Reviews

I'm sorry, but if you think that this is a great club, you haven't seen great Florida clubs. Yes, there are a lot of girls. Yes, generally there are plenty of pretty girls.…

I was at Ybor Strip on a Sunday night. There were about 15 dancers, most of which were above average. I accepted a dance from Chrisma, and had a somewhat uninspired dance. Not much movement…

This is the top club in Austin. Went there recently on business trip. Be aware that there is little privacy in the club as there is no enclosed VIP room. Mostly air dances,…

Visited based on the reviews recently and I have to say after 20 years on the road with vast experience the women were astonishing. Very classy layout, stage runs through the middle and the…

very impressed here with the way the club was run and the quality of the women. The strippers were mostly all gymnasts, I could not believe what shape they were in. The range was 7-9's,…

Visited after a long absence and was very pleased by what I saw.The club has some very hot new girls including Madison and Nicole.But it also has some smoking regular girls like Spice and…

I went here on my last visit to Nogales. It was a Saturday night so there was a nice quantity of girls to choose from. I paid the cover which was only about…

I visited this club after long absent. It is still a relaxed as it used to be. Many of girls (early last summer) are gone. Many more are in place. Parking is save, never had…

Been here a few times now, but my last trip was excellent. I arrived at 5:00am on a sat. morning. The club was starting to thin out. Met up with an asian girl, stage…

Was in town for the Tuesday 2 for 1 lap dance night. My experience was OK at best. Seems you have to seek out the girls for a dance. They sit at…

I had a great visit at Sapphire! The club is absolutely beautiful, the lighting is really unique. The music had excellent variety, and wasn't painfully loud like it is at some places.…

Decent club for Colorado. Nowhere near Vegas, Florida, Houston though. Get the VIP as its only $5 and then you can move around the place. The main area has two stages and…

This club is a little different than most clubs. The stage is very bright and large. The girls do two dances and then collect tips. The club does not have the quantity of dancers that…

Stopped into Gatsby's not too long ago with a friend of mine who appreciates strip clubs almost as much as i do and a few of his co-workers who were considerably older than us…

Well, coming from Houston, I guess I don't know what to expect. Thursday night, definitely in low rent area, club patrons clearly working class. Club packed before 12 midnite. Floor show was…

$5 cover charge, $5 beers, girls less than pretty, in a converted ???. Didnt try the ld.s because I could not find anyone over a 4 in looks. Came about 8 on a Saturday

Night Angels is a small club about 10 minutes away from NAS Sigonella. There is one stage for the girls to dance on and the stage is empty half of the time. The club in…

I went into Mons Venus on the evening of 3/1. The dancers were in the 7-9 range. I got a few dances from Bridget, who left me weak in the knees. She…

Brads Brass Flamingo never ceases to please. It should definately be in the top ten " Home Town " clubs. For 10 bucks a dance with ultra generous interaction with most of the girls, it…

I haven't been to Brad's Flamingo in about a year. It seems that things have changes. Still the same poor contact from the ladies; always staying with their regulars. I actually took…

I've visited all the main clubs in NYC and FD is routinely the best. Ate at Penthouse recently and the food was fine, girls OK, dances alright - then I left to go to FD.…

What a great find! Very crowded with customers, but dancers (very pretty ones at that), were also everywhere. I walked in and was overwhelmed; this club was rockin'! Tables were hard to come by, I lost…

Paid a visit here Friday night. This place isn't so much a strip club as a local bar with girls that dance topless. The beer is inexpensive ($1.75) during happy hour and goes up to…

Been comming here for a few weeks for lunch and the place has gone thru some changes. All the pretty dancers left. A few new dancers, below average in looks. Food…

I know a lot of you are not exactly thrilled with the new set-up, but I'm here to tell you. It works! Was in Friday and the mileage is just as good and…

Overall very beautiful girls. However, this is a very expensive place, and very poor VFM. Entered on a Thursday afternoon about 2pm. A dozen girls on duty, mostly all in the NY Live area. One…

The Lady is my favorite topless club in KC. It's pretty much your standard neighborhood bar that just happens to have half-nekkid ladies scampering about. The girls are friendly and the decor makes me feel…

I was there on a Wed. night. Things were a little slow at first but as the night went on everyone seemed to get into the action. Girls were very attractive and many…

I went back recently on a Thursday early evening. The 6 girls ranged from 5-8. The place was not too crowded so you did get some good attention. The girls are clearly going for the upstairs…

This is a juice bar in a small city. 10 for the cover gets you two free sodas. Small interior, a long thin layout. There is a small square stage with a…

I walked in and saw Samantha, the prettiest girl in the place, already dancing. Dark hair, smooth olive complexion, and a lovely figure (100% natural). I gladly said yes to a lap dance. Lap dances…

The place seems to be bouncing back despite the idiotic increase to $25 per dance. It still has that cozy corner bar atmosphere (at least compared to other, glitzier clubs). The quality of the…

This club is kinda grimy...but you def get what you pay for. Place is pretty pushy, there is a big ass sign that says if you are getting a dance then get the hell out.…

