the ultimate strip club list

Going to Thailand for my first time in October. The first 5 days of my trip will be in Chiang Mai, & it is when I'll have the most free/solo time. The rest of the…

Visited this past Monday during day shift. Cover used to be $12 during the day, guy working the door tells me it has gone up $2. No biggie, but it throws off my calculus of…

Had to run a quick errand thought brought me nearby. Since I was in the area, figured I might as well drop by to check the place out. The whole area has an industrial zoning warehouse…

I finally made it to the trio of the pompano clubs. Cheetah Pompano, Booty Trap and Diamond Dolls. (some include Porthole pub as the 4th). Parking was $5…

First time back post-Covid. Nice surprise! I think the recent closure of a big club close to town has helped them. My plan was to have some drinks, watch the stage and get…

People you are just like dude how the fuck do they do that. You know one comes to mind and that's Brian Wilson. He's the orchestrator behind virtually all those Beach Boy hits you grew…

I think most people know the deal here. $5 cover on a weekday, that will get you a water or soda, and the place is BYOB. I went here on a Thursday afternoon,…

The parking behind the club is adequate. If its raining you must watch for the many potholes. The area is very safe, just behind a garage. You enter through the front door to a…

Officially closed?

I spent longer than I expected hanging at GGR the other night. Flashed my IG account for half-priced admission then pulled up to one of the few empty seats in the outer rim. One or…

I had a few hours to kill on a recent Sunday afternoon before my flight but realized that the number of clubs that are open on Sunday are limited. I did find Black Betty's which…

This was the last stop in my tour de NJ on a recent weekend trip. Had about 90 minutes to kill before my flight out of Newark and I knew that Paradizio was open on…

First time visitor to Playhouse on a recent Saturday. I was at Taboo and Purple Orchid the evening before so was continuing my journey through the area while juggling time with family and friends. About 15…

Arrived at 11 pm on a recent Friday night. Free to park. $5 cover charge. Fairly crowded but enough room to move around. 10-12 dancers, every stool taken and 20-30 customers standing at any point…

First time visitor to this club on a recent Friday afternoon. Arrived around 3:30 pm. Free parking in the lot. No cover charge at this time either. Friendly door guy, older black man. $6 domestic…

Orlando strip clubs are known to be pretty bad. Any good spots within 30mins of Orlando worth visiting? Preferably with decent talent and possible extras.

Henry’s is Henry’s, it serves a purpose. I visited around midnight on a Monday night after not having been there in a while. Paid the $5 cover and bought a domestic beer for around $6…

Electric Blue- The location is easy to find, right off Rt 84. The billboard on the westbound side of Rt 84 isn't there anymore to let you know you are getting close. Plenty of…

I cum here for the service, not the eye candy. However I do like how the new bartender looks. She’s pleasant and makes small talk, which can be a pleasant change from the furrowed brow…

One of my favorite clubs!! I went during the week on an afternoon (took an extended lunch break from work), and the club seemed to have been hopping. The dancers were friendly, they approached me…

Should have spent whole night here instead of the joint its connected to. Way hotter girls and fully nude can't be beat. Most of the girls there were Cuban but also pretty fit. I was…

For me having free time and cash on hand mid week is pretty unusual. Found my way to Pandoras mid afternoon. For those who need to know the club essentially has three sections. The general seating…

Was in the area on a Monday. Decided to stop by. Found the place very quite and with minimal entertainment options. I got there around 2330 hours and was the only one sitting at the…

Tiffany’s is clean but not fancy, and has plenty of free parking most nights. This time I came in a little after midnight, paid the $30 for VIP on top of the $20 cover,…

The first thing I noticed was that practically all the latinas were Cuban and latinas comprised about 90% of all girls that night. The talent range was 5-11/10. Maria was the 11/10!…

first off before getting into the actual review there's a notice on the door for an application for a liquor license. I asked the bouncer about it and he said they're just waiting on it…

Visited BT on a Thursday around 5. The place might be the nicest looking club I’ve ever been to. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a club that is so big in…

Going to this place in the morning seems to be slow, but it's generally quiet as you enter the main doors. Walking in not long after opening I saw some fine women entering and leaving…

How do people really feel about things? Well, if money talks, then people feel very differently than their feelings are portrayed in the media. Over the weekend Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran committed the horrifying…

Took a detour on my drive from NY to DC for a mid afternoon pit stop. Pink palace is right off Route 130 , about couple of miles from the interstate.…

Visited Tuesday around 3:30 to get a sense of the club and its day shift. Overall it’s a very average experience. The Club is off US1, so a very busy entrance, however there is a…

Wasn't planning on stopping in to CB but was in the area on a Sunday afternoon earlier this month, so . . . . couldn't resist. There's no cover during the day, and only…

I mostly don't, but my job is relatively common and not public facing. So, I might tell them what I do broadly (as in "I'm an accountant."), but I won't say who I work for…