The Pony
500 E Gregory St Pensacola, FL 32502

Watch the step coming in, you will BUST YOUR ASS!

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Muddy
Jan 4, 2024, 1:31 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Pretty nice club, closest one to downtown. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 I think, military comp'd. Nice building, definitely an upscale joint. I head in and trip over a fucking bump coming and yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I recover without falling but damn wtf, is that necessary to have that fucking thing there? Anyway layout is bar on the right, lap dance area out in the back. Bathrooms on the left, and small stages in the middle.

Lap dances are a brutal $45 a song, but that's Pensacola bullshit for you. One way touching on those. VIP is camera'd up and mileage low, I asked and I think it's like $400 for 30 minutes. Something like that.

 

I saw two dancers here dancing when I came in, in my favorite outfits, two blonde white girls, college aged, dancing in white corsets. Looked so damn sexy watching these two angels. I was like woah this club is about to be FUCKING AWESOME! But na that was the best of it, after that it really dropped off. Mostly 20 somethings, with some 30 somethings. Not a big lineup maybe 15, 20 girls at most. Black, white, latina. Some fake stuff. Aside from those two 9's probably 6's mostly with some 7's. One of those two I saw I just wanted to be aggresive before she got scooped up and said hey let's go for dances, not knowing the prices even. Her name was Jade, it was written on her boot or tattooed on her ankle I can't remember now. This was like a unverisal tuscl hottie, most guys would be all over this type of girl. She declined a pair of guys who wanted to take her and her friend back for something so she could dance with me. I asked her about dances and she told me about the one way $45 and I said screw it let's do one. I wanted to play with her. Very innocent type girl, every probably kisses her ass so she probably never developed into being all bitchy, very nice girl. Anyway you pay the guy at the register and you go back to a community dance room. It felt like a quick, songs ain't that long, she definitely put effort into it, eye contact all that stuff but at the end of the day one way touching sucks. Hands at the side my ass. Probably not worth it at all but at least I was dancing with a quality girl. VIP was too much money and monitored too. I can't recommend this club, the ROI is not there and if this girl and her freind weren't dancing tonight, the talent would not have been there either.

 

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