the ultimate strip club list

This place is right off the 52 and 163, and it's a pretty small but elegant looking (at least it tries to) club. They have a tiny parking lot but you can always park across…

American Bush is in South Salt Lake City, the city just south of Salt Lake. While it’s in an industrial part of town, it still feels pretty safe. The entrance fee was $7, and the…

Rather than being alone a miserable at my hotel, I dropped in on a cold winter night.

This was my first time in Canada so I was sure on what expect. Located in the downtown…

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later.

Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main highways that run…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week and…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out.

First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one in use during…

I have been a regular to the Hole for many years. I stopped going during the height of the pandemic, but have slowly been going back. I went last Tuesday in the late afternoon for…

What's up fellaz, I'm an OG Sweatpants No Draws back corner crew. I've spent a lot of money here over the pass decade. Dated a few girls, stay cool with girls I met here…

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…

Came in on a Tuesday since they were closed on Monday. Parking lot was huge and place looked like it would closed down to be a fire works warehouse twice a year. $15 entry fee.…

Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing it…

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…

Late decision to stop in with a couple friends late Friday night. Not familiar with the area but seemed like a safe neighborhood. Parking lot right next to the club.

I think it was $35 for…

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA dancer at Kitten’s…

Was there from 3-5 PM. No cover or parking. Very lively crowd. 15 dancers, mostly white. Ranged from 5-7 with one absolute 9.

Same beer was $7 for the first round and $8 the second…

Had to be in Sacramento for a few days for work and decided to stop by. Cover (as it says on it's website) was $22. When you walk in, there's a decent amount of seating…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. I arrived around 3pm. Plenty of parking available. $7 cover charge from to an attractive door girl. They scanned my ID this visit, that was a…

Ok so Wednesday is lame at Gold Room so this is really a review for 3 visits all on Wednesday $10 dollar special at sister club/bar Knockouts next door to Gold Room with free parking…

I snuck out of work early for some t and a. Got here around 5 pm. Cold as hell outside, warm in da club! Relatively quiet Wednesday afternoon shift. Two bars running downstairs with just…

First of all, the Diamond is located in downtown Denver. Edgewater (the location listed in the List on this site) is a tiny municipality northwest of downtown. So no, nothing is in Edgewater, really there…

Arrived around 10pm on a Saturday. I had never been here before, am from out of town and this club is in the middle of nowhere. It is a BYOB club. $20 entry, check…