the ultimate strip club list

Stop by for the first time in a long time for a lunchtime visit on Friday. August in Portland is funny, because it’s beautiful and lots of tourist in town, but lots of local places…

So, if you’ve read my previous reviews of this place, you’d know I have a complicated relationship with it…

It is, for all intents and purposes, a shithole. BUT just because it’s a shithole doesn’t mean…

Good Guys has been around for decades and it was one of the best places in DC. It's located in an area where parking was pretty good which can't be said for a number of…

The layout: large bar surrounding a lowered stage in the middle. Dance room in the side with minimal privacy. You have to buy a nonalcoholic drink, but the bartender was friendly.

Sets here are really,…

Went here on a Friday night for a bachelor party. $40 cover to get in. Place is not that big two stages one tiny the other medium sized in general access. Plenty of girls working…

Got a rare opportunity of a half day off from work last week, and I thought why not do a a quick round of a few clubs in Atlanta. My go to club is always…

I arrived at Desire with high expectations and left with deep disappointment.

First, the details. Parking is free in a large and seemingly safe lot. The exterior looks surprisingly upscale, like a fancy…

Next up on the hit parade of strip joints was Jaguars, formerly known as the Harem House, also known as the Scare 'Em Harem. Now that's just plain mean. Once upon a time -- maybe…

I wanted to finish off my visit to Indy right, so after a couple of movies (yeah, I go to movies even on vacation, even when I can be doing just about anything else), I…

It was a Friday night, about 10:30. I skipped out on a show -- just really didn't feel like sitting in a loud crowd -- so I just started walking around downtown. Soon, the Red…

First time here. US-206 southbound took me through the town of Newton, where I encountered traffic on the road winding around the steep hills in the middle of town, then continued further out of town…

This was my second visit to the club. It was a thursday night, and the club was mostly empty. It's a very nice club cosmetically and the parking seemed safe. Its a huge club…

Scarlett's is definitely a party vibe every day of the week. It's different than the Pompano clubs. You don't get much mileage here but there are some very hot women. I usually hit the Pompano…

I grabbed an Uber from El Poblado to Fase Dos for about 20,000 COP (roughly $5 USD). After wandering Parque Lleras for an hour and spending another hour and a half in Club Gusto, I…

Visited oz recently on a Tuesday night, was plenty of free parking at the time. Cover was 10 dollars.

When I walked I was swarmed by several Latino dancers a couple of which tried very…

So this joint is hit or miss. I’ve popped in there a few times when traveling through that way. The girls are generally hot and semi-friendly, depending on the girl. Sometimes it can be pretty…

Well...when I have time, I live visiting Caddy after stopping at my favorite club, Foxy - very different feel to both clubs, Foxy is somewhat upscale and Caddy feels like you might want to take…

In San Diego area once again and I decided to make a quick trip to TJ solely to hit up Gold Palace, La Carreta and La Gloria on this warm Friday afternoon (in search of…

I often go to Foxy on Friday, usually after they stop charging for Leg's and Eggs, which is 11, as I'm a cheap bastard who can't stand spending $10 to get in to a club…

This is a 2025 update to my previous review...didn't realize that it has been nearly 10 years since I reviewed this club.

Not much has changed with the physical aspects of the club. You still get…

I’ve been hitting up Clancy’s almost every week for the last few months. This time I popped in basically when they opened on Monday early afternoon. Thankfully, I wasn’t the first person there, but…