*Andrew Dice Clay voice* Hickory, Dickory, Dock. My balls fell out of my jock.

Hickory, NC. Sunday night. New Years eve. Area seems fine to me. Right up the road from Thee Playhouse, the only two clubs in Hickory. I hit this one first I would go there after. Parked in the lot. Walk around to the door and in we go. Go up to a guy in the booth. ID scan in which they had trouble doing and had to ask the manager for help. You have to join the club to get in. Cover was free but was $10 to join so that was what I paid. Walk in. The bar is on the left, pool tables was just beyond that. That's where most of the folks in here where at. Only a handful of people at the stage. Looks like mostly white folks with some black and hispanic and south asian in there as well. More middle age and up. One stage going at a time, well lit club. Dances look like $25 a song and $120 for 15 minutes. And there are more rooms and prices too as is the case with most treasure clubs. I tried to get a drink but bartender was doing a million things I just gave up and sat down near the stage.

Dancers. I would say the only decent looking dancers that I saw were maybe blonde girl with pig tails and a thin blonde girl who was selling dances. Maybe they were both 7's. Other than that pretty average. Mostly 20's looked like age wise. White and black with a hispanic in there. A few chunky girls with one obese black girl. Overall not enough here for me to want to drop on dances.

Much more slow paced than at Thee playhouse. Because I just didn't see anything I wanted to spend on I head on over to Thee playhouse down the road. Overall I probably don't feel the need to come back to Hickory for strip clubs. Not horrible but just not great.