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Midway Invader Thursday Night 5/6/2025 11 PM

In two days, I made my rounds of five clubs from Oakville Pure Gold. I headed for the furthest away club, Midway Invader, before working my way back…

Come in here a few times when there is nothing else to do in town. Cover is $10 and upon paying that you walk into a dimly lit building with a bar and pool table…

Pure Gold in Oakville Thursday evening 5/8/2025

This was the third club out of five that I visited in the last two days. During which I stayed in Sauga.

I usually do not go to…

Hit the club around 1 pm on Tuesday
The parking lot had about 10 cars.
Walked in and was completely blinded by the darkness. I needed about 1 min for my eyes to adjust .…

Wanting to see some actual pole dancing talent for a change, I stopped by Players after work on a Friday just after 6pm. Mandatory valet $7, no cover at that time, with $4 domestic specials…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

New Locomotion Friday late night, actually Sat early morning 5/10/2025

After so many clubs that last three days, I decided to revisit Loco since I hadn't been there at night (earlier this week in the afternoon).…

Last couple of times I've been here were kind of lack-luster but everyplace has it's ups and downs. Got there about 11:00 pm. It was lightly raining. The parking lots were surprisingly full but it…

I got here about 3 pm, left at like 4:30. They have a sign on top of the black building that houses the club that's hard to see and in need of an upgrade. The…

I am from out of state and last visited Creekside about 4 years ago. It is a decent size building with ample parking at the end of a dead end street. Seems like a…

Was back in H-Town for more networking Bizz. The group was looking for a place to watch the playoffs close to Hobby. T-Wolves are my team so don’t hate. We settled for The Ritz. Thought…

I've been here a few times over the years with varying results. I stopped in here instead of another club I've been hitting because I wanted a little more mileage than usual.

Door was $20…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

First time at this new Vegas club. Thursday Night before midnight.

The Rundown:
Cover Charge 10$
2$ Draft special only on Budweiser
Lap Dance 25$

Short review cause I only lasted an hour. Did not match my expectations unfortunately. Hope…

I've lived in Pinellas county about 15 minutes from Reign for quite a while and never been there so I figured I would check it out. Typically I make the drive over to Tampa, but…

I don't usually eat at the Waffle House near this place because I don't want dancers to know what I drive. I did this time and noticed the kid running the front room has his…

This is for a Saturday 6pm visit.

Free parking and a safe looking building.

When you enter, turn left to enter the main club. Look right to see entrances to per dance rooms and VIP/ champagne…

Let me just say that this is a very very classy looking place. When I arrive, I paid a seven dollar cover, and as you walk in the bar is right in front of you…

PLACE The layout of Cheater's has been described often. It is the largest club in the area with the highest ceilings, two bars, a pool table and a huge area for lappers and/or vip. I…

I arrived around 2ish to check the place out for the first time. I actually parked my car in the parking lot when I didn't see any valet attendant, but after I got out…

I love bringing out of state newbies to this club. At least on good days. This was a good day and my young coworker was blown away. Maybe not blown, but very…

This club is pretty much as others describe. A somewhat dingy club with plentiful attractive dancers and extras on offer. It's out at the airport in a warehouse/business park area.

I arrived around 9 p.m.…

Okay,

I have tried to write this review 3 times, but keep deleting it because it sounds like an effing self club review. However, you can just judge for yourselve I guess.

I had a fantastic…

Made a stop for their Wednesday specials with a plan not to indulge in the $80 VIP which can be a bargain if you find the right girl. Instead I planned on doing as many…

Cafe Atlantis Wednesday, About 5 PM - 5:30 PM
For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco Review.

Wow, the men's room is small and has no towels or dryer, although it has a towel…

A lot of the basics have been said about this place so I thought I would provide some more detailed info that I noticed and learned first hand over the period of about a month…

I was back in New York for a quick visit and had a couple of hours to kill in between meetings so I stopped in. The place has been described many times but its…

I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Hadn't stopped at the WAGG in over a year and had some free time in the area, so I figured, "what the heck"!

The club is in a business/industrial area that is safe. They have…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around.

$15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…