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Cheeks

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6pm to 2am
Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 6 Cover Day: 6 Cover Night: 6 table dance $5, vip room lap dance $20 Alcohol, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Prepay Private Dances
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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Harderlap

published

3 yrs ago

6.7(2 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 10

This is not really a review, burI am not sure where else on the site to post it. I hope it prevents someone from wasting time trying to go to Cheeks. Cheeks…

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Spent: None

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

archi

published

3 yrs ago

4.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 4

I was in the area for work and decided to check out Cheeks. I'd visited once a few years back and was unimpressed, but there isn't much activity in the area…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

kenrodchitown

published

5 yrs ago

5.3(2 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 4Value: 6

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where…

Day: Monday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

oldbike

published

6 yrs ago

9.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 8Value: 10

The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

snakeguy

published

6 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 8

AFter reading all of the previous reviews I was not expecting much, but I had a very good time. Cover was $10, Beer was $6, Bottle of Water $5. The club opens…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Scrooge69

published

8 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 5Value: 4

Stopped in late on a Sunday night while staying over. There were more dancers in the club and patrons. Most dancers were crowded around one guy. Private dances are…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

SomeGuySomewhere

published

8 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 7

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

ralph69

published

8 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7

First time at Cheeks, it was ok. Dancers were pretty good looking. Lap dances were pretty good but ymmv. Had one little hottie going by name of Diamond.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

wasster

published

9 yrs ago

5.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 5

Cheeks is a pretty generic strip club, in the middle of the commercial district of town (on Cerillos). A couple of the women were cute (both latina), but the others were pretty…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Illy4ever

published

9 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 4Value: 7

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

newmexicoboy

published

10 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 7Value: 5

Terrible club. The girls were generally not attractive, though there was one cutie - but overall the talent was low. She was pretty mercenary too and was not keen on banter w/…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Golfer3166

published

10 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

Sort of run down looking on the outside, it apparently had a different name on the building a few years back. Fairly safe and decently lit parking, easy to find right…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

famosodesk

published

11 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

Some friends and I stopped in for a few drinks. All was well except the server kept asking for her tip when she'd bring us drinks. Tipping should be at the end…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

collector

published

11 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 8

I decided to check this out after a great-looking, hi mpg dancer in ABQ told me that she had recently worked in Cheeks. $10 cover with a 1 drink minimum. Cheapest…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

ralph69

published

11 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 6

Was in Santa Fe on business and bored after a day of meetings. Decided to go check out Cheeks. Arrived around 8:00 p.m. probably 5 to 7 dancers who…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

PhilGiblin

published

11 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 7

Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot…

Day: Thursday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

JohnnyOH

published

11 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

In Santa Fe for business meetings and stopped by Cheeks after a nice dinner. I walked in at 7:20 and I was the 2nd person in the place. Strange, the…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Cargo

published

11 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7

Traveling through town, and I've been here before. $10 cover charge. Drink specials too. I drank Tecate for $4 a can. First little lady was Santana. She…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

bob654

published

12 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 7

This is Santa Fe's only strip club. It is really more of a neighborhood bar with strippers than anything else. Many of the customers are regulars and know a lot…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

cincydoughboy

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 7

Cheeks feels like an old girlfriend. You may not be in love with her, but she's there for you and it's a decent time. I like this club and I like the…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

tuscl

published

12 yrs ago

3.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 3Value: 3

Went here one time with a friend. Thought it was pretty good going in, but then I was disappointed. Bought up to VIP for private dances, and then found out they don't…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

tuscl

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 7

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

tuscl

published

12 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 9

Everyone in Cheeks was friendly and it had an open atmosphere. It was down-to-earth. The bouncer the dj the patrons the girls were all friendly. I think lap dances were 5 bucks…

Day: Monday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Corvus

published

12 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 4

Stopped by here in late February and was not impressed at all. Parking lot was ok but not great, entrance at the rear away from the street. Cover was 10,…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

andreaa

published

13 yrs ago

9.0(2 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 9Value: 9

well I'm Andrea I'm a currently a dancer at cheeks and let me say love it iwouldent wanna work any where else!! there's beautiful lady's of all types great drinks and drink…

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Time: Not Provided

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

GSWx4

published

13 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 6Value: 4

This club should be a case study on what not to do when running a SC in some business course. The only club in the state capitol meaning no competition and…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

tempest666

published

13 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

I have worked at cheeks on and off for about 6 years. The main stage has no pole, so mostly you are confined to prancing around the stage for 2 songs. Oddly,…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Not Provided

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

bigeazy

published

14 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 3Value: 2

Went with a coworker while we were in town for business. Paid the cover, ent in, and sat down near the stage. It was not exciting at all. Before my…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

sauternes

published

14 yrs ago

4.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 4Value: 4

It's been a while since my last (disappointing) visit to this place so I figured it was time to check and see if things have improved. Sadly they have not, although…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

dakota1234555

published

14 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 4

I was in town on business and decided to check out the talent. I have to say, I was pretty disappointed. Low mileage lappers, not truly topless, and the girls were more…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

djsacto

published

15 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 8

I checked out this club a while ago while in town as a tourist. First off, this is what I would call a pasties club, since all the girls wear a latex…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

MrGoldfinger

published

15 yrs ago

1.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 1Value: 1

I was at this club a few nites ago , most of the dancers are very young and they tend to hang out with their friends,Some of them , I really wouldnt…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

soccer_stud

published

15 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 7

I attended college for a year in a small town in NM, 45 mins away from Santa Fe and since there wasn't much to do, I decided to check out this…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

zymurge

published

17 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

After reading the previous reviews I almost didn't go in but since I was passing by I thought I would try it. Cheeks is an interesting place, not quite like anything…

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

CEO

published

18 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Returned to SF and visited during the week about 7. There were 5-6 dances, all under 21 (they wear colored bands) and they spent the entire time talking to each other.…

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

CEO

published

18 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 8

Went on a Tuesday night..very slow. 5 dancers and 3 customers. Dancers varied from 3-7 and had little energy, most likely due tom the crowd. VIP is $20, table…

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

thanos1433

published

19 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

This club has been open for a long time because it is the only club in town. Every now and then they get some great looking girls in there but it…

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

sandyman

published

19 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

Went in on a Wednesday night. You enter through a long room that has the bar along the left and the private VIP area along the right. The stage is on the…

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Cheeks

2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507

Rebel932

published

21 yrs ago

9.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 9Value: 9

Overall this club is a little pricey on the drinks, but the $20 private dances are out of this world. Of the seven ladies there on a Tuesday evening there was…

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