the ultimate strip club list

This club is a real crapshoot in terms of talent. Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough, as happened on this day.
The club is small, with a bar on one side of the…

This was my first time at Pandoras, first time visiting Seattle as well. From reading the reviews here on Tuscle I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about as it seems…

I haven't been here since they changed the name. I got there around 4:30. The parking lot was in good shape but the area is sketchy. There's a corner store right next to the club…

Came in early evening this past Monday. Not very crowded. Not much of a selection either. Decent mix of white, black and Latina. The hot ones seem like they took the day off though.…

Been a minute since I've been here.
The girls are ok, there's the typical 8-9 that's rocking a banging body, but among the 10 girls there, there were probably only two thay fits that criteria.…

$3 cover. I went there a couple of times and loves the atmosphere. I usually spend between 100-300 dollars. Bring cash even for the drinks is going to be a big advantage. 1 big stage…

This is my second time going and I think they upgraded their private room. It was $10 to enter and $20 for private. When I got in there there where some people there. It was…

So I went here because of all the ads for the Halloween party. Once I arrived I paid the house fee of 20$ and walked through the double doors.

It was packed, like way…

SETTING:
There is a large red sign on Rt. 83 so you can't miss it. The parking lot is ample. There was no ID check or pat-down by the bouncer, and when I arrived at 9:35…

Not the best part of town, but I've never had any problems in the parking lot or club. Feels safe. Daytime there is no cover, nighttime is typical about $5.
At night they have $1 quick…

I think it's been well-established now that if you're looking for a good time clubbing in Southern California, Synn City of Industry is the place to be. The reasons why are numerous: there are always…

Still has the neighborhood dive feel - U-shaped bar with platform and pole for dancers.
Pool table - new "Gaming" station where half the dance booth was. No VIP.
Much is the same - rotation of bartenders,…

I stopped in at Wax about 7:30PM. The parking lot guy told me that parking was free because they didn't serve alcohol but he'd keep an eye on my car anyway. He was…

I stopped in at Blaze around 2PM. I'd been there once before and wasn't impressed but I wanted to give it another shot. I got a through pat down from the friendly security guy and…

The first time I visited this club was back in the early 90's. Back then it was a predominantly white club that was very popular. Stage shows and table dances were the main attractions. There…

Was driving through the area on a Sunday and decided to stop in for a break between the Dells and home. Thought there might be some activity since it was football, but when I arrived…

This is a high rotation club where the girls are constantly going up to do another dance. Great if you are in pervert alley, not so great if you were thinking of buying a dance.…

Went there on aSaturday around 9:00 PM. Parking in front was difficult. Bar to the right when you walk in. Lapdance section was closed so bar seating was available all the way…

So even though I'm a local I've never actually been to a club until now. I decided on Hippo because of the fact that it's the newest club in town. Since I drove myself and…

While on biz in Illinois and Iowa, i made my way to Cedar Rapids. I'd already scoped out Woody's on TUSCL and knew I wanted to check it out while in the area.

Two trips…

As I enter, pay the $12 cover and the security asks for ID to scan. After getting a green light they wand me down and in I go. This club is so dark…

After a stressful week at work, it was time to make an impromptu trip to Desire. I visited on Thursday evening. It was a decent crowd, but not packed wall to wall. 5 or so…

I went to PT on early Tuesday moring around 1 am and it was very nice imo. They have three stages so someone is always dancing and the girls are nice and will come up…

The place…Different kind of layout for a strip club. Door is on the back of the building. Restrooms are to the right as you walk in. Well stocked bar along the west…

I've been in Lubbock for a while and finally decided to check this place out. After all, it IS the only one here nowadays. It's a decent ways outside town, isolated but cealry had a…

Still the best joint in SE portland.

Great little divey joint with no windows.

Afternoons are always slow, but happy hour prices on drinks and food are great. Ok beer and whiskey selection.

Not a lot of…

Happened to be in Detroit on a Thursday night, so I decided to hit up Legends. Party vibes and hot girls is what you get from this place. I’m fact, some of the hotter girls…

I have been here a few times seems like the quality of girls have gone up tremendously. Walk in there is a metal detector. Bouncer when you walk in give you pat down. Bar is…

Went after a night of drinking kinda late but was surprised how bumping it was. Paid cover and thru double doors and grabbed a seat on the outside. It has 2 ovals of bar area,…

What a wild night! Two visits to PK and it was a LDK success!

I was trying to coordinate ordering a deep dish, being available for my gf's phone call and getting a chance to enjoy…

Stopped in to unwind after work, maybe 5pm on a weekday. Previously stopped at Lustys and OGD, not much happening at either of those places. This club is likely to become my favorite…

I visited today (Thursday before Halloween), and the Halloween decorations were in full force. At 5:30 it was 10 dollars to get in. As has been mentioned the club is a long narrow…

Back at the Hi Liter for the millionth time, and noticed that the management is kind of more on top of you looking over your every move more than I remember previously. This spot has…