sinclair's Review

I made a sojourn to the Hip Hugger on Friday at 17:00. There was no entrance fee when I entered, but by 18:00, the owner was sitting at a table near the door charging a cover charge, which I believe was $5. From the entrance, most of the action takes place on the right side of the room. The stage, bar, and lap dance area are all on the right. The left end of the room is much more vacant with just extra seating, two ATM’s, and the entertainers’ dressing room. The club only serves Budweiser and Bud Light draft beer. The club does not serve any beer in bottles or any other brands of beer. A ten or eleven ounce glass of beer is $3. A pitcher of beer is $12. If you are planning on having more than three small glasses or you are with another person, the pitcher is definitely the way to go. It was $4 for a small glass of Coke with too much ice. The only food inside is from a vending machine on the far side of the room. The clientele is blue collar guys: factory workers, farmers, and Mexican laborers.

I was sitting right by the entertainer's sign-in sheet. There were six dancers working on the dayshift and two more had come in for the nightshift. I assume more dancers came in to work the nightshift after I left around 19:00. You aren’t going to get the level of talent that a bigger city like Indianapolis gets. The archetypal dancer here has tattoos, baby damage, and is somewhere below a 7 in looks. If you can find a 7 or better, lock her down and take her for as many lap dances as you can handle. The main stage has two poles. Music is picked by the dancers off of a TouchTunes jukebox. Dancers did three song sets on stage, stripping down to topless by the third song. There were very few guys tipping at the stage. As a result, dancers would do a tip walk after they finished their set. A single dollar was sufficient to placate their begging. Ivy is a mid-20’s rock chick with B cups. She has blue hair and is one of the younger dancers on day shift. Stevie is a cougar with fake D cups and lots of tattoos. I’d guess she is in her mid-40’s at least, but she stays in good shape and has many fans.

Lap dances take place in a dark corner of the room on stackable bingo hall type of chairs. While there might not be as much padding as a barrel chair or a couch, I actually prefer this type of armless chair for lap dances. Dancers are able to completely straddle the customer like they are fucking. Armed chairs and couches don’t allow that much dick-to-pussy contact. Lap dances are only $10 per song, and songs are not cut short. Deep grinds, touching boobs, smacking asses–pretty much anything goes. Hip Hugger might offer the best value in the United States.