the ultimate strip club list

I feel like unless I'm getting head, it's really not big a factor. I'm not gonna say it's nothing, we see people through their faces first generally but just in a strip club and I'm…

Layout has been described to death, including my previous reviews. Nothing has changed. Just wanted to give a data point on a Saturday afternoonon the dances I got. Got there about 1:45 pm. It…

In continuing my recent kick of hitting up the lower end clubs in the area, I made a few trips to Porthole. I had to pick a day, so I picked Saturday but this…

I know these are two random cities, but they are options for upcoming business trips. Any advice on which is better would be much appreciated. Austin TX is what i'm thinking would be the more…

In Houston for work over a few day period. Did my standard hotel check in, work till 9, shower clean up and see what's available. I decided on splendor based on prior reviews. Splendor is…

Decided to stop in after a very crowded visit to Oz down the street. $13 cover but they let it slide as I told them Oz was having an off night. Much slower vibe,…

Was debating writing this review because I wanted to hog all the fun. I’d recommend adding this to the rotation. This place is in Pasadena, kinda halfway between the Eastside clubs and the Hobby clubs.…

I visited this place based off a friend's review of Chicas bonitas at Vegas. Overall it is positive for me. About costs there's a 10 dollar parking fee that you'd have to pay. Went on…

Decided to head to the legendary FC on Saturday looking for a good time. Don’t really go to this club often simply because I hate valet. Since I was looking for more quality talent this…

This review is for Sunday afternoon in April. I believe place opens at 1130 or 12 and I arrived at 1230 and stayed for about an hour or so. Will not go over layout or…

As an American, this place is basically the dream for a tourist. You walk in… no entry fee, no paying for sketchy parking, just a safe, free lot and a wide-open front door. Almost every…

Any good gentlemen’s clubs that are good if I bring my lady? Nothing too skizzy. Every now and then, on travel, I can convince her to go with me, but I don’t want to scare…

The Carnival Book Store. It’s a name that sounds harmless enough—maybe even a little quaint, like some quirky little shop where you’d find dusty old novels and overpriced coffee. But let me tell you, this…

I’ve given Tales more chances than I probably should, mostly because it’s close by—but at this point, proximity is the only thing it has going for it. There was no cover, but only two dancers working…

After a failed visit to Hustler (only one dancer working) I walked 5 minutes down the street to Scarlett's. Fairly large building with a huge Scarlett's sign on the roof and an immense fenced lot.…

Went to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Had wanted to try after hearing about the great value. Took an uber over because the parking lot is pretty small and didn't want to risk not…

Drive in on my day off. Lot is half empty. FREEE for parking. The cover is free when I arrive 2:30. The lodge was dead so decide to try my luck here . There are…

New Stuff: I stopped by on a Monday just before 5:00. Reading some other reviews, maybe there is some confusion between the dancer section and the porn arcade.…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening. After…

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

Was out exploring on an extended lunch break. Decided to give the east side a drive. This is essentially a bikini strip club. For the fine girls it makes no difference- they are wearing dental…

Place: The place is at Paterson, which is not a typical 'safe' place. However, the club seems away from crowded areas so it seems pretty safe for me. I drove there, and there is a very…

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