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Texas stripclubs

Last time in Austin, Texas, went to 'Yellow Rose' club which was one of the best I've ever seen. How come no Texas clubs on your list?

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Sorry...just not my cup of tea....

Sorry...just not my cup of tea. Yes, the broads are hot, eastern european, russian, etc....but its a "bikini bar"...the women are pretty, but they never get naked, not even a little. The alcohol isn't cheap,…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came in on a Weds afternoon....

Came in on a Weds afternoon. Club was very nice inside and the girls overall were of a high caliber. Had several dances from a "full bodied" in a good way brunette who…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This is my club of choice...

This is my club of choice in Austin. Austin clubs are not as hot as Dallas or Houston but a few clubs have a fun factor. Palazio has some VIP areas where the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I'm a regular here and have...

I'm a regular here and have been enjoying lap dances from my favorites and occasionally a few new girls. I think my favorites look pretty good. Only 2 that I'm thinking of routinely…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

This little club improved since the...

This little club improved since the last time I've been there. On a Thursday night it was kinda slow but Sabrina came up to me and became my friend for the evening. She…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

Visited this club on a Sunday...

Visited this club on a Sunday night. There were about 8-10 girls in the club, most of them were black. Dances were $10 on the dance floor, and $25 in a private room.…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

There is absolutely no reason to...

There is absolutely no reason to go to Mr Happys unless you want to pay a cover charge to wait for a bartender to (at her leisure) serve you a drink. And all off…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I recently had some to time...

I recently had some to time to kill in Indy,so I hit up dancers. In a nutshell...WHAT A GREAT TIME! Several beautiful women in the 9 or 9.5 range. Drink prices were decent and the…

Lagoon 500

Hickam Housing, Hawaii

Stopped by to see if things...

Stopped by to see if things have improved to become a regular stop. No. A few dancers, most from their old Sahara spot. Nice girls, average looks but no private booths/etc or play.…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

It is amazing how quickly they...

It is amazing how quickly they seem to have forgotten what made this place way above with customer service. Went here on Friday (dec-28) with some friends who have not been here yet. They were…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

The stop here was measurably better...

The stop here was measurably better than the early visit that night to the Furnace, with a much better time had with a considerable amount LESS spent. My friends frequently visit here and know many…

Venus Lounge

East Hartford, Connecticut

The quality of dancer is on...

The quality of dancer is on the rise at the Venus; mostly black. The manager has done a good job in terms of working with what he has at the Venus to provide a…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

I thought this place was great....

I thought this place was great. $20 cover charge, the chicks are on for 3 songs, fully nude, each girl hotter than the last. Saturday night, about 20 broads dancing, all model types. Not a butterface…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

I'm so pissed at this joint....

I'm so pissed at this joint. It used to be a local strip club (read - no cover charge). The last time I walked in, I managed to avoid the bouncer taking the cover (he…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is the best club!! Who...

This is the best club!! Who ever thought of "gash for cash" on the tip round? While walking on top of the bar the dancers will show you pussy, unfettered and in full view. Its…

Dusk to Dawn

Waterbury, Connecticut

This is a bad strip joint,...

This is a bad strip joint, just like the place down the street. Terrible service, terrible atmosphere. I went on NYE at 6pm to see if anything was up. I walked through the doors…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

a friend of mine use to...

a friend of mine use to work there,she and "beautiful" were the only hot dancers there, one chick about 45 in age had the hugest butt implants she made the men run away but im…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Yes, the women are (fairly) hot...

Yes, the women are (fairly) hot by Knoxville titty-bar standards. Probably more solid 7's and 8's than any other club in town. Haven't met many above that here, though. Where they are lacking, however, is…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Out of all the local clubs,...

Out of all the local clubs, I'd have to say Rick's trumps them all. Obviously the nights with the most girls are on the weekends. The flipside to that is the number of guys is…

Malibu Bay Lounge

Urbana, Illinois

This is not a club you...

This is not a club you want to visit. A complete waste of money and time. I never felt safe here and never seen a girl that would warrant a visit anyway. This used to…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

My experience is different since I'm...

