I Drove that Far Why?

Next up on the hit parade of strip joints was Jaguars, formerly known as the Harem House, also known as the Scare 'Em Harem. Now that's just plain mean. Once upon a time -- maybe even twice -- I saw some pretty attractive women there. This night though....

Pushing midnight, the parking lot was pretty bare, four or five cars tops -- mine included. I walked in, expecting a bouncer just inside the club, but no -- de nada security. I beelined for the bathroom (just to the left of the entrance, if you need to know) and found it surprisingly clean. Or maybe just unused, even for that time of night.

To the left of the entrance, like I just said, is the bouncer's station, the ATM, then the men's room. The bar's at the left end of the club. The stage -- abandoned, neglected for the night -- sits in the center of the club, with the equally abandoned DJ booth on the other side of it. The stage has a perv row. A few tables and chairs are between the stage and the bar, with more between the stage and the far wall to the right. One or two pool tables are to the right of the entrance, a lap dance room is in the far right corner, and in a small alcove that makes me think of a storage room for cleaning equipment is the "VIP."