This club has improved considerably. There were only a few ugly women dancing and even they weren't too bad. The last time I was there the girls were terrible. But I think…

This is a nice club. The Web site makes it look like a really high class place, only for the super-rich, but I was pleasantly surprised. While it *is* possible to spend a lot of…

This place doesn't have the quantity or quality of women as Treasures or St. James, but would be the best club in many cities. All of the women I met would sit with me…

I went to this club last week. The girls are friendly but average looking (5-8). The dances are very good. The club is way too small. There were probably 15 guys…

place is good, i go 1 time per week...girls are all black, a few dominican, can get fs at bar, do not go if you are afraid of black neighborhoods...good time can be had by…

This place has its ups and downs. Girls range from 4 to 8, expect to find the girls are about 5/6 on any night you choose. The action is better on the weekends, but isn't…

There is a reason Treasures is the number one rated club on this list. I was in Houston on business a couple of weeks ago and happen to be staying in the Galleria area. So…

I went to this club twice a week ago while on a business trip. My first visit was on a Wednesday afternoon. In Houston, most guys do not tip at stage. So the women really…

Went to Rick's today at around 2pm. The new layout is nice, they have reversed the seating direction and have alternated the stages (main stage is now the second stage, second stage is now…

Visited on 2/24. About 12 girls working, most of which were a 6 to 8. My favorite, Tani, was not working. I had heard so much about Natalie that I had to…

I visted this club the other week. Though the club is a bit run-down, the girls (waitresses and dancers) are pretty hot and the VIP dances are HOTTER!!! I would rate the dancers…

This place is great for being kind of hidden in the woods. Was in Erie on business. Went on a Friday night at 10pm because of the reviews on this site. Not…

I visited this club about five years ago. I made a return visit since I'm working in Charlotte. The club sits on a side street that runs parallel to I-126. It also sits on…

Stopped by my favorite club in Atlanta this (Friday) evening. Arrived before 7pm so no cover. The place was crowded with patrons and large number of girls. All of my favorites were working this evening.…

This place is definately high-end. It caters to the businessman or celebrity crowd - or anyone with some bucks. The girls are all 7 plus and very nice - friendly and smart. They have a very…

Just want to remind everybody that going to this club can be fun because most of the dancers here will do just about anything sexual to you for the right price, but that fun can…

I went to Vixens on Thursday night and boy has this club gone down hill. the only reason I'm giving it a 5 is its still a clean and well decorated club. Boy how…

I was in Ausin on business a couple of weeks ago so I decided to check out the XTC Cabaret on Sunday afternoon 2/22. What a waste of time and about $20 - I should…

Wow, what a dump. Mainly this is a pool players bar with a stage and a pole at the end of the room. The dancers ranged from 1 to maybe 3 or 4.…

Was there yesterday, there were some pretty rough ladied there. Only a few lookers, I got a few dances from a hot balck girl, tiny waist nice hips. Here dances were grade a and high…

Get here every month or so. Was here last Friday night about 11 pm. Crowded, had to park next door at the old bowling alley. For those who haven't been in awhile,…

My first visit to the Play House was good enough to warrant a second. The third will follow as soon as my "entertainment budget" recovers, because I had an even better time. The…

This club has at least temporarily closed. A new ordinance for adult entertainment went in to affect yesterday. This ordinance puts in place a 6' rule between customers and dancers. This pretty…

I've been there before and I guess that I'll end up there again, but I have never had a really good time here. On the nights that I have visited, including about 6 weeks…

I get a chance to visit every few months. This time around the place was pretty much the same as before. The inside is clean. The girls are average. About 10 girls were working…

Electric Blue is a topless club located just off of I-84, exit 68. It is next to a Subway, and very easy to miss as there is really no sign. The place is actually HUGE,…

This is typical of a California club. Total nude, and no alcohol. Went on a Thursday afternoon, cover is $12.00 and no minimum drink. In fact the bouncer is the bartender (soft…

The name has been changed to The Torch 2. The place has been remodeled with the stage now being surrounded by chairs to allow more ringside seats and it is near the bar. There were…

Visited Scruples last week, nice club. I went on Thirsday around eight, so there were planty of people there. The club is small and gets croweded fast. The bar is by the entrance and stage…

Stopped in during the renovations a little while ago. Unfortunately it was around 5:30pm and not during the afternoon. Had to wait forever for a dance with one of the two good looking dancers. There…

I was back at Ricks last Tuesday March 2nd. Lot's of hot women. Remodeled club. Club would have rated higher if it wasn't for the lap I recieved from Scarlett. First the good news...lot's of beautiful…

Stopped by this past Sunday afternoon. Club was a little dead. One girl on stage for three songs. Then a song or two with no one on stage. There were very…

Had to spend some time in Portland and had a free afternoon. So decided to return to the Acropolis. This time I tried the food which was quite good! The lunchtime 'floor…

Visited 2001 on a Friday night in early February. It was my first time here and the place was fairly active - more patrons than dancers - and that is never a good thing.…

