It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg

Was out exploring on an extended lunch break. Decided to give the east side a drive. This is essentially a bikini strip club. For the fine girls it makes no difference- they are wearing dental floss and they are just as fine as they are anywhere (2-3 of them total). They go topless in LDs. But damn, there are some ugly women working here. That have no business being a dancer of any kind.

I paid $10 cover and $5 for a modelo. Immediately upon entering there are some vultures sitting on the right. If one of them is hot, I would try your hand. There will be ~10 girls working here, but you are only really gonna wanna talk to 2-3, and the others were cock blocking hard.

On the plus side, these latinas do know how to give a good lap dance. They will give it to you wherever you are located, but there are some booths lining the wall on the right with no eye cover. Pretty dark in here overall. Always a dancer on stage but DAMN sometimes it seriously kills Junior to even look at that stage.

You can do way better than this joint, but I’m sure if you got the right girl and a little cash on hand, you can have as good of a run of lap dances as anywhere, although not nude.