the ultimate strip club list

Hit up the Criket couple weekends back. Usually I visit early afternoon around 1 or 2. This day I arrived to a quite full parking lot around 5. Inside it was the busiest I’ve seen…

So it’s been while since I gone to the club since Covid. But looks like the club still gets packed like sardines on Friday nights. Parking is tough to get, better off paying for $20…

This was day four of a week long trip to ZN. I have never had luck at Adalita’s but decided to once again give it a go.

I arrived at the border around 9 pm…

PaperMoon is an average to below average pastie club in a strip mall in Virginia.

Sunday night visit. Free parking, $20 cover, $10 drinks nonalcoholic
Girls dance 2 song sets: 2 stages main (reserved…

I got there about 8:00 pm, no cover One drink min. I got a coke, $3.00
There were a 8 - 10 customers. Felt like it was locals.

Broke a $20.00 and started watching. The…

I got to Lace around 7:30 and walked inside. The place looked decent. I’m not too versed on what a nice place and a bad place should look like, but to my standards, it was…

I went to downtown to meet a buddy and while coming back wanted to check out near by clubs. First I went to Peaches of Atlanta at 9pm and I am the only customer. I…

I spent the week in Columbus for work and tried to hit up every one of the listings there but every. Single. One. Was shuttered. On my way back to Atlanta, I saw one more…

Came up for some $10 buck dances at 7:30. There were 5-6 dancers, which from past experience is what I expected this early in the evening. Place is pretty small but comfortable…

For context, used to be the Dancing Bare. Fortunately, you no longer enter through a sketchy porn shop. Nor do your shoes stick to the floor. The previous incarnation (one visit) sucked…

Denver, CO. Right downtown. I parked on the street next to a meter I’m assuming they don’t bother that late. As I walk in I see a bunch of douchie black SUVs so maybe a…

Went on a recent Thursday afternoon. Unfortunately no longer the fun of the pre-pandemic days when there would be 30+ girls on shift at times. There were probably closer to 15 that afternoon. Standard…

I am struggling with how to write this review. Had the best strip club experience ever in over 30 years of clubbing. But its really the exception, not the rule.

I just reviewed the club two…

My impressions of topless, alcohol-serving bars in the area has not been favorable thus far. For the most part the ones I have tried have been either overpriced for what you get or simply…

Glendale, CO. Wednesday night. Right in front of a target. Parking lot packed so I parked at Target. Commercial area. Walk up, female bouncer that’s different, a full pat down from behind that was…

Denver, CO. Wednesday night. Came from Diamond. I parked in a lot it said pay the booth, nobody in it so I guess this late it’s alright to park there. Looks like one of those…

I hadn't been to a club since before the lockdown. Today I decided to venture out. Or in. Anyway.

I got there about 3 PM. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. Not…

Was just driving by and saw the club was open. Decided I’d give it a try. 4 dancers working. 1 dj and one manager. Club is non alcoholic but dancers are full nude on stage.…

The place is upscale, professionally managed.

At 9 pm free parking, $8 cover, $5 soft drink (I think), $20 lap dances in the open lap dance area.

One stage in use when I was there; seemed a…