Home of the pancake booties! The WORST club in town.

Wow. Where do I begin? I’ll start with the venue. I’ll give it credit this was the nice club. You enter the building and there’s escalators that goes to a porn shop that was super creepy cause it was playing porn for $10 all day. Anyways, you go to the ticket booth and there girl there was honestly the hottest chick and she wasn’t that bad. You buy your “ticket” walk in and it was super clean inside.

On the back wall there’s a long bench with tables. One stage in the middle that was big and seating like actual seats around it. Bathroom to the left of the stage was clean but didn’t have a bathroom guy for mints, handing you the paper towel etc.

Anyways, on to the massacre of a club. Instantly as you enter there are 5-6 girls on the back bench looking bored AF and one girl on stage dancing but fully clothed. Now here’s my issue, all of them literally looked like they were modeling for flattest ass of the year award. I held out and was hoping one would come out with atleast big tits. It didn’t happen. To make matters worse, they push the VIP private room for $200 and how it’s a “client” experience here. Fuck my life!