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started 3 yrs ago
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Recruit for the "Organization" - (Subraman and SJG Take Notes)
posted by
shailynn

yahoo.com

BBW quits working at school to become an OnlyFans model

review
published 3 yrs ago
Monday afternoon that got good
reviewed by
AR4

8.0

Cover was $16. No alcohol available. Bottle of water is about 6 bucks.

Monday just after 5 I was the only customer, but two more came in to see the 5 or 6 women working…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Repeat visit not so hot !
reviewed by
IRman

5.7

I posted a review of a prior visit which went well for me. I was hoping I couldn’t go wrong going again on a Saturday afternoon. But apparently I was simply in the right place…

review
published 3 yrs ago
New year off to good start
reviewed by
wld4tatas

7.0

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. The set up has been described many times before. Today it was fairly packed at the time I arrived, though cleared up slightly a bit later. Managed to get…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Large Club with Central Location
reviewed by
PlatinumNYC

7.7

I went after work with a co-worker and since we arrived after 7 PM the cover charge was $20 per person, plus a 2 drink minimum. If we had arrived before 7 PM, there would…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
I’m worried about my buds

I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape whore. I’m worried about my buds. Have any of you apes…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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RIP Bob Saget
posted by
RamPaige

tmz.com

I grew up watching Full House. His stand up stuff was raunchy and hilarious too. RIP Bob Saget

review
published 3 yrs ago
A good 5 hours
reviewed by
will42

10.0

The Club

Arrived at around 5:00 for what was going to be a quick visit, no cover or parking fee but a security guard outside for wand and such. Once inside there is the stage…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Disappointed in lineup, probably won't go back
reviewed by
wanderpeno

4.0

Came here on a Thursday night in December, around 7pm (I had heard this was "shift change" time so I was hoping more girls would be available to choose from). The place is in an…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Saturday night review
reviewed by
jimmiej

7.3

Went on a Saturday late evening. Valet parked my car. On a Saturday, valet cost $16. You pay when you leave. It was cold with a slight drizzle and there was a line outside the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Current Mileage Phoenix/Arizona
posted by
throwawayact

I’ve heard about a few clubs like Bandaids, Hilighter, and or two gentlemen’s clubs… But I’m looking for a club that is more upscale (has actual vip rooms not just vip stalls) and has…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Very decent club with a neighborhood bar kind of feel
reviewed by
badsanta

8.3

I was traveling through West Virginia, and this was the first time I had been to West Virginia club. Where I'm from, fully nude clubs are rare, but I had heard that WV clubs were…

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published 3 yrs ago
The Adventures of Roxxie and Bullwinkle...and some drunk guy too
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Saturday night after midnight. South Paterson. Place right across the street from some giant Halal supermarket. Area seemed fine. Parking a long lot, not too many spots available but I found one. Club is like…

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published 3 yrs ago
Jiggly-Poof!
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

And I was gone. Saturday night, in Hawthorne, just came from 5th avenue sports bar. Around midnight. When I was in the neighborhood, Hawthorne Police pulled me over and told me I crossed the yellow…

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published 3 yrs ago
Was I at this sports bar? I plead the 5th
reviewed by
Muddy

2.7

Came here on a Saturday night in North Paterson. Industrial/commercial area. I found a spot right out front. Walk in no cover. Long bar that goes way back. Bar on right, bathrooms, curtained dance booths…

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published 3 yrs ago
Hard To Spend Money
reviewed by
KrisaLiss23

1.3

Let me start off this review by saying that I am a female and my husband and I always go together. We have been going to clubs for years. I usually tip on…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sapphire 60 Has Made a Good Recovery
reviewed by
LisaManhattan

7.7

Went to Sapphire 60 on a recent Saturday night and was impressed how the place was really rocking. I got in free as I gave the name of a Promoter I knew and I even…

review
published 3 yrs ago
New Name, But Not An Improvement
reviewed by
MasterT71

5.7

Though I have lived only 5 minutes from Babes for the last decade, I have only ever visited it a handful of times because I've never been impressed by the experience.(In my tiering of Indy's…

review
published 3 yrs ago
It's raining paper, get the broom to clean the stage.
reviewed by
s88

5.7

I came around 12:30 a.m. and left around 1:30 a.m. Cover was $30. A wine is $10. Pretty thorough pat down but no metal detector. 16 men 21 women. Coat check and cover guy AKA…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sapphire Times Square is an Opulent Gem But it has Been Closed for Months Now
reviewed by
PremiumEvents

6.0

I had gone 2 years ago to the Grand Opening of the Sapphire Times Square location and had an amazing time. They really made a big effort in flying in some of the hottest girls…

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published 3 yrs ago
Small Joint, But the Russian Girls with the Tall Lean Bodies Make it Worthwhile
reviewed by
JimR38

7.3

I was eager to check out the new Flashdancers Midtown as I had frequented the predecessor club, Private Eyes. As expected, the setup was pretty much the same. You walked in and there was…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Stick to late nights
reviewed by
PaleBlueBall

7.0

Was heading out for a flight and decided to stop by for an hour. Admission was $10 for regular and $20 for VIP- I opted for standard. Club had probably 8 patrons and about the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Some good some bad
reviewed by
Uno_adan

7.0

I stopped in on a Monday expecting it to be dead but there were a few people in the club. Many more than expected but not packed or even full but surprised for as early…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Met a new friend
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

7.7

I visited on a Monday from about 1 pm to 3 pm. No parking or cover. Metal detector and temp check. Beers are about $6-7 ans Water is $5. Since several raids where patrons were…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Nice Day Shift Visit
reviewed by
Jules Jordan

7.7

BT's is a higher tier club located in Dearborn on US-12 towards Detroit. Physically, it's larger than similar establishments in the area. Smoking isn't allowed on the club main floor. Cleanliness is…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Are strippers and sorority girls opposites?
posted by
Player11

I know when I was in college sorority bitches were stuck up and preferred frat guys. Strippers were the warp drive to sugar dating when I started going to strip clubs. At that…