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Visited on Friday and was pleasantly surprised. The place was not crowded, but not empty either. Probably ten dancers working, with about the same number of customers when they opened.

No table service, so we…

RONALD'S

McDoogals is a small-to-mid sized club outside Baltimore. It's easy to find on a main road. Well lit parking lot in the rear that was pretty full at midnight Saturday. Looks like…

Scarlett's used to be my favorite club in the Miami area just due to the amount of gorgeous women they have on staff. They fell off for a while. But recently, the talent seems to…

Went a couple weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon while I was in the area, soon after they opened. The place is on the main, which does feel a bit out of place for the…

With Adelitas closed and Hong Kong (HK) raising prices. I have been hitting Chicago Club more and more on my visits to TJ.

I walked in about 8:30 pm on a Thursday night after a quick…

Mario's is about 45 minutes from my location, it's located just off of rt395 pretty easy to find. Walked in about 3pm no door man or cover, when you walk in there is a bar…

First visit in a couple of months.

Much quieter than normal for a Sunday. The Patriots had a morning game, so I am guessing that this caused the place to be less crowded this afternoon.

The…

Went to Rick's on a Friday evening with my girl to check out the place. It's a big open venue with a small bar tucked in the back corner and 1 main stage and 2…

I arrived shortly after opening. Plenty of room in the parking lot and it seemed safe. $10 at the door and I walked in and looked down into the downstairs to check the scene. Very…

Returned here on another nearby trip. As usual, it's hit or miss. For those that don't know, this place is alcohol free so I brought some airplane bottles and took them prior to entering the…

Let's start with the pertinent costs:

Cover for Saturday night: $23
Non-alcoholic beverage: $7
Lap Dance per song: $25
The Very Important Person Room: $250

And…

…If You Can’t See Her?

This place really is more cabaret than strip club. That’s ok, I suppose. Most of the dancers didn’t take anything off. The ones that did didn’t reveal much more than what…

It has been many weeks since I visited here. I have a favorite dancer that I texted to see if she was working and she was.

The standard review details. Street parking,…

Lived in the Charleston area for a while now, but finally decided to try some local clubs out. I went solo to this club on a Friday night around 9pm. The girl working the front…

The Pink Palace is easy to get to right off of Rte 130 with plenty of parking. When you enter it is very dark. There is a long rectangular bar which takes up…

This is a pretty small club. The main area has the (no-alcohol) bar and chairs crowded around the mirror-backed stage. The lap dance area in the back is one long, continuous couch, meaning whatever you're…

Hadn't been to the place in years, since it was the Paradise Club. I got there about 4pm looking to kill time in the general vicinity. It’s byob, but I chose not to bring anything.…

This joint is located on the south end of Missoula, just 10 minutes from the downtown area. It's on a side street off a main drag near a movie theater. Bright lights at the entrance…

This last Wednesday I was at The Venue around 11:30 AM (opens at 10 AM) and had plans on making a few strip club stops. That all changed as I had to head for…

Been here so many times, I have honestly lost count. I have explained the setting so many times, I don’t feel that it is necessary to be redundant (see other reviews).

I came on a Friday…

So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the site…

Review from a few months back. I happened to be in the area and my last visits were many right after I stopped in the day before Turkey Day where they pulled out all…

I have been going to this club off and on for a few years, this was the first time since covid. This place will never win a beauty contest. Its about as run down…

I stop by this place from time to time but this visit was for last weekend. Walking in, it looks like your standard strip club: Entrance fee (20) immediately at entrance with coat check to…

Haven’t been hitting the club as often but recently visited on a Saturday late afternoon/evening and twice on a Sunday late afternoon/evening. Drinking, $6 for a beer $12 for mixed drink. Bartenders are always great.…

The Place:
The club is clean and comfortable. When you walk in, straight ahead of you is a bouncer station which is usually not manned when I went in (noon-1pm) either of two days. In…

Unless you consider the occasional nip slip or an OTP dick pinch an extra. Eh, I'm not gonna bash this place. It's not exactly my cup of tea (because there's no extras) but I've never…