tuscl

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started 1 yr ago
Stripper/escort/ paid sex worker…. What’s the difference
posted by
Paddywhacked

So, I’m new to this site. Have been going to clubs for over 20 years. I’ve read plenty of reviews, and it dawned on me. What’s really the difference with the girls we all love…

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published 1 yr ago
Saved by LDK
reviewed by
Wishy007

5.7

This is a review from my visit about 3 months ago but based on other reviews seems like things havent changed much. Was meeting a friend in downtown Chicago on a Monday evening and had…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice first time full service
reviewed by
Dishkdancer

8.3

I went to baby dolls many a times. It is the finest club in Dallas, tx. One thing that I found that they are taking in more Spanish speaking strippers these days
Anyways, cheapest entry of…

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published 1 yr ago
Weird but fully satisfying
reviewed by
Big guy 25

7.0

After striking out at a club down the street (Fantasy) that was not open in the afternoon (even though it is posted as being open on this site) I decided to give D spot a…

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published 1 yr ago
A 19yr old made my evening worthwhile😁
reviewed by
PAFBABS

7.3

Was in San Diego area on business, so decided to take my chances despite knowing it all well that it’s a slow time of the year. Luckily, the effort paid off and it turned out…

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published 1 yr ago
New Year, Same Old Place
reviewed by
gatorjoe2

5.0

Trip #1
It has been a year since I was at Wackos.
I went on NYE, $20 to get in on a Sunday was waaaaaay too high. I should have walked out then. This was about…

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published 1 yr ago
Rack em up
reviewed by
SCmania77

8.0

It’s been a min since I wrote a review. I recently went to visit family for the holidays in KC. I got a manager buddy at Bonitas Flats and he wanted to go check out…

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published 1 yr ago
Not convenient, but maybe best Chicago has to offer
reviewed by
Djongles

7.7

Have been to polekatz a few times over the last year, so this review covers a few visits. Normally try to swing by when I travel to Chicago for work. It’s a bit of a…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Body shaming by review
posted by
Sgrayeff

One comment to a recent review of mine said I was body-shaming dancers while seeking blowjobs. I admit to seeking BJs. I admit to complaining about dancers whose figures aren't my type. I confess that…

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published 1 yr ago
thursday visit to atlantis
reviewed by
barron15

7.0

Place is located in an industrial area with some factories and a dealership. Not going to say it feels unsafe but its kind of out there in Mississauga. Entering the doors bathroom on the left…

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published 1 yr ago
A lazy Saturday
reviewed by
Kyle12393

8.0

Visited the club on a Saturday early afternoon. Paid the new rate and had a drink. Club was slow from a PL stand point at least up front only one other person sitting in the…

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published 1 yr ago
Do not eat foosackyls before going to a strip club
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Mobile, AL. Friday night. Not a ton of options in Mobile. The Candy was closed. And the other Lotus is in the hood and home to all kinds of ghetto bullshit. utv44.com So it left…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Smoking
posted by
Chungzzz

Is smoking allowed at this club?

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published 1 yr ago
A Dying Breed
reviewed by
JohnSnow88

4.0

I was looking for a low key night and I've been here before I found tuscl, so I decided to trek back to a place where I know I could previously get decent mileage for…

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published 1 yr ago
Keeper's Hopefully on the Uptick
reviewed by
mallorean

7.0

Keepers is easily accessible off I-95 and a good place to stop if you need a driving break or just happen to be in the area. I visited on a Monday afternoon and easily found…

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published 1 yr ago
Clean Club with GND Dancers
reviewed by
funonthaside

9.0

Arrived mid-afternoon on a Thursday.

Large well-maintained parking area which has parking on sides and back. I imagine lot gets full at times, as sign on door states "additional parking next door".

No cover in afternoon.…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Nj/PA intel
posted by
Grjax

Looking to make a degenerate journey towards central Jersey. May stop by Philly in between again.

Shoot me some suggestions.. (or dm) 🫡

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published 1 yr ago
My Tuesdays with Cubanas
reviewed by
lameduck

6.7

Tuesday 1/2/24
Time: 3PM
Spent: $120
Dancers: ~25 (15 latina, 7 black, 3 white)

Overall:
I come here pretty regularly. The dancers have not changed much over the last 3 months. Tuesday was a slow day because of the holiday…

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published 1 yr ago
Not good
reviewed by
Steveperry

4.3

I arrived around 5:30 PM on Saturday night. The building is in a suburban neighborhood, well lit parking lot and there are plenty of spots. It’s a square building kind of pops up out of…

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published 1 yr ago
Pretty good experience
reviewed by
seven

7.3

Stopped by after work one day, paid the cover of $3. Headed inside and grabbed a seat on the wall opposite of the entrance. I took the time to observe the surroundings, things were relatively…

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published 1 yr ago
Ghost town in the afternoon
reviewed by
club712

6.7

I was traveling to Bethlehem for work and decided to check this place out on a whim at around 2:30. It’s essentially located in a strip mall which I found strange. Safe area though. Very…

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published 1 yr ago
Louisiana Purchase
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Shreveport, LA. Thursday night. Downtown. Right near the casinos. Huge police presence all around downtown. Including on car hanging right outside this club. The city must want downtown real safe. Anyway plenty of parking in…

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published 1 yr ago
Average but friendly
reviewed by
DATY2day

4.7

The parking lot is well lit and has plenty of parking. It’s in a safe area right off the highway. Inside the place is kept fairly clean with one large bar and the stage that…

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published 1 yr ago
Slow
reviewed by
Searchthesun1

7.0

FC is my go to spot. Layout is unchanged other than change to $10 mandatory valet entrance off Michigan Ave, it looks like they’re expanding the lot to share with a dispensary. Walk in to…

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published 1 yr ago
Great afternoon visit, got what I came for
reviewed by
Roghozin17

7.0

I come here every once in a while when I'm in town from Boston. The layout is well-reviewed-- but basically, it's one big open space. You walk in through a hallway with a metal detector,…

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published 1 yr ago
We're sorry, the B fell off
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Longview, TX. Seemed like a commericial area around here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, you could walk in from left or right. Enter in. Layout is like just Texas dive bar, bar…

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published 1 yr ago
Shortview
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Longview, TX. Thrusday night. Seemed like an alright part of town. Plenty of parking in the lot. A couple guys in body armor outside do the pat down. Walk in. Girl at the register, id…

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published 1 yr ago
Boring Wednesday
reviewed by
Dan01

6.0

Visited on a recent Wednesday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the outskirts of WNY. It was dead inside. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was…

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published 1 yr ago
Good Time at Christies
reviewed by
Jugnu03

8.7

Was in town for business and this site led me to this club. It’s a nicely built club with a big enough parking lot. The area looked like a warehouses area but safe. I was…

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published 1 yr ago
A Fun Afternoon
reviewed by
Retired

7.3

I headed to The Venue last Friday around 1 PM to catch a dancer I had met about two weeks before. Until that first visit with her, I had never come across this dancer in…

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published 1 yr ago
Vision Quest to exit this place ASAP
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Tyler, TX. About 1 hour east of Dallas. Thursday night. Fairly wooded area, not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nobody there go right to the bar. Latina bartender. She says $25 to…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice Selection of Fun Dancers
reviewed by
Retired

7.0

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club is…

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published 1 yr ago
A good night at GGR on Wednesday? Let’s do it!
reviewed by
Llappers

6.3

Ugh. Lost my review, I think.

anyhow. Let’s get back to it. GGR is easily accessible on RT 35 off of exit 120 on the GS parkway. Happily drove into the parking lot and popped…