Hump Day Dry Humps

Dropped in with a buddy on a Wednesday night, after 10pm. The friendly, MILFy looking door lady welcomed us in and we sat towards the left of the stage, about 20 feet back. Waitress didn’t pressure us to order drinks, but I did notice a new and interesting mocktail menu. The kitchen was closed.

There were about 10-15 dancers on the floor, and seemingly as many in the dressing room because I’d notice them disappear for long stretches while new ones popped up. The quality was on par with my recent GC visits– not quite as good and plentiful as pre-pandemic but still better overall than most SF clubs. All ethnicities represented, with mostly 6’s and 7’s and a couple of 8’s.

The performances were nothing to write home about, mainly because the stage was not lit well enough to see the dancers clearly unless you were on the rail. I guess maybe that was the intention? And unlike my go-to club in SF which seemingly offers them every 15-20 minutes, the 2-for-1 dances here only come up every hour and a half or so.