My experience is different since I'm female (tho hetero). Girls here range from scuzzy to cute to very cute, but main attraction is attitude of relaxation and girls are NOT SHY. Memorable experiences…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This club is worth a visit...

This club is worth a visit if you're in the Chicago area. General ambience is good - place is relatively clean with nice dress code for clientele. Girls are unfortunately unmemorable - they…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I visit vics go go lounge...

I visit vics go go lounge at least 2-3 times a week the best time 2 go is thur-Sun and on days that they have go go rama. the girls there r friendly, its…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

CHeeks is an all time favorite....

CHeeks is an all time favorite. The club is large and low-key. Very nice girls who tend to be on the younger side. There is no pushing for dances and no real…

Pirate's Cove

Aberdeen, South Dakota

This club inconsistantly trys to be...

This club inconsistantly trys to be better. They will occasionally have a feature act (maybe 3 times a year), but have bathrooms that are about a 1 on a scale of 1 -10 (10 being…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

I've mostly frequented this club on...

I've mostly frequented this club on weekends($5 cover). To get a good spot you need to arrive early, being a smaller club it gets very smokey, and wall to wall packed quick! There is only…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I frequent clubs in Providence often,...

I frequent clubs in Providence often, but had not been here in years, as I can never seem to find the place. It's in an industrial area. You can see it from rte…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Got to the club about 9:30...

Got to the club about 9:30 PM and there were only a couple of guys and six women there. I was surprised at how clean the club was. All of the mirrors were clean,…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I always seem to enjoy visits...

I always seem to enjoy visits here more than most clubs, mostly because of the mileage. I was there at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. I went upstairs and was the…

Sugar Bares/Nikita's Playroom

Greensboro, North Carolina

First, get out of the large...

First, get out of the large parking lot as quickly as quickly as you can. SB's has security out during busy times but this is where major crime has happened, usually very late at night.…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Just before Christmas, I made my...

Just before Christmas, I made my first visit since the new no smoking legislation came into force. I have been curious to see how well it worked in a place like this. I…

Bare Necessities

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in the ATL and I...

Was in the ATL and I decided to stop in. It was not as impressive as the Florida or Vegas clubs for sure, but I must say it was ok. I went in…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

This is a Bikini Club with...

This is a Bikini Club with Full Bar. It was a very odd experience and the theme seams to be send in the friends. I got thier on thursday early afternoon, only 4 cars in the…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

Stopped by on a Thursday night....

Stopped by on a Thursday night. I was not aware that the club now has half price private dances from 7pm until 9pm. Each dancer did 2 songs on stage and interacted with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by Scarlett's about 7PM on...

Stopped by Scarlett's about 7PM on a Sat during a trip to FL last month. It has potential, but there wasn't much happening that Sat night. There were half a dozen guys in there plus…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

spent some time there on biz...

spent some time there on biz and stayed at the embassy suites, a mere stone's throw from the club. ;this place is consistently one of the best. great girls on all shifts, good variety of…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

If you like Eastern European porn...

If you like Eastern European porn starlets with the super-skinny look and fake tits (and I know a lot of us do) then this is the place for you. I wasn't in the mood,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

After a false start to the...

After a false start to the Sat night at Scarlett's I ventured to the old stand-by. I first visited Mons about 10 years ago, long before the club got a lot of press on the…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

I have had a lot of...

I have had a lot of goof fortune here on day shift. Most of the dancers are very handsy and some are more than that. Take advantage of 4pm happy hour with no…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Went to the new Richard`s on...

Went to the new Richard`s on Altamont Ave. recently, and what a difference from the old building! Much, much nicer! It`s not as big on the inside as the old location, and the stage is…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

The last review was right on!...

The last review was right on! If you're a regular here you can't help but notice in the last year how many of their dancers have gone elswhere...it has to be because of the management.…

Wild J's

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

Wild...

Wild J's actually turned out to be a pretty decent club. I was always reluctant to give it a try due to the appearance of the building itself.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

The girls are great. I had...

The girls are great. I had a chance to get a 5 for $50 session with Dixie. She was a lot a fun and gave a very nice dance-forward, backwar and upside down!!! If I…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

An OK club for Massachusetts, which...

