Lap dance or play?

I'm sorry, but if you've been going to strip clubs for quite a while and don't know what a LD is, then I dunno what to say to you.

Ok shadowcat, so WTF do you look like anyway, and what is your normal experience in the club? I'm getting this Jabba the Hutt (sp?) image. Do you have the girls on leashes, or are they free to serve other customers?

I think Shadowcat has plenty of time on his hands to dream up new topics and entertain us all with the responses we provide. And he has been very generous with Club evaluations, which I greatly appreciate.

arbeeguy: Thanks. I think that you have me figured out.

harrydave: I am not on a leash nor are they. That is the beauty of it. On another thread, I just named 10 TUSCL buddies that will back me up. Eat your heart out.

Dave, Why do you have to throw stones at one of the most consistent, reliable, and honest people on this site. Who are you?

Shadowcat=Jabba the Hut...I had to laugh at that one. Shadowcat probably weighs 140 soaking wet, which he generally is by the time his day at the stripclub is over..lol.

BTW, he is very generous in sharing.

Magicrat, I am thinking you are giving shadowcat about 10 lbs extra, lol.

Shadowcat you are the Yoda of tuscl!

dirk: I knew that I left someone off my list. Make that 11 Tusclers that I have personally met. I actually weigh 150 lbs. The same as when I was 18 YO.

Not knowing what a lap dance is... alzheimers? How would he know? He has already publicly admitted to impotence and incontenence.

I think it's an important topic. "Lap dance" is not exactly a lap dance these days if you're in the right club at the right time with the right, uh, dancer. I've been asking for lap dances, but next time around, I think I'll try the "play" language and see what happens.

Ok, after seeing parody-of-himself-man pop up with his usual crap (which, half you guys are probably ignoring anyway) I had to dispel any misconceptions. My dry "New England" sense of humor gets me in trouble. Actually, half the girls in clubs don't understand it at all. So, I recant. Shadowcat is not Jabba. He is Yoda, a big Yoda. Or maybe Obie-Wan (sp?). Or maybe Hans Solo. Whoever he is, the girls must love it when he whips out his light saber.

No worries HD I knew you where jokin. Welcome to the wiseass club

dave, no sweat. I am not a Star Wars fan and don't know who these others are. There is already a TUSCL member using the nickname of Yoda. I have been called a lot of things. The most laughable one was the dancer that told one member that I was the "House mom".

Shadoowcat is right. If I'm with one of my favorites, it's common for either her or me to say, 'let's go play.'If I'm with another non-favorite type, or a new dancer, I'm either auditioning her, training her, or investing in her. That's work! ...also a lap dance.

I like to say..."lets go pay your rent"