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review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun Time
reviewed by
EastCoaster

6.3

Visited on a Friday night from about 11:15 pm to 12:45 am. The club is open until 4:00, and gets busier and busier as the night goes on. Plenty of free parking in…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Newest way to piss off your money in Atlanta
posted by
shadowcat
review
published 3 yrs ago
Girl was Tied Up, But Not in a Way that Benefitted Me
reviewed by
EastCoaster

7.0

Visited in a Friday night from 10:15-11:00. Free parking in the large, well-lighted lot. Upon entering the front vestibule, they have a gal at the desk who checks IDs and collects a cover. I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Home of the pancake booties! The WORST club in town.
reviewed by
Mmtour2012

4.7

Wow. Where do I begin? I’ll start with the venue. I’ll give it credit this was the nice club. You enter the building and there’s escalators that goes to a porn shop that was super…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Scammer Club
reviewed by
Ravensfan2012

6.7

So this review is a warning to anyone thinking of getting a VIP at Masters. I’m local and there’s a dancer there I take for 15 min VIP’s. The first time I did it when…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Does preferring big clitorises make me gay?
posted by
san_jose_guy_

Hey guys, I recently have been enamored by watching movies where girls have big clitorises at the library? Should I stop, is this the pathway to gaydom. The male librarian caught me on Wednesday and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Our new favorite club in PDX
reviewed by
Pornoforpyros

8.3

A couple notes for context: I pretty much only visit clubs with my girl, as it is one of our favorite naughty indulgences, so all of my reviews, including this one, are from the perspective…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Northeast San Antonio
reviewed by
Evergreen98

6.3

I needed to visit a customer in Northeast San Antonio. I looked for a club close to my hotel. I arrived in the evening. The first thing that I noticed was the 6 stars above…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Stuck a Top 5 Landing at the Strip
reviewed by
kingcool

8.3

After striking out finding what I wanted at H8 I literally stumbled into the Landing Strip. I had read plenty of reviews so I thought I knew what I was getting into. I was incredibly…

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published 3 yrs ago
Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers
reviewed by
Bones1994

4.3

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50.

Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Friday fun night…has this club always been this fun?
reviewed by
calrod

8.7

I have been to this club only once before many many years ago and it wasn’t a memorable experience, so had not made it back until recently. The club is kinda of in the middle…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
What makes a good strip-club review
written by
Pussylicker2

IMHO, the purpose of strip club reviews is to provide accurate, timely information that the reader can use to decide if he wants to visit the club and what to expect. Different readers have different criteria, and they fall roughly into two groups; regulars and first timers.

Regulars can benefit from timely updates about the club, a favorite dancer…

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published 3 yrs ago
Searching for my White whale I found a mermaid
reviewed by
Cogitoscoob

7.0

The triangle is a great shape they provide a great deal of strength when used in construction. They are multiple types of triangles. The Bermuda triangle where ships and planes disappear. The Pompano strip club…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
r/stripper topic made me think of someone here
posted by
TFP

Icee, what do you think of this thread: reddit.com

review
published 3 yrs ago
Long connection
reviewed by
Bos146w4th

8.3

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website.

Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had an…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Shrinkflation
posted by
motorhead

My frozen pizzas are now smaller than my pan.

Raise the damn prices. Don’t try to fool us by giving us less.

Wonder if dancers will be cutting dances to a minute.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Article "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG"
posted by
PutaTester

In case you don't look at the articles routinely, note that I wrote an article that was recently approved titled "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG" about Hotel Cascadas trying…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday night at AJs
reviewed by
baba123321

5.7

After reading about the raid , I was a bit hesitant to go to AJs . But still decided to go and try.
When I reached there there was a man at the parking who…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Give Wednesday day a try
reviewed by
will42

10.0

Arrived at 1:45 on the dot planning to meet a friend, who messaged me she was running late, imagine that. The club was busier than I expected for as early as it was. When my…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Men getting pregnant
posted by
Pussylicker2

I'm just a dumb hillbilly, so I'm having a bit of a difficult time with the concept of pregnant men. To be pregnant, one must have a uterus, the organ in which the developing…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pretty fun time it's a blast
reviewed by
tuscl

5.7

Wow this club Bliss showgirls is pretty interesting haha. It seems like mystery you never know what your gonna get here. I actually like how it's small and old school. The girls here are pretty…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Had a great time downstairs with the commoners
reviewed by
Tootsiesfan

7.3

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A so so bar to do occasional visits...
reviewed by
PAFBABS

7.0

Adelita’s has never been my go to club, besides occasional swing buys in between my usual mongering routine between HK bar, Chavales and Tropical bar. So, this time around (on a Monday evening),I decided to…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Afternoon Visit Scratched an Itch
reviewed by
pedrome30

7.0

Vic's place was finally close to where I was traveling this past week, so I decided to stop in to see how it compared to other extras/sure thing clubs I have been to in the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Back in Louisville
reviewed by
SweptDownTheRoad

6.7

My annual trip to Louisville… 2nd year in a row… Stopped at Foxy Lady both trips

The exterior
Parking out front. Well lighted. Many potholes, so be a bit careful. Club had a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lots of fun for less than most other places
reviewed by
edison50

7.7

Decided to go back for a visit to Cheeques to see how things were after a long absence. I went on a Friday afternoon which was my third visit of the week (following visits…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Another Hobbeze visit for this hobbyist
reviewed by
lurkingdog

7.0

As I (and many others) have reviewed before, this club is essentially a private lap dance/peep show within an adult video and sextoy store. There is an attached movie theatre that I have never been…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I used to be a fan of this place, but now not so much..
reviewed by
uniquename

5.7

So we’ve had endless reviews of this place. Endless descriptions of the easy parking, of the location of the bright pink place on a major highway, the rectangular bar, the girls in the booths and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Chill club with good dancer / customer ratio
reviewed by
racejeff

6.7

This review will cover 3 trips ver the last two months. Two visits on a Saturday mostly the same and a Tuesday visit.

Saturday- my visits are in the 8:30 to 10:30 time period have…

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published 3 yrs ago
Scam artist Baker
reviewed by
Morgan_Davies

7.7

Friday night 6pm visit. Paid the $5 cover and $7 for a beer. While waiting for a beer was approached by Baker. Thin brunette spinner-ish build. Left me to get my first beer but would…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Beyond bad timing
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

Ok, so it was a nice hot afternoon and nobody wanted to be in a dark bar. But it was Friday, 4:30, and why not check out some hopefully good looking dancers. Safe…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG
written by
PutaTester

Not your standard trip report. Hotel Cascadas tried to charge me $300US to have a HK BG who was off shift TLN in my room. If you don’t want to read a LONG article about this shit show and my equally angry remarks, DO NOT read this article. You have been warned so I don’t want any grief about…