An OK club for Massachusetts, which does not permit contact by law. The club is right on Route 1, with a big parking lot in front. There is a cover charge, I think it was…

Wild Cheri Show Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to Wild Cheri on a...

Went to Wild Cheri on a recent Tuesday night. The sign out front is easy to spot. The building looks like a truck garage and is unmarked. As a veteran clubber, that did not faze…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I do usually enjoy a stop...

I do usually enjoy a stop in the K-zoo Vu. There always seem to be quite a lot of girls there. Many of them are pretty good looking. But, you do find a few that…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Not the best time here. ...

Not the best time here. It is hit or miss based on what girls are working. Had a total of 3 dancers that I got dances. Mona was a hot little dirty…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to drop in around 9...

Decided to drop in around 9 am on Tuesday. Nothing really going on. There were three ladies there ( can't call them dancers since there is no danceing going on). Decided to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visted the club on the Staurday...

Visted the club on the Staurday before Christmas, day shift. I was surprised that the club was fairly crowded with both dancers and customers at that time. Girls ranged from 0 - 6.…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Can't believe no one has entered...

Can't believe no one has entered a review in the year since I last visited. Visited on a Monday night (Christmas Eve) and nothing has really changed since my last visit.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Visted the club on a Wednesday...

Visted the club on a Wednesday afternoon. Eight dancers working and five customers. Henry's is a club where you come in and get what you need, this isn't a club to kick back…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

Thank you Peach, thank you. What...

Thank you Peach, thank you. What a hot little batch of salty you are. I've hit clubs all over the west, and this little, explosive, four-foot-eleven, street-wise package of Thai spice sits right at the…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

"Blush" is not a particularly easy...

"Blush" is not a particularly easy club to describe. I stopped in on a recent Saturday night, fairly late, and the place was quite bustling with activity. To start with, there is NO WAY…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

I go to this club from...

I go to this club from time to time. Parking is $1 or one can use the valet for a few dollars more (I usually self park). It costs $7 to enter (although…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

The Penthouse is my current favorite...

The Penthouse is my current favorite place to visit while coming to the falls. The 'downer is too noisy and a college atmosphere. I can't get a simple lap dance at Seductions. The others are…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Went here on a very stormy...

Went here on a very stormy Saturday night. It kept the crowd down, but was still a good night. The dancers were average overall, but very enthusiastic, and really tried to get the…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by in the afternoon to...

Stopped by in the afternoon to see if any "rule changes" were in effect, as I don't visit the clubs in Ohio very often any more. They have had publicity campaign to state that…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Been going here for about 10...

Been going here for about 10 years. Unfortunately, the place is going downhill. It used to be that I could find at least 1 or 2 girls that were worthy of a lap…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Went back to this club after...

Went back to this club after a long time away. Not much has changed. It's just not a very comfortable setting as the hustle factor coming from the dancers and waitresses is very high and…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Visited the club on 12/30/07. 4...

Visited the club on 12/30/07. 4 dancers working, Jedzel, Lacy, Bambi and Sedona. Got a Gold Room with Jedzel, new bouncer is very watchful so dance while good seemed like the bouncer was getting his…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I was in Charlotte last Friday...

I was in Charlotte last Friday and had a chance to go to the Uptown, since I had not been there in a few months. Still the same old deal, $10 one time membership cover,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Have been going here for years,...

Have been going here for years, It's had its' ups and downs. Seems to be in one of the better cycles now. Several new younger dancers and for a change, some of them have a…

STRIPPING 101 - The Basics for New Dancers

<H4>FIRST THINGS FIRST!</H4> So you have decided to give it a go. Good for you! Now to get started you first need to find a club that you like. In order to do this you will probably need to enlist the help of a male friend. Most clubs will not let you in without a male escort. Go to as many clubs as you can so that you find one you like best. <BR><BR> Go to the clubs around 10pm so you are able to see how busy it gets. Thursday-Saturday nights are the busiest. Watch how the girls dance on stage. Make note of the music played and the girls attire. Usually the club allows a big variety of music and costumes.…

