the ultimate strip club list

I see we got Hurricane Helene coming in. Looks likes it’s gonna be a doozy. 1. Any stories dealing with natural disasters? Has your house been fucked up due to one? 2. Have you strip clubbed during…

This club looked to have some potential based on previous reviews, so I ventured into downtown Lansing to give it a try. It's in a nice part of town near the baseball stadium, and…

Earlier in the day, I thought I might check out Show Palace. I’m a cheap bastard so I always look for discounts. I went on the clubs website and saw you could get a discount…

The great 3 year decline. Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am. I…

Second stop of the day after popping into allure down the road. We went in had our IDs scanned and grabbed some beers, beers are 4-5 bucks. We took our seats and watched the show.…

I decided to stop at this club on a Saturday. I used to come to this club frequently years ago, but this was my first time in a long time. When I walked in, there…

An adult toy shop greeted visitors at the entrance, leading to a back area filled with various attractions. There were several standard video booths available for a fee, some featuring gloryholes. However, the highlight was…

369 has a lot of hotties but in recent months much of the best talent has left. While I really like the girls, the management could use some work, they aren't friendly, and they refuse…

Here is the deal with TJ's -- most of the girls are not worth your time of day, unless you like bigger girls. BUT there are a few gems here and there. Personally I like Bonnie,…

Me and my friends third and final stop was Vixens, at the time we visited it was a 10 dollar cover charge each and beers were I think 6-7 bucks. We grabbed our drinks and…

PLACE: Clean. One main stage, several private booths. Didn’t get a sense of funkiness in either type of space. PEOPLE: Depends a lot on the girl. Some tools my invitation to talk to them before paying…

Had a trip to all three active clubs in ft Myers, Allure was the first stop on my trip. Me and a friend stopped there and had a few drinks around 4pm. At this time…

I regular at Pandora. They charge me $21 to come in. I order 7-up. Nobody there! Only two customer. I sit at table. Watch Dancer. I know many. Some no like me because I cheap.…

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Careful going late midweek to this place. It's really just a neighborhood bar with girls is heels offering $20 lap dances. Midweek you are not going to find them dancing on stage. And if it's…

I came to Bedford, NH for some networking and I had free Tuesday afternoon. So decided to visit Millennium as there is no better place around. Reached about 3:00 pm. There is lot of…

God, never thought I'd say this but I miss NJ!! Jersey handshake and the Playhouse. Moved to Houston 6 months ago and the clubs down there are great but nothing is like the Playhouse.…

How would you rate yourself in terms of physical attractiveness on the 1-10 scale either now and/or in your prime?

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The younger girls trend towards more overweight and obese sizes is becoming a big problem. Pun intended. I know I have met a few guys that have some weird fat girl fettish. But other…

I stopped by Double Visions on a Thursday night, and it was a pretty chill experience. The place is clean, and nice. Cover was $10. My Miller Lite was $5. The dancers were attractive but…

Visited the Penthouse on a trip through Baltimore. I arrived about 10 pm - from reviews, I knew it would be quiet, but had singificantly underestimated how quiet; just 2 girls present in the whole…

As for me, my name is Rocco, American from San Diego (36yrs old) Ex-military. Got to Goldentime around 10:30pm on a Wednesday night in March after reading reviews. It was hopping. I hate American strip…

This was my 3rd time here ever, found myself with an off day with nothing to fo so I said fuck it and went. Plenty of street parking coupled with a modest parking lot in…

….you THINK you’re on the same wavelength about VIP as the dancer you just met at a “50/50 shot at FS” club but you hadn’t exactly nailed expectations to the floor (“we’ll have a LOT…

Sapphire LV is exactly what you'd expect from one of the higher-end strip clubs in Las Vegas. The girls are stunning, with a diverse lineup ranging from European dancers to American and Black dancers, all…

I went to this club on the Sunday of a long weekend and I'm guessing that is the reason why it was so dead. There was one other patron when I arrived but they left…

when michael jackson first did the moonwalk in the 80's many people emulated it. yeah all right - kinda cool. if your kid did it in front of you no objections. when the macarena was the…

I visited this club late on a Saturday evening just around midnight. There was a $10 or $12 cover, I don't recall, and no waitress enforced any drink minimum if there was one.…

Back at good old Chicas Bonitas again for another afternoon visit. Just thought I would update some of the things that are the same and virtually nothing is different from previous visits. Mondays and Tuesdays…

Was in the area late on a recent Thursday around 11pm after dinner and decided to stop in. There’s sort of two entrances, first through a door, paid a cover ($25 i think it was)…

I'm in my 50s and although I haven't been to a strip club in very long time, I did go to a fair number when I was younger, mostly in Las Vegas and Baltimore -…