Cheeks

This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks…

I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area…

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where…

The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so…

AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens…

Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are…

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great…

First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond.…

Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty…

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of…

Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/…

Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right…

Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end…

I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest…

Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who…

Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot…

In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the…

Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She…

This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot…

Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the…

Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't…

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on…

Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks…

Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10,…

well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink…

This club should be a case study on what not to do when running a SC in some business course. The only club in the state capitol meaning no competition and…

I have worked at cheeks on and off for about 6 years. The main stage has no pole, so mostly you are confined to prancing around the stage for 2 songs. Oddly,…

Went with a coworker while we were in town for business. Paid the cover, ent in, and sat down near the stage. It was not exciting at all. Before my…

It's been a while since my last (disappointing) visit to this place so I figured it was time to check and see if things have improved. Sadly they have not, although…

I was in town on business and decided to check out the talent. I have to say, I was pretty disappointed. Low mileage lappers, not truly topless, and the girls were more…

I checked out this club a while ago while in town as a tourist. First off, this is what I would call a pasties club, since all the girls wear a latex…

I was at this club a few nites ago , most of the dancers are very young and they tend to hang out with their friends,Some of them , I really wouldnt…

I attended college for a year in a small town in NM, 45 mins away from Santa Fe and since there wasn't much to do, I decided to check out this…

After reading the previous reviews I almost didn't go in but since I was passing by I thought I would try it. Cheeks is an interesting place, not quite like anything…

Returned to SF and visited during the week about 7. There were 5-6 dances, all under 21 (they wear colored bands) and they spent the entire time talking to each other.…

Went on a Tuesday night..very slow. 5 dancers and 3 customers. Dancers varied from 3-7 and had little energy, most likely due tom the crowd. VIP is $20, table…

This club has been open for a long time because it is the only club in town. Every now and then they get some great looking girls in there but it…

Went in on a Wednesday night. You enter through a long room that has the bar along the left and the private VIP area along the right. The stage is on the…

Overall this club is a little pricey on the drinks, but the $20 private dances are out of this world. Of the seven ladies there on a Tuesday evening there was…