Baltimore's World Famous "Block" - A User's Guide

Disclaimer: What follows is a result of many trips to the Block and of my wishful imagination. No illegal activities should be inferred from this guide and I have never witnessed or been a part of any such imagined activities. <br /> <br /> Baltimore's Block is unique unto itself. There are approximately 20 strip clubs located in the 400 block of East Baltimore Street and one side street in downtown Baltimore. Because of the proximity of the clubs to each other, and the fact that there is no cover charge at any bar, it is almost viewed as one large club with 20 different and unique venues. One can easily walk into one club, look around and if he doesn't see…

Rules of the Road - A Guide to Increasing Strip Club Mileage

YMMV. Your Mileage May Vary. Everybody says it, but what does it really mean? More importantly, what can you do to improve your mileage? It occurs to me that as a rule, I get pretty high mileage when I go to strip clubs. And it's not because I'm a great looking guy. Truth be told, I'm overweight, pushing 50 and far from poster boy quality in the looks department. But what I do have going for me is a good attitude and pleasant personality coupled with a deep, abiding love of the fairer sex. Against better judgment, and at the risk of increasing the competition, I thought I might share some of the things I've…

Review Submission Guide

Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Your review should be at least 2 solid paragraphs, with 7-10 sentences each. The first paragraph should describe the club, the second should describe the dancers. You should also summarize with one or two sentences saying whether or not you would return to the club, and why. When describing the club, mention cleanliness, costs (cover, dance, alcohol), thug factor, vibe, music level, dj annoyance factor, etc. Remember to be honest. When describing the dancers mention looks, attitude, ethnicity, hustle factor. You can also…

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Dancers who (upfront) explicitly state the rules

I've had extended dance and VIP type sessions with a reasonably high volume of different strippers, however I've rarely gotten a clear explicit upfront set of guidelines, until this dancer: (my first time with her, who by the way has…

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NFL Playoff Results vs Strength of Stripclubs:Any Correlation??

OK, we've seen SB results vs stock market gains, etc. Here's my guesses on upcoming NFC playoffs, based solely upon relative strength (combo of no./quality of stripclubs, mileage, club venues, etc) of playoff team cities. 1) Washington Redskins vs Seattle Seahawks:…

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Favorite drink tonight? Happy New Year!!!

I was planning to spend a quiet evening at home tonight before I got hungry and before someone must have set off 2 dozen very big fireworks, the kind the professionals use. It was like a mini fourth of…

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Create your own tuscl Blog, Post Pictures, links etc

You can now create your own little spot on tuscl.com. If you're a registered member, you can create your own blog. In your blog you can also post links to your pictures (provided you have them hosted somewhere…

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Experiences with going "self-service"

What are other people's experiences with going "self-service" during an LD? (private room, of course). I'm asking because I'm getting tired of jettisoning my load in my jockeys, and the clubs I frequent tend to not offer extras (I know I…

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WHAT ARE THE BEST BLACK STRIP CLUBS IN THE US?

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

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How to get over them....

I am sure that most of us have had ATF's or favorite dancers and that we have lost them for various reasons. It hurts. How do you get over it? My solution is to get back on the horse. A…

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New Format -- Page Layout

It's a clean look; however the font size for some of us "aging geezers" can be challenging. I sense that Founder has tried to place a lot of information at the reader's disposal on one single page and you…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Went on Friday night and plenty...

Went on Friday night and plenty of ladies to chose from! I think there were more dancers than ever for Jiggles. I was pleasantly pleased by a 20 year old brunette who was a bit…

Mamacitas

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club 3 different weekends in 3 years. It has improved tremendously since new ownership took over in 2005. The girls are all 6-10's and the prices are the same now…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Ugh. This place is no longer...

Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is overrun with idiots, and the service is slower than the DMV on a Friday afternoon. The quality of the women working here…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Bit disappointed....lot of people and lots...

Bit disappointed....lot of people and lots of dancers but limited dancing and one girl who gave LD asked for more dough after only 2 dances. It started off well - nice mirrors down in…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

No cell phones allowed. Bouncers are...

No cell phones allowed. Bouncers are schmucks. Bartender and wait staff are good. The crowd ranges from teenies to professional atheltes to executive types. The ladies are great and very easy on the eyes. Stage…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

One more trip review before the...

One more trip review before the end of the 2007 year for me. I wish I could say that I ended my trip with a bang but I visited the Sahara Theater so that was…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Definitely a hit and miss club!...

