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Was my first time here and surely there is some seriously amazing time for people who wanna get a dance. Nothing at all for people who just go for drinks and see naked ladies.

Parking is…

This place is full nude and no alcohol. So I’ve gone to this Deja Vu location a few times. They have good specials on Monday and Thursdays for the VIP rooms. Monday is 50 bucks…

Stopped by here recently during a 1 night layover in Phoenix, it was a Wednesday about 6pm. The parking was fine no worries there but as you walk up it's easy to see Bandaids is…

TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min.

This is…

TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not during…

Went there with a few buddies because it was a guy's night out. We had just came back from vegas 2 weeks ago and had a blast at Deja Vu there so we thought we'd…

TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot girls…

Alright look this is the kind of spot that you'll see rappers, and athletes go to in NYC and make it rain, rent out a corner, whatever all that fucking shit. Not really my thing,…

Tonight I worked at Centerstage for the first time…..
It’s easy to get to from my home in CT and walking distance from the Springfield train and bus terminal.

Tip out is $40
The club is urban but…

First visit here. Doesn't look like much from the outside. Small parking lot unless there was some on the other side I did not see. 10 to get in. You get a token for a…

After a short visit to Chica Locas and immediately exiting Buck's given their mandatory ID scan policy I headed to Baby Dolls around 12:30 AM on a Thursday night. The place packed compared to…

Went on a Wednesday night around 11 PM. The club is located in an industrial area and like many buildings around it (and some of the dancers inside as I discovered) not showing its…

The layout of Wackos has been detailed many times over but here it goes again. A main stage to your right as you come in, a smaller second stage at the end of the U…

Every-time I make the trip to Firekeepers Casino I visit. Compared to the clubs in Fort Wayne this is a home run. The layout of the club is well constructed and kept pretty clean. The…

I was in Dallas late night having dinner with some friends and passed by BDD on the way home and figured I would check it out. Definitely not your typical hole in the wall trashy…

This club is a bit off the beaten path. There is not a lot of parking in front and I think I parked in a spot designated for the bait shop next door.

When I walked…

4Play loves to advertise itself as the most upscale gentlemen’s club in the LA area. I am inclined to agree… to an extent. The staff is very friendly, and the woman working the front desk…

I was always against coming because my usual spot when I would be in town was the boat but I’m a huge fan. Jersey was my main girl tall fun brunette with an ass…

A tale of two visits. A few weeks after my last review of this club in October, I stopped to see the girl I thought would give good dances but didn't get a chance…

This bar is located in South Philly relatively close to the stadiums. Parking is on the street or side street. Relatively safe area.

The bar itself takes up most of the "club" section.…

I visited Masters after an overall disappointing trip to the club around the corner, it was a little after eleven when I arrived. I parked in the DIY section of the parking lot, which always…