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After a failed visit to Hustler (only one dancer working) I walked 5 minutes down the street to Scarlett's. Fairly large building with a huge Scarlett's sign on the roof and an immense fenced lot.…

Went to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Had wanted to try after hearing about the great value. Took an uber over because the parking lot is pretty small and didn't want to risk not…

Drive in on my day off. Lot is half empty. FREEE for parking. The cover is free when I arrive 2:30. The lodge was dead so decide to try my luck here . There are…

New Stuff:
I stopped by on a Monday just before 5:00. Reading some other reviews, maybe there is some confusion between the dancer section and the porn arcade.…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening.

After…

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

Was out exploring on an extended lunch break. Decided to give the east side a drive. This is essentially a bikini strip club. For the fine girls it makes no difference- they are wearing dental…

Place:
The place is at Paterson, which is not a typical 'safe' place. However, the club seems away from crowded areas so it seems pretty safe for me. I drove there, and there is a very…

I’m pretty new to strip clubs but I had a nice time here. I didn’t push for extras. The first dancer I as this curvy white Latina named Anna and her ass was absolutely killer.…

XXXV offers a distinctly weird experience that justifies its reputation as one of the premier venues in the area. The modern industrial-meets-luxury design features exposed brick walls contrasted with plush velvet seating and new neon…

I visited Hoops on a recent Wednesday evening. The place was pretty empty except for like 3 other PLs so I certainly wasn’t there at prime time. It’s been described before but Hoops is more…

This place is right by the I-35 exit 436B and near bunch of happening places nearby - gas-station, Chinese Buffett place. It is very hard to miss. I usually go on the afternoon on a…

I've come here several times and had a very different experience each time. If you only read this far, in summary, your experience will vary quite wildly depending on the girl you spend your time…

After seeing the many reviews of OZ I decided I should stop in and check it out. I have lived just about 20 minutes north of OZ for the last 26 years and never been…

I would consider myself a frequent visitor here. I have been visiting for ~2 years, at least once a month. The appeals of coming here: BYOB, free private lap dance area in the back, usually…

Driving between Orlando and Tampa for work, I saw a highway signed and pulled off Interstate 4, and drove the 5 minutes to the club. Basically, it's a bikini bar that charges what I consider…

Came at 5:30 PM on a Saturday. I have driven by this place for a while, and have even stopped by twice just after 5 PM. Both of those occasions the doors were locked and…

I visited here on my drive back to Buffalo from Toronto.

As I entered, it was quite a large place, with a lot of stages and girls all over the place. Some on stage, but mostly…

It's been over a year since I've been in the Porthole. I try to make it whenever I'm in town, which is usually every winter/early spring. Last year when I visited, they were…

I've been to this club at least 7 or 8 times, and overall have had good luck here although this time was a bit different and I want to give people a heads up to…