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I live in South Austin and decided to go to a strip club on my day off. I was heading up to XTC which I hadn't been to in years and decided to take a…

Since I was close by and had not been in here in a while, drove by and the parking lot was pretty full so decided to stop in to see what was going on.…

After a long COVID-induced hiatus, I returned to the glorious Playhouse. With the closure of two of the local alternatives (Ballpark and Red Raven), this place will remain my club of choice for the foreseeable…

Arrived about quarter to six and figured that the night shift would be working by now. Parking lot was not totally full but with some of the larger and extended cab pick-ups, had to…

I went on Sunday night after midnight. Hardly any cars on the road. Stick to the main roads if you’re driving from west side to this club. Valet was $7. Cover was $10. The main…

The Club is back open on Thursdays, which is a big improvement from just Friday and Saturday. It still amazes me they don’t open for Sunday as many guys would come to watch football and…

I was in Myrtle Beach a few days for some R&R and decided to stop at this club for something to do one night. This review was from a Thursday evening trip to Masters…

Theatre Chochotte is not a strip club per se, but it’s more of an erotic theatre. It’s located in the heart of Paris near the 1st Arrondissement of Paris or the “Louvre” as they…

This was my first time in London. While I had heard about the low mileage of London, UK strip clubs from users (ahem, LondonGuy), I just had to see for myself. And besides…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

I was a little worried I was walking into a dead place as I walked up to the front door of Pandoras, with the parking lot being so sparse shortly after the club opened on…

I made a sojourn to the Hip Hugger on Friday at 17:00. There was no entrance fee when I entered, but by 18:00, the owner was sitting at a table near the door charging a…

Let me preface this review by saying that the only reason I went was that I've been seeing this dancer who works here and another club. She was working here today and I dropped by…

Well, COVID has put the kibosh on a second visit to Lust for almost two years, but today, I was able to sweep that aside and make the two-hour trek from my boat to Martinsburg.

Was…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

This is a “lingerie” modeling place. Not really a strip club. I put lingerie in quotes because my model was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans.

Entrance.

The club is located in an alleyway directly behind the…

I visited yesterday (Saturday) afternoon and stayed for about 3 hours. No cover in the afternoon. I went through the metal detector and it rang but the Desire guy waved me through anyway,…

I popped in around 9pm which is when I figured the better talent would be arriving. The club is well lit and has multiple dancing stages. Girls start at the big stage and move around…

This club has been reviewed a lot. To review, no cover during the day, I think before 7pm. Then I think it is $20 on the weekends. Free to sit at the bar, which is…