No talent. No reason to go.

Returning to DD was really a bad idea to start with. Last few visits have been worse than disappointing. Surprisingly little has changed.

Inside, the bar is the standard rectangle, two poles but usually just one dancer, mirrors on the walls and in the back of the club, a long couch for dances and several very very private rooms. If you find someone to take to the rooms, you'll probably find that most is on the menu. Those rooms are $120 to the house, plus tip to the dancer when you're inside. Couch dances are $30 each, and the place is rarely busy so most of the time during the day the couch is all to yourself. They have a liquor license.

Afternoon visit uncovered four dancers. One spinner with really no shape to her at all. She was trying really hard to improve her pole work, and managed to do some kind of flip that she was really proud of. That was about as much excitement as there was on the stage the whole time. Another long haired dancer seemed possibly OK but she disappeared into the back, never saw her again. A dark-haired Puerto Rican girl was there, and she's been here for at least a couple of years. She's nice, but nothing super special.

Desperate to make something of the visit, tried a couch dance with #4, the Eastern European girl. She's got long blonde hair and long legs, which once upon a time were kind of sexy. She's been here quite a few years, too, I think. But now those long legs are cellulite and totally gross. Kind of like you took a torch to a Barbie doll and melted the plastic til it was bubbly and unsmooth. Plus, she had terrible breath. So the one possible save here turned out not to be a save at all.

Last time here is was four AA dancers, so at least there was some more diversity. Place is safe, with it's own parking lot in back surrounded by a fence. Bathroom is as clean as you could expect for a strip club. Another complaint here has been the insane amount of bass they play with the music, but this visit that was not an issue.