorthEast, I usually book a trip around the winter, but this time had to be in Orlando for a work trip. So I took an extra day off and drove 4 hours…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon as I took the day off and found some free time. That day Kitty, Naomi and Lilly were part of the line up. Gave the $15 admission fee and sat…

Was with a group of two others and decided to stop by Night Shift on the way into the city. The area has been described, but it’s in an industrial park. When we arrived the…

I stopped by the Hitching Post in the late afternoon around 4pm. The place was crowded and there were well over 15 dancers. All of the dancers were attractive to very…

Went back for the first time in a year. Place doesn’t really change. Walked in. There was no cover charge during the day. The bar is like a big rectangle. Bar is…

First time visit to Anthony's, went at 2pm, there were 5 or 6 dancers, ages ranging from 20- mid 40s. Mostly white except for one who was probably Latina. Everyone was lounging talking to…

I stopped by Scores around 1 pm. No charge for parking daytime and the the cover is only a $1 until 7. As I entered I noticed a dancer fully nude on stage with a…

I just completed my monthly visit to PP. I have so lowered my expectations of this club! As many of you noted in your reviews, this is a no touch club!! And…

I’ve been here numerous times, so this review is going to cover the experiences over the past year or so. The ratings however reflect my most recent visit (which may have been my last one)… First…

I visited centerfold on Sunday night around midnight. Parking lot was bit squeeze, well lit tough. They are building new clud right next which is named as Pure Gold . Lady at counter told…

This is my second trip to Pink Pony on last Wednesday at about 3pm. The first was just a scouting trip to feel the vibe and observe the talents. Spent only .4 with a couple…

Occasionally I am surprised to read in these pages that a given member has long since hung up his strip club pants yet still finds time for tuscl. Often these members have a wealth…

I've visit this club a couple times a year when I'm passing through on business and its been my go-to in this area. It's fairly consistent although does vary a bit from visit to…

Bar is located on a busy road with a large parking lot. You walk in the door and a single stage is straight ahead on the right. Dj booth is to stage right, then…

Stopped by on a slow Thursday about 8pm. Was pleasantly surprised to find a super cheap cover, I think it was $5. This place is BYOB, which is excellent, because you will…

First time my review was rejected for not having enough details. Over the years , I may have written more reviews of this place than most for PO, However, here is my another attempt. I was…

Came with a colleague from Boston on Friday night. It was an interesting experience. Parked in the back by Catz since the lot was mostly full. Entrance has a metal detector, and it was…

Went on a Friday night about and hour after opening. Area is kind of sketchy but didn't have any problems. Parking lot is well lit, just not a lot of space. Up front charge is…

I unfortunately dont use club as much as I used to for reasons I can explain in private messages. But once a season when I get the itch I always go to clancys. The setup…

I arrived about 6:15 on the Friday afternoon before Memorial Day. Started off with an $8 Valet Fee, coat check is $3, entrance fee was $0.00 since I arrived before 7:00 PM. The main…

On business downtown Phoenix and Bandaids seemed to be the closest club, so grabbed a cab and made my way there on a Friday evening. It was still pretty early (6:00 p.m.) and the…

First time back here in a few years and it's mostly the same place with higher fees. Enter and it's $20 after 7pm, $5 before. It's dark inside and doesn't smell very good. The smell…

“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer” My ATF was that elusive unicorn. A 10. When she retired, so did I.

I visited on a recent weekday early afternoon. Thought I would get some lunch and learn a little more about this place that I haven't visited in a few years. I was pleasantly surprised upon…

A little perplexed. I haven't been to this club in years but they used to close at 2:30 and I heard it's no longer known as the crazy horse so I can't verify the accuracy…

I had some time to kill before making it to a meet and greet with a potential Sugar Baby (which went fuckin' swimmingly, but that ain't why we're here). I'm a recent transplant to Phoenix,…

The physical place has been described many times before. Mostly AA woman ages 20-40. The few white girls are 4/5s while the others are 4/9 with varying sizes from petite to BBW. Most are very…

Arrived at the club on a Monday evening before 8 PM to take advantage of the no entry fee between 6-8 PM. Security did a mandatory metal detection and let me in. Got a headsup…

I was in Philadelphia for work this past weekend and stopped by my favorite club. This review includes three visits.... Friday night, Saturday afternoon and Saturday night. The bar is easy to find…

I know Muddy and Warrior did a lot of clothing shopping at Target this past weekend.

First time reviewing. Large pink building for those who have never been there. When you enter it is pretty dark and there is a large rectangular bar with two poles, but I've almost never seen…

Over the past few years I have dropped in for dances at all of the strip clubs in Seattle trying to feel out the vibe. Pandora's is the only club that keeps me coming…