Are the maseros getting worse at Hong Kong?
Pointofklean
Just back from a 24 hr visit from HK and I feel like the meseros have doubled in number, and in harassment strategies to sell you things.
A mesero saw me looking for my room (something I could do just fine) but tagged along to show me the way for the tip. He then asked I needed viagra (100mg tabs for $20 a pop or 2 for $30). Granted, the ones in the bathrooms are 50mg for $10 but still $$$.
A mesero saw me walking back to my room with a new supply of towels (which I tipped for), and after closing my door, I got a knock saying I might have gotten towels but I needed a robe! I said I did not need a robe and after 3 times, finally got him to leave.
By 9:30 pm the club was so crowded with mongers and maseros that it was difficult to even move about. I found myself stuck behind groups of meseros multiple times just wandering about.
I sat down for a fitcha with a girl and was offered food 3x, lap dances 2x by five different meseros in about an 8 minute period. And this was upstairs (3rd level) where I go to avoid the constant harassment.
Granted, the bar tenders and the shuttle drivers were amazing this trip. But the other 50 guys milling about were annoying and detracted from the overall experience. I know they’re just trying to make a living but I think they’ve gone a bit too far in the quantity. I did find that keeping a drink in my hand at ALL times was a good strategy from getting hounded when I was just hanging by myself.
A mesero saw me looking for my room (something I could do just fine) but tagged along to show me the way for the tip. He then asked I needed viagra (100mg tabs for $20 a pop or 2 for $30). Granted, the ones in the bathrooms are 50mg for $10 but still $$$.
A mesero saw me walking back to my room with a new supply of towels (which I tipped for), and after closing my door, I got a knock saying I might have gotten towels but I needed a robe! I said I did not need a robe and after 3 times, finally got him to leave.
By 9:30 pm the club was so crowded with mongers and maseros that it was difficult to even move about. I found myself stuck behind groups of meseros multiple times just wandering about.
I sat down for a fitcha with a girl and was offered food 3x, lap dances 2x by five different meseros in about an 8 minute period. And this was upstairs (3rd level) where I go to avoid the constant harassment.
Granted, the bar tenders and the shuttle drivers were amazing this trip. But the other 50 guys milling about were annoying and detracted from the overall experience. I know they’re just trying to make a living but I think they’ve gone a bit too far in the quantity. I did find that keeping a drink in my hand at ALL times was a good strategy from getting hounded when I was just hanging by myself.
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I will play along and answer your question.
Q: Are the maseros getting worse at Hong Kong?
A: YES, it is a sign of the bad economic situation all over the world.
In any case people go to the Happiest Place on Earth (according to Krusty) to have fun.
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Remember you are visiting a different country with a different culture a different language, but very nice people and really good food, an interesting “experiences” that you should be able and happy to afford.
When In Hong Kong make sure you, the customer, are checking out what is being sold, services, drinks, lap dances, “arriba trips” and make it obvious that you want to take your time walking around and checking out the wares and services that the meseros are paid to sell to you.
The meseros are really just doing their jobs. And sometimes your enjoyment of your buying experience is diminished by them doing it.
Meseros will NOT be doing their job if you clearly indicated that you want time to look around and they kept pushing - right?
You need to behave like a gentleman and just acknowledge that you have seen them and you recognize they are there trying to help you and be compensated for their help.
Look at them like real people just like yourself same as you and with eye contact, and a smile, just say
“Thanks. I really appreciate your time. However for now I just want to look around, and I will call you if I need any help”.
(Gracias. Realmente aprecio tu tiempo. Sin embargo, por ahora solo quiero echar un vistazo y te llamaré si necesito ayuda.)
They will see you are a well educated person; you feel in control of the situation and they will respect your wishes.
Problem solved
1- buy a bottle if you drink alcohol. They see a bottle, they dont ask if you want drinks bc you have a bottle. this will cut down on the wait staff. This will not stop the staff selling chips and food but just a simple waive of no gets them to go away.
2- tip a masero nicely like 20 bucks and he'll check on you periodically and keep others away. our's usually will point his laser at us in our booth and we will waive him over or waive him off, that way he doesnt need to come to us unless needed. this prob works best during the week though.
-- As mentioned, always keep a drink in hand, even if it's an empty beer bottle that they can't see is empty.
-- I walk around, from front of the club to back, up to the second and third floors, rinse and repeat. Never staying in one place for long. I'll grab a seat at a shaving cream show, fondle titties and pussies for a few bucks, and then, like the wind, I'm gone, to a different part of the club. Sitting in a booth by yourself for more than a couple minutes is an invitation to be harassed by maseros and sharks.
My advice is "just say no." Actually "no thank you" to be polite in a foreign country, but some newbies are afraid to say no.
mf92802 and I have the same practice; when a mesero asks to provide a service, such as pouncing when a chica sits down with me to ask me to buy her a drink, I say the name of my favored mesero, Aldo or Benito, and shoo them away indicating that I will order my drinks from them. There is a certain respect among the meseros that if a mesero has a loyal client, they tend to leave that client alone. Indeed, some girls have favored meseros and have "jumped the gun" ordering from their favored mesero before I could shoo them. (Usually because she has her boobs in my face.) In that case, my favored meseros have backed off and even indicated that the business should go to the mesero that the girl favors, because he got there first.
besmitty's suggestion #2 is good, but I tip just $5 up front and ask that my masero ask the others to back off. OTOH, I typically tip more generously for each service performed, so my favored masero does tend to get $20-$30 during the course of my visit.
If you don't know, the HK meseros pay to work there. Last I knew, it was $40/shift and they are required to sell three food items. HK has lots of financial motivation to put as many meseros on the floor as possible.
And vote with your dollars! There are other clubs that are less pressure with hot girls and cool entertainment. I can buy a mineral water from Francisco in Chicago Club, indicate that I will order fichas exclusively from him, and the others will leave me alone. Indeed, they are typically quite polite about it. In Adelitas, I walk in, I am swarmed by meseros, and tell them I am looking for Raul. They will help me to find him (likely hoping to fail and then get my business) and when found, Raul gets all of my business. When HK has more meseros than mongers, they might get a clue. And Hell might freeze over, but I am not going to bring my overcoat.