Definitely a hit and miss club! Better in the day than at night. Went last Sunday. 2 great girls were there, Lan* and Christin*, both hot, but both moody! They were…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Definitely nowhere near a 10. ...

Definitely nowhere near a 10. Please don't review your own club, it's sad. Prices just like a regular club, but girls strip down to pasties. Not very hot. Girls young, but…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always dependable for a good time....

Always dependable for a good time. High-quality talent, safe and clean place. Reasonably good mileage. The only drawback is a relative lack of privacy in the big lap dance room. You're out in full view…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

My holiday tour update for this...

My holiday tour update for this club, my year in review. I think this club has been average this year. Any new strippers have just been average in quality and action. They…

Club Texas

Wahiawa, Hawaii

Stopped by during the holidays since...

Stopped by during the holidays since I had some vacation days. In denial in hoping this place had to get better, I mean its only up from the sewers. The management is still…

Club 550

Wahiawa, Hawaii

Continuing my holiday tour of Wahiawa...

Continuing my holiday tour of Wahiawa SC. This club is rather clean and in good shape for Wahiawa. As an SC it still lacks any consistent quality dancers. Korean, haole, local these ladies…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

I've returned several times since the...

I've returned several times since the "raid". The most recent was Thursday Dec. 27th. I arrived at 1pm and the place had about 15 customers and 10-12 dancers. A blond Brazilian pounced on me immediately…

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, West Virginia

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the basement of Vixens. It is open 11:30-7pm only, at which point they offer you a pass to Vixens, which opens at 7. On Friday and Saturday it is open…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

I keep checking on this place...

I keep checking on this place every now and then hoping that it's getting better but it's still hit or miss and about the same as last time. The strange thing is that they have…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Stopped in here last week, and...

Stopped in here last week, and I have to say that I was very disappointed. Granted, there are some nice looking women that work here, however, none of them were nice enough to stop…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by on Wed Dec 26th....

Stopped by on Wed Dec 26th. Got there early about 12:30PM. Only had about 8 girls at that time but not many patrons either. Dollar parade started right away. I actually kind of like meeting…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

First time here - very slow...

First time here - very slow night, not many dancers. Maybe all the college girls are home for the holiday! (12/26). It's a nice enough club - not as big inside as it…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

I've stop by big al's...

I've stop by big al's everytime i'm out in Peoria, its 20 to get in it looks small as u walk in but there is a bigger "main stage" on the other side through…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Well, just to let everyone know,...

Well, just to let everyone know, this club was shut down by the owners on 12/27/2007. I don't know what there intentions are. Hopefully it will go up for sale and be bought by someone…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great place and great time. Very...

Great place and great time. Very friendly and the staff was also great to deal with. Nice atmosphere in the club and the decor is on the plus side. The beer was cold and reasonbly…

Malibu Bay Lounge

Urbana, Illinois

A complete NO, if there was...

A complete NO, if there was a Zero, I'd give it. The location itself is kinda scary, not much around and they have a metal detector at the entrance!! $7 to enter and nothing…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Mardi Gras has a very laid...

Mardi Gras has a very laid back attitude. The girls are great looking and there are enough to choose for a lap dance even during the day. You can be comfortable at the…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Wow, this place is a sleeper!...

Wow, this place is a sleeper! I have been to quite few clubs all over L.A. and Vegas so I know what I am talking about. I like topless clubs with booze and friendly hotties.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Swung by here when I was...

Swung by here when I was driving through town a few weeks back. Hadn't been here in awhile so decided to check it out. Seems like they slightly changed the lap area but…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Went last week, my first time...

Went last week, my first time at the club. Had heard good things prior to the raid and mixed reviews since so thought I'd give it a try. The place is in the…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

I visited Club Leopard on Christmas...

I visited Club Leopard on Christmas and again the next evening. Both nights the crowd was large and there were lots of hot dancers - probably 10-15 each night. Girls of many different…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

I visited on 12/20, a Thursday...

I visited on 12/20, a Thursday night. The cover was $20. There was nice amount of girls. I had visited previously before the ordinance but this was my first visit since then.…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

No, I am never, never, never,...

