Moments Gentlemen's Club
5133 Spencer Hwy Pasadena, TX 77505

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ColdButGravy
Apr 23, 2025, 1:38 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Was debating writing this review because I wanted to hog all the fun. I’d recommend adding this to the rotation. This place is in Pasadena, kinda halfway between the Eastside clubs and the Hobby clubs. That’s actually why I stopped in, hunting on a slow day.

Parking is free and there’s plenty of spots. The building looks like a strip club- kind of your classic white warehouse looking place. Cover was 15, the workers were nice. The bar is all the way in the back, so you have to walk through all the small tables and the ~20 dancers sitting around to get there. This has appeal and gives you a chance to scout the room and make some good eye contact. For a weekday afternoon, I was VERY impressed that this tiny club had this many women working. And they were hot. A good range from 6-8. Lots of meat hanging off the bones in the right places, almost all Latina. One main stage to the right which is occupied regularly, although the dancers aren’t doing too much. I’m accustomed to the Houston scene by now- dancers on stage daydream about what errands they have to do later, bc they all know they only make money from LDs.

I grabbed a corona for ~10, pretty damn pricey, although that was the only pricey thing. I kind of shrugged off the vultures and made my way back to the entrance to a small booth/ table. A beautiful latina with perfect English comes up, and I paid for ~4 mid mileage dances for $80 (20 per- is there anywhere in Houston that’s not 20 per??). The LD area is a perk- cubicle style booths on the side with high walls, no extra charge. Much better coverage than most places although clearly there’s cameras above.

I go back to my table after, and it’s like they are waiting in line for ya to be free. If you make eye contact with any of them they walk up and make small talk before dances. #2 didn’t speak much English, but she was considerably thicker in a good way and I paid for ~3 more $20 dances.

Drink was dry by now so I return to bar, considering wrapping up my afternoon trip and heading home. As I’m sitting there a slightly older 40 year old Latina walks up, probably the finest one of the day, grabs my member and says something about singing “my way”. I get a quick dance but I could smell rotten fish fully clothed so I got out of there and headed out.

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