the ultimate strip club list

FC is my go to spot. Layout is unchanged other than change to $10 mandatory valet entrance off Michigan Ave, it looks like they’re expanding the lot to share with a dispensary. Walk in to…

I come here every once in a while when I'm in town from Boston. The layout is well-reviewed-- but basically, it's one big open space. You walk in through a hallway with a metal detector,…

Longview, TX. Seemed like a commericial area around here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, you could walk in from left or right. Enter in. Layout is like just Texas dive bar, bar…

Longview, TX. Thrusday night. Seemed like an alright part of town. Plenty of parking in the lot. A couple guys in body armor outside do the pat down. Walk in. Girl at the register, id…

Visited on a recent Wednesday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the outskirts of WNY. It was dead inside. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was…

Was in town for business and this site led me to this club. It’s a nicely built club with a big enough parking lot. The area looked like a warehouses area but safe. I was…

I headed to The Venue last Friday around 1 PM to catch a dancer I had met about two weeks before. Until that first visit with her, I had never come across this dancer in…

Tyler, TX. About 1 hour east of Dallas. Thursday night. Fairly wooded area, not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nobody there go right to the bar. Latina bartender. She says $25 to…

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club is…

Ugh. Lost my review, I think.

anyhow. Let’s get back to it. GGR is easily accessible on RT 35 off of exit 120 on the GS parkway. Happily drove into the parking lot and popped…

I was in town on a business trip and thought I would check out the emerald. It was a weeknight pretty early in the evening, but there were quite a few people there, both watchers…

While out Christmas shopping in the Akron area, I decided to visit an old watering hole of mine. Of course, it is must more interesting if you have dancing girls. I stopped in…

This is the culmination of a few visits to Dream Girls over the last several months. Please note that I'm not going to be using any of the girls' names here. I know…

It's been a while so I wanted to see if there any changes to the Vu in Lake City. Cover is still $27. Once inside the biggest difference is that the mini sofas and soft…

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Pretty nice club, closest one to downtown. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 I think, military comp'd. Nice building, definitely an upscale joint. I head in…

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seemed ok to me. Going down I think it was Northwest street, I went airborne over the fucking railroad tracks. Also this is the closest club to NAS Pensacola where…

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Right across from Babe's. You can this both from 110. Parking lot was full so I went in the lot next door. Walk in, big crowd in the small lobby. Guy…

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seems alright, big car accident right out here in front though on that bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems ok. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover…

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's. You know what I was going to hit some of the clubs in the southwest part of town but I just said you know fuck all this,…

Large and well lit parking lot with an attendant watching cars go in and out. Seemed pretty safe.

Cover was cheap - like $3 cheap. Drinks were pretty average price - around $8…

Dora, AL. Saturday night after midnight. Outside of Birmingham really way out in the fucking boonies. You driving in the woods and then there's a clearing with this club. That's where it's at. Plenty of…

Returning to DD was really a bad idea to start with. Last few visits have been worse than disappointing. Surprisingly little has changed.
Inside, the bar is the standard rectangle,…

I decided to hit up Emperor's on the Friday night before new year's. Got there around midnight. Plenty of parking spots still available towards the end of the lot. 10 dollar cover at the door.…

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. First stop in Birmingham. Nice part of Birmingham, big commercial area, all the big box and chain stores. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the desk. ID check. Cover was…

My New Year’s resolutions included more traveling, eating healthier, half marathon & more hobbying. At the top of my hobby list was fav Pandoras so to check off a box.

Best ROI was the daytime…

I checked out the new Oasis for Opening Day, late afternoon. Basically, it's Oasis Management running a dayshift at Allure. It's located down a side street and around the back of a shopping plaza on…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon around 4 or so. If you're not familiar with the area, there is a bit of an awkward approach from the road with a turn that sneaks up…

So this club I went on a thursday and it was a 2 for 1 special. The girls where either overweight or crack head skinny. Right off the bat there was no beating around the…

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon around 4. The place was pretty full with around 15-20 people. The place is huge so there was plenty of room to find a seat since most people were hanging…

Went to cheerleaders on Tuesday evening around 7/8 pm. Paid $9 for valet parking. Valet parking was mandatory. Paid $10 entry fee. There were about 10/12 customers and 2/3 girls on the floor and 1…

Another visit to a local joint, that has become a fav. Still $10 to get in. Still $50 for 5 min, $100 for 15. This visit has ALL white girls, which has never happened…

I arrived at Cheetah on a Tuesday at about 230. I took an Uber so I didn't have to pay the 2$ to the door man. No cover before 7 so I walked in and…

For context, I went with a friend and arrived close to 2200 and stayed until about 0300. This was my first time at Silver and my friend had been there a couple of times before.…

Crumbling under the stresses of life, I returned to Haven Place recently hoping for a pleasurable escape. HP is the same dump it's always been (looks like they got new barstools, everything else is the…

I had not been to Lusty's for quite awhile and was in the area and decided to stop in not expecting much. Pretty much as described before with bar on the right as you walk…

I visited this club for the first time. Driving from a neighboring state, I used the GPS address 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI.
With a little traffic, I arrived at an Old brick building with…

I've been here a few years ago when Gina danced here and gave it another chance on NYE. Lila was working...as many have said this is an adult store with booths in the bacj…

Ok first things first. The place is nice. Not fancy, but nice. Walk in and once you're past the beautiful friendly lady at the door, you will enter a perfect strip club layout. Big stage…

I was in the area and needed to kill some time so I stopped in for a short visit during a Tuesday afternoon. I wont get into the club particulars since theres plenty of that…