No, I am never, never, never, ever, ever, ever going back to Market Street Cinema. Unless, of course, they are going to pay me to sit in that miserably dank and dreary cavern, and watch…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

i am a recently arrived expat...

i am a recently arrived expat in NY but have visited this club a few times down the years and have always been pleased with the experience. its a fairly friendly and easy going place…

Stage Door

Baltimore, Maryland

This club is open...they will hit...

This club is open...they will hit you up for $20 at the door, unless it a really slow night in the early part of the week, in which case you might get in free.…

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Goofball RIP

I ran into her tonight and drugs can do a lot of damage in a short period of time. :( Probably will be moving on. Have fun at the clubs.

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PERV RAIL dancer-customer contact increasing

The "extras" issue is talked about all the time, whether just a long term trend or a reaction to a possible strip club downturn. This is a bit different, because the tip rail is completely in the open for all…

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO FOUNDER

On the eve of the New Year I wish everyone on TUSCL a happy and wonderful New Year. A special thank you to Founder who provides us with a forum for our special hobby. I have met new friends &…

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The Fat Girls Looked Good :)

Watching the Greenbay game and the camera focused on some scantily clad women in the stands. The weather was freezing. Now in a typical stripclub I'd be thinking LOSE WEIGHT!!! But, in a stripclub with freezing weather…

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Do you perfer to be approached?

I went to a club and meet a beautiful girl with a great head on her shoulders,she was one of two african americian dancers working at my favorite club and she was new,once we talked she told me that she…

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Rising Sun

Make sure you check out the Sun if you love chocolate thighs and big butts,Ice is HOT!!!!!! When i went i meet a lot of friendly girls(mainly Ice)but the guys werent tipping much,nothing worse than a bunch of cheap horny…

Eden Gentlemens Club

Plantation, Florida

This place is above average when...

This place is above average when it comes to indoor appearance and from what I saw tonight, the dancers are above average. There were no real 10's in the place. 8's were plentiful…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Still the best in Baltimore! ...

Still the best in Baltimore! True, no lap dances or "extras" but no hustling for dances or drinks either! I've been going off and on for over 20 years, and it's still the…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best club in the Midwest(and ive been to most of them) The girls are beautiful the staff is exceptionally friendly and the place looks like it is right out of…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Had a good time at Rick's...

Had a good time at Rick's on a thursday afternoon. The cover was $10 and a compulsory $5 nonalcoholic drink was purchased at the door (first of two). The gals circulated when they…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

I was here for the first...

I was here for the first time a few weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised. I expected a dive considering the location. Decor in the place is fairly nice for strip club standards.…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

OK - after my disappointing visit...

OK - after my disappointing visit to femme nu I went to Rock Za. Think I'm going to start going here more. Positives: more contact. hot girls. less crowded. actually tried a…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Now Henry's South is not a...

Now Henry's South is not a high end club by any means. the place is, well, a dump. The majority of the girls are not attractive-in my opinion. Some of the girls are good looking.…

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To Mind My Own Business or Not . . .

I visited Angels this afternoon and had a fantastic time. (Yes, worse than a 98 pound weakling I bought dances from a long time dancer that I shouldn't have. I'm 100% to blame.) Anyway, I see an apparently nice…

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Is It Me Or. . . .

Are the new PM links distracting. Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of the personal message, but the graphic that is being used just doesn't work for me. Especially on the most recent reviews page where there are…

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HEARTFELT - NO BULLSHIT

New Years Eve is Monday night. Before you go out and get fucked up think about this. Take a little time and be careful. I don't want to come back on Tuesday or Wednesday and find out anyone was hurt…

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Local Club gets busted

One of the clubs I visit on a semi-regular basis got raided on Christmas Eve. There were 2 dancers that were bearing it all at a bikini club and another dancer who was found to be underage(17yearsold). I don't know…

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Guy gets mauled to death in San Francisco zoo....

Just remember. Big lions and tigers are very dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone. lol...

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Dancer Says She Doesn't Like or Respect Me . . .

because I'm weak and afraid of a real relationship! I told her and what type of relationship is an old man going to have with a young woman? She says that is another thing: Get a woman your…

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Brand New Car or an equivalent dollar value of Dances?

