the ultimate strip club list

Mankato, MN. Saturday night. Downtown Mankato, seems real safe to me. This sort of like a bar crawl area. There's like a parking garage on the other side, and some high rises on the others…

Albert Lea, MN. Saturday night pretty early on. Downtown Albert Lea. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, empty bar area, bathroom is on the right here. I'm thinking this place is dead.…

Fargo, ND. Thursday night. Downtown Fargo. Seems alright to me, ain't ghetto. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, girl at the front. Cover was $8. Walk on in. Dead ahead, one stage, one…

Layout has been described to death, including my previous reviews. Nothing has changed. Just wanted to give a data point on a Saturday afternoonon the dances I got.

Got there about 1:45 pm. It…

In continuing my recent kick of hitting up the lower end clubs in the area, I made a few trips to Porthole. I had to pick a day, so I picked Saturday but this…

In Houston for work over a few day period. Did my standard hotel check in, work till 9, shower clean up and see what's available. I decided on splendor based on prior reviews. Splendor is…

Decided to stop in after a very crowded visit to Oz down the street. $13 cover but they let it slide as I told them Oz was having an off night. Much slower vibe,…

Was debating writing this review because I wanted to hog all the fun. I’d recommend adding this to the rotation. This place is in Pasadena, kinda halfway between the Eastside clubs and the Hobby clubs.…

I visited this place based off a friend's review of Chicas bonitas at Vegas. Overall it is positive for me. About costs there's a 10 dollar parking fee that you'd have to pay. Went on…

Decided to head to the legendary FC on Saturday looking for a good time. Don’t really go to this club often simply because I hate valet. Since I was looking for more quality talent this…

This review is for Sunday afternoon in April. I believe place opens at 1130 or 12 and I arrived at 1230 and stayed for about an hour or so. Will not go over layout or…

As an American, this place is basically the dream for a tourist. You walk in… no entry fee, no paying for sketchy parking, just a safe, free lot and a wide-open front door. Almost every…

The Carnival Book Store. It’s a name that sounds harmless enough—maybe even a little quaint, like some quirky little shop where you’d find dusty old novels and overpriced coffee. But let me tell you, this…

I’ve given Tales more chances than I probably should, mostly because it’s close by—but at this point, proximity is the only thing it has going for it.

There was no cover, but only two dancers working…

After a failed visit to Hustler (only one dancer working) I walked 5 minutes down the street to Scarlett's. Fairly large building with a huge Scarlett's sign on the roof and an immense fenced lot.…

Went to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Had wanted to try after hearing about the great value. Took an uber over because the parking lot is pretty small and didn't want to risk not…

Drive in on my day off. Lot is half empty. FREEE for parking. The cover is free when I arrive 2:30. The lodge was dead so decide to try my luck here . There are…