Two Club 390 ROB Reports

Bad night with two separate ROB experiences.

First Lana, never took bottoms off. She told me she doesn't do full nude until second song. This is not the deal, and she did not mention this until I was committed. Stopped her after one song, paid the full $30 nude price for my meh topless, as I didn't want problems. No tip, though, not about to encourage this behavior.

Second was Cookie. She did the same thing, and I should have responded the same way. But I had gotten good reports on her here earlier so gave her a second song after she promised bottoms would come off. They never did. She also miscounted songs and demanded I pay for a third song. This time I did complain, but the manager (guy I had never seen before) backed her up of course, so with no other choice I paid up, $90 for what ended up as two topless, zero tip, and left.

I will be back though, as this is literally the first ever seriously bad experience here and it's still the best (read the only worthwhile) club I have found in the whole Chicago area, and there are still plenty of honest girls there.

As a general warning, I have run across two other 390 dancers so far with this personal no nude until second dance "rule" on recent trips - this is bs, it's not the deal at this club - but they did warn me before I was committed to any songs so I lost no money and these were NOT ROBs, so I won't be naming them. Just won't be buying dances from them.

This club was ridiculously dead for after midnight on a Friday night, about as many customers as girls. In general, business seems to be way down every night I go in - possibly the "stripper index" at work indicating an economic downturn coming soon. So, I wonder if certain desperate dancers are increasingly turning to scamming the few remining customers. I'm going to be more vigilant.

Just to leave this on a positive note, let me highly recommend Ella - same general body type as the two ROB's, but she gives honest dances and is a lot of fun (keeping it vague).