I was in town for other...

Expose

Austin, TX

I wandered in to kill a couple of hours after work and before an UT basketball game hoping to find my old friend and dancer Ivory. I found out that Ivory isn’t dancing at…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

I came in around 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening and was surprised to find a nearly full parking lot. I paid my $10 cover and as usual I had to run the gauntlet…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, TX

I dropped in for a short while around 8:00 p.m. on this Thursday night knowing that I only had time for about an hour. The best locations were taken, so I settled in a…

Woke up last week with a desperate desire to be desplooginated by a gorgeous young woman I’ve never even met. From force of habit, I made a beeline to the ATM and then drove to…

Stopped in around 7:30pm on a Tuesday, my first visit back since last year. I usually go Thursday or Friday, so I wasn't sure what to expect from a weeknight — turns out, not much. The…

dead — not a lot of energy on the floor and fewer girls working. That said, I still had a fun night at St. James. Nice upscale vibe, good stage shows when they happened, and…

I visited St. James on two consecutive rainy weekday evenings in April. Both dancers and patrons were fewer in numbers than typical of the Church, probably because of the rain. St. James is situated…