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Cheeks

Topless Strip Club

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

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6pm to 2am

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Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 6 Cover Day: 6 Cover Night: 6 table dance $5, vip room lap dance $20 Alcohol, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Prepay Private Dances

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3 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

HarderlapNew Mexico

Cheeks is permanently closed

Cheeks is closed, apparently permanently; probably a victim of the Covid pandemic which resulted in restrictions on public gatherings in NM and a reduction in disposable income for potential patrons. The building…

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3 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cheeks is permanently closed

This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks…

HarderlapNew Mexico

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3 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Night with some cheeks

I’ve been to cheeks a few times one of my favorite clubs in New Mexico the women range from gorgeous to ehh and everything…

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3 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

At least they are open...

I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area…

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3 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cheeks is not as bad as people say

We go on a Thursday night and as soon as we walk in I see this beautiful gorgeous big ass Cuban girl. I was…

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5 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where…

kenrodchitownORD MDW STL MKE CWA

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6 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so…

oldbikeNew Jersey

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6 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Pleasant surprise

AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens…

snakeguyTennessee

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8 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Forgotten hideaway... for a reason.

Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are…

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8 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Very middle of the road

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great…

SomeGuySomewhere

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8 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Ok, nothing spectacular

First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond.…

ralph69New Mexico

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9 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty…

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9 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I was expecting the only strip...

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of…

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10 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Terrible club. The girls were generally...

Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/…

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10 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Sort of run down looking on...

Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right…

Golfer3166Arkansas

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Some friends and I stopped in...

Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end…

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I decided to check this out...

I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest…

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Was in Santa Fe on business...

Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who…

ralph69New Mexico

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Pretty friendly place and everyone i...

Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot…

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

In Santa Fe for business meetings...

In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the…

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11 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Traveling through town, and I've been...

Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She…

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

This is Santa Fe's only strip...

This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot…

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend....

Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the…

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Went here one time with a...

Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't…

tusclA catch-all account

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

A nice little place; I most...

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on…

tusclA catch-all account

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and...

Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks…

tusclA catch-all account

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12 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Stopped by here in late February...

Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10,…

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13 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

well I'm Andrea I'm a currently...

well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink…

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13 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

This club should be a case...

This club should be a case study on what not to do when running a SC in some business course. The only club in the state capitol meaning no competition and…

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13 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I have worked at cheeks on...

I have worked at cheeks on and off for about 6 years. The main stage has no pole, so mostly you are confined to prancing around the stage for 2 songs. Oddly,…

tempest666Tesla Crowley

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14 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Went with a coworker while we...

Went with a coworker while we were in town for business. Paid the cover, ent in, and sat down near the stage. It was not exciting at all. Before my…

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14 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

It's been a while since my...

It's been a while since my last (disappointing) visit to this place so I figured it was time to check and see if things have improved. Sadly they have not, although…

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14 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and decided to check out the talent. I have to say, I was pretty disappointed. Low mileage lappers, not truly topless, and the girls were more…

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15 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I checked out this club a...

I checked out this club a while ago while in town as a tourist. First off, this is what I would call a pasties club, since all the girls wear a latex…

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15 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I was at this club a...

I was at this club a few nites ago , most of the dancers are very young and they tend to hang out with their friends,Some of them , I really wouldnt…

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15 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

I attended college for a...

I attended college for a year in a small town in NM, 45 mins away from Santa Fe and since there wasn't much to do, I decided to check out this…

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17 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

After reading the previous reviews I...

After reading the previous reviews I almost didn't go in but since I was passing by I thought I would try it. Cheeks is an interesting place, not quite like anything…

zymurgeSantiago Metropolitan

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18 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Returned to SF and visited during...

Returned to SF and visited during the week about 7. There were 5-6 dances, all under 21 (they wear colored bands) and they spent the entire time talking to each other.…

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18 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Went on a Tuesday night..very slow....

Went on a Tuesday night..very slow. 5 dancers and 3 customers. Dancers varied from 3-7 and had little energy, most likely due tom the crowd. VIP is $20, table…

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19 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

This club has been open for...

This club has been open for a long time because it is the only club in town. Every now and then they get some great looking girls in there but it…

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19 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Went in on a Wednesday night....

Went in on a Wednesday night. You enter through a long room that has the bar along the left and the private VIP area along the right. The stage is on the…

sandymanTennessee

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21 yrs ago

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Overall this club is a little...

Overall this club is a little pricey on the drinks, but the $20 private dances are out of this world. Of the seven ladies there on a Tuesday evening there was…

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