Words of caution. This evaluation is from Sunday at 3 PM. When I went, there were only 2 girls working and only 1 other customer. The couch dance I got (which wasn't…

Super small, in an alley with a barker out front calling guys in. Went on Tuesday. It is one of the oldest clubs in the country, and I think…

It has been some time since I stopped in, so I thought I would check it out again. Like the last review, it still seems to have a less Latin influence. This is a good…

I had an opportunity to revisit Cheetah's about a week ago. And I have to revise my estimate - downward. First of all, was the 18 dollar charge at the door - for…

If you like a busy atmosphere with lots of ladies working, this is a good place for you. After they greet you at the door, you are led to your table, where you can watch…

Visited the Mons for the first time last Thursday night. Got there at about midnight and stayed until 3am. I had read on TUSCL about how small the place was so I wasn't…

As an avid reader of this site, I had high, high expectations. It is constantly one of the top rated clubs in the country. I was expecting a Houston or Vegas type experience. Let me…

I was here recently on a business trip with two of my associates. It was located nearby our hotel. We are all pretty young yet and it was actually oun of our associates…

Finally, a Tampa club that offers decent $10 dances for the $--nothing illegal, no extras, just a really nice dance fairly priced. This place will really rock once the word gets out. There…

Visited Cheetah last week. It is the nicest club in Atlanta. Not much contact allowed but eye candy is excellent. A $10 lap dance is worth it. Food is pretty good also. They are having…

Overall this club is a little pricey on the drinks, but the $20 private dances are out of this world. Of the seven ladies there on a Tuesday evening there was only one that…

Contrary to "editor's comments" this club is not a pasties club, it's topless or, for brief snatches (heh) of time, nude. I have been to Babes a few times in the last few days. This…

I must be going to this place at the wrong times. I have never seen any of the girls flashing anything in here (Except for a smile). I'm not saying that it's not…

I went to Mons Venus last Sunday night. This was my first visit. The parking lot was packed. The dancers are of all types. Everyone should find someone they like here even on a Sunday.…

Checked out the legendary Mons Venus a few weeks back. As a bit of an officiando in this field, overall I was pretty disappointed which my 7 rating should indicate. I should start by saying…

Well, the only other 10 rating I'll give in the country is Treasures, and I thought I'd reserve that number only for Treasures but Friday night changed my mind.... As most of you know, or should…

Took some guests from the UK last night. They tried Diamonds which is close by but by far enjoyed Cheeks better. Diamonds has higher class more professional girls, but not nearly as friendly. This…

Considering the GC rules in DC, this is probably damn near as good as it gets. This place is a tiny hole in the wall. Reminds me of old college bars I used…

I have to disagree with most of the previous posts regarding Gold Cup. I will agree that Gold Cup is probably the biggest "Hit or Miss" club in Houston without a doubt. If given a…

Went to this club on a Sunday night. It was fairly dead. $15 to enter seems high. Manager says that there are about 25 - 30 girls dancing on Friday and Saturday nights, but only…

This place is a total waste of time during the day. To many tats on too many underfed, loud-mouthed dancers. The daytime shot-girl is hotter than any dancer working. Night shift is a different story.…

I'll compare Alex's to Foxy in Brockton, MA. Only bcs that's the only other club I;ve been to and bcs of its proximity. Alex's is much less smoky...so you don't leave smelling like an ashtray..but you…

Visited this club late last week, arrived about 7:30pm, cover charge was $10 which is reasonable for Vegas, there were maybe 20 customers there, maybe 10-12 dancers (there seemed to be many more showing up…

Based off of my visit on march 3, this club may be returning to it's former glory. I visited for approx. 2 hours (3-5PM)on Thursday and was pleasently surprised at the quality of the…

Very nice atmosphere, friendly service, great place to hang out. Watch out for Genie. She'll break your heart! Sweet asian girl who is married and has two kids. She is not honest about who she…

First club in the Sac area I've been to. Girls ranged from decent to Hot. Nastyness factor: Low. The place is much bigger than I expected. Two stages, lots of girls - probably…

I made my first trip to the famous Mons recently. It was a bit different from what I expected. Lots of opportunity for high contact laps, that's no lie. But the atmosphere…

How do you rate these Mexico City clubs? I went, sat down and saw a lot of 2s and 3s. Then this girl sits next to me, opens her top and puts my…

My first and last time in this place. I caught site of a gorgeous showbiz type on her way out of the hotel I was checking into and asked her where she was playing.…

I hit Goldrush a few nights ago and had a great time. My two favs of the night were Treasure and Bobbie. Treasure is a little shy at first (some might mistake it for attitude) but…

I went last Thursday night. The selection of girls was very limited. The few that were dancing were 7-8's. Of course, in typical Atlanta style the dances are all table with no…

I first went to this club last Thursday night having heard many interesting stories. It was 11pm and there was one customer and 2 girls. The doorman says it will pick up a little later…

I visited this place Tuesday the 2nd around 11 pm. $7 cover to get in, and that gets you two beers. There were only 3 girls dancing, a 5, a 6 and an 8 on…