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This club is pretty much as others describe. A somewhat dingy club with plentiful attractive dancers and extras on offer. It's out at the airport in a warehouse/business park area.

I arrived around 9 p.m.…

Okay,

I have tried to write this review 3 times, but keep deleting it because it sounds like an effing self club review. However, you can just judge for yourselve I guess.

I had a fantastic…

Made a stop for their Wednesday specials with a plan not to indulge in the $80 VIP which can be a bargain if you find the right girl. Instead I planned on doing as many…

Cafe Atlantis Wednesday, About 5 PM - 5:30 PM
For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco Review.

Wow, the men's room is small and has no towels or dryer, although it has a towel…

A lot of the basics have been said about this place so I thought I would provide some more detailed info that I noticed and learned first hand over the period of about a month…

I was back in New York for a quick visit and had a couple of hours to kill in between meetings so I stopped in. The place has been described many times but its…

I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Hadn't stopped at the WAGG in over a year and had some free time in the area, so I figured, "what the heck"!

The club is in a business/industrial area that is safe. They have…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around.

$15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly.

I visited DD Pompano on a…

After a successful first and second visit here, I stopped by Wednesday evening (about 8 PM) to see what the club would be like on a weekday evening, and hopefully meet up with some of…

New Locomotion Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 3:30-4:30 PM & trip comments

Loco is the nearest club to my hotel, about 2 miles away. I have all the strip clubs and massage places I like on Google…

The cover is a good amount (I think $60 or $65), but it does come with two free drinks. I don’t drink so I got a red bull and gave the other one to a…

Decided to go in after a long day of work. Went in was charged $20 for admission. No food on weekdays only on Friday through Sunday. You can still get drinks any night but of…

Came here on a Saturday in January. It was $25 entry, $25 vip bracelet to get to the vip room. A bottle of water was $3. This place can vary night to night, this night…

Let me preface this by saying I'm spoiled by Yellow Rose. I hung out at YR for several hours on Friday night and had a really great time - decided to stop by P10 on…

Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…

The Golden Banana, or DB's Golden Banana, as the sign says, has been there for over 50 years. It's been through many iterations as a strip club. Now it's part of a group of 3…

Visited VIP last week and was decently surprised. I believe it's been under new ownership for a year or so now.

The good - there is plenty of parking around. Free street parking after 10 (I…

Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night. Right off 19. Area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the back lot. Walk on in. Lady at the front, $10 cover. In we are, bar to the left,…

Came back to the post after a while. Parking lot was pretty full, but thankfully there was additional parking further on the right side. Once you enter the club there is a rectangular stage…

This review is from a stop I made here back in January. I stopped at the club around 4pm. The place looks like a little hole in the wall with parking on the side. At…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

It was my first time to the landing strip and my first impression was what was a place like doing in a tiny town like Romulus? The venue possibly the only business running in town.…

Second Visit to Cafe Atlantis. I visited during the winter during the daytime, this time it was on a less than busy Tuesday night. I arrived around 9:00 and left just after midnight.

Location…

I’ve described the place before, small clubs small stage in the middle L shaped bar when you walk in. Private dance area right behind the entrance, and a few chairs around and a couple VIP…

This is a composite of two separate visits. Both were Tuesday early afternoon visits. No cover either time.

First visit was good crowd. About 15 dancers with 25 or…

Found myself in the Milford area, and thought to give this place a shot. Bottomline.. for the afternoon, it was not worth the time.
Location.. located in a strip mall. It was kinda weird finding…

The club was pretty uncomfortable the chairs that they had are as hard the ones back in middle school and the booths didn't feel like they had any cushion. The girls were alright there were…

This was my 2nd return visit after a long time off. First the preliminary information, easy to find with a big Desire sign off the highway. Dances are $25 and $35 bones topless and nude,…