A buddy was being a pest saying that I could have bought a new car with the money that I "wasted" on dancers. I drive a friend's very old beat up car, btw. I thought his statement mentally challenged…

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Non-stripclub . . . Off Topic Thank You to TUSCL member ---

I will ask my pharmacist about it. I watched a buddy die in agony at the hospital allegedly due to fear of the DEA. So, either the nurse lied to me and the doctor didn't set me straight…

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What is the largest sum you spent in one night at one or multiple club(s)

I am cheap - $400 :) You?

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Private Messages...

OK, it's pretty simple, but to use it, just click on the little envelope icon next to the nicknam, and send a message. Have fun, keep it real.

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Mr B's

Anyone hear of this place or go there? whats it like?

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Ok. Something new. The envelope...

If you click on it you can send an instant message to the person whose name appears next to it. I am waiting for a reply from Bones.

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Do we really care what they (strippers) think about us?

Bobbyl, made an excellent point in another thread. Essentially if you have a low opinion of strippers then does it really matter what they think of you. I hope I paraphrase that accurately enough. I guess ***if I had…

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Tale of Two Stripclubs----RolLexx and Coco's

I decided to go and give the RolLexx a visit this afternoon because it can be laid back with high mileage at low prices. Besides I wanted to see if the the stripper that I've known too long at…

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Any strip clubs in Quincy Ilinois

Will be in Quincy for three weeks on business and looking for any advice on how to spend those cold lonely nights.

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"Just the usual grind"

An honest explanation given to one's spouse in regards to those unaccounted for hours later in the day - after returning to work from the holidays, yesterday

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Stuffing the Ballot Box

So, I just rated a club a 1. It is probably more of a 4 or 5, but the previous reviewer had reviewed it as a 10 several times in a row, all within the last few weeks.…

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Stranded in a Strip Club - What City ?

Holiday travel and weather being what it is across the country; in what CITY (cannot be your Hometown or your regular club that you drive to for the weekend)would you like to be stranded for a few days and what…

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Any update on pink pony south atlanta......

topic?

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Greatest compliment a stripper has given you...

Knowing my real name, remembering it and calling me by it. I hate being called baby etc. I don't mind being known as the candy man. Just as long as they remember who I really am. And the ones that…

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It's That Time Again - New Years Eve (NYE)

Decided to start a new discussion about New Years Eve, since it's getting closer to that time. The original discussion is too far down on the board now. What are your plans for NYE? If you're going out, where to? Are you…

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Pride in Poverty

In this festive season I think about financial disparity and the Bob Cratchitt's of the world. People who quite manage to put a nickel or a dime together to get a lapper. I feel for them. And it occurs to…

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Stripper Shit, Oh Stripper Shit

We get the new cell phone number text messaged to us a few days before Christmas. No message, just the new cell phone number. What does she want? Does she want me to call, cum by the club or just…

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Did the Old Man get his Christmas Wish ?

I'm sure that there is more than just me who wonders if Shadowcat got his Stripper for Christmas present to spend the Holiday. Do you care ?

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Where in the Hell is the SCL ???

It is common knowledge that SC hobbyists read the reviews from at least two strip club lists. 1) Yes, we have more faith in the reviews from the seasoned group of Ladies and Gents on TUSCL. 2) The Strip Club List is…

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Crazy Horse --- Miami

Hey Jablake, I know you are in the Miami area, so I was curious if you had been to the new Crazy Horse? I haven't been, but I have seen the building from the highway when it was being built. I…

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Why Afghans Don't Need Stripclubs . . .

"Nevertheless the military voices on the show had their winning moments, sounding like old-fashioned relativists, whose basic mission in life was to counter ethnocentrism and disarm those possessed by a strident sense of group superiority. Ms. McFate stressed her success…

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How many favorite dancers do you think you have?

I usually don't see them all the time but was wondering, how many do you have? I usually have 2 or 3 at one club but I don't usually get any dances from them. Then I have up…

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New Years Resolutions

I don't usually make any since I figure if it's good enough to do, I don't need to wait to start. However I did just think of a new one for me. 1. I want to have more fun…