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Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I'm going to ive this a...

I'm going to ive this a 10 even though i had somewhat of a bad experience. (because I love the 'downer). I went one afternoon and once i got there i was joined by this…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Small and smoky, but lots of...

Small and smoky, but lots of ladies walking about. Private dances are the way to go. Forget the stage show and couch scene. Women-wise, mostly 5-7's and a couple 8-9's, but all…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

The place could use an overall...

The place could use an overall cleanup. First of all, they had been raided, now you can't close the curtain all the way, The girl however should make you feel private enough. I rolled into here twice,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Absoultely an awesome club - best...

Absoultely an awesome club - best I've been to around the country in terms of contact. Gotten tons of dances from Eden. Looks alot like Pam Anderson except much much bigger tits.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

As previously stated the place is...

As previously stated the place is big. I was disappointed as I got there around 12:30 pm and most of the lunch food entrees trays were empty, but let's face it that was only the…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

What has happened to Visions? ...

What has happened to Visions? Seems dead these days, of course the highway construction does not help. Was there this past Saturday (Memorial Day Weekend). Place was dead from 10pm til Midnight.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I spent two day shifts at...

I spent two day shifts at Ybor Strip on Sat 28th, and Tuesday the 31st. In the past couple months due to my situation I've been going to a few clubs, I would have to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Of all the places in Tampa...

Of all the places in Tampa to be sampled, Ybor seems to have the best vibe for me. 7-9 dancers, with an occasional 10. Never been there befoe the remodel, but the private…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Still not what it used to...

Still not what it used to be in the 'good ole days' (just last year), but still better than what I've found in most of the rest of the country. A 6 for DFW,…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

I was in recently on a...

I was in recently on a Friday for the free lunch. It was a decent bbq pork sandwich and chips. You have to ask the bartender for the free lunch, because they don't…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Pricey, pretty small place compared to...

Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had a few lapdances…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

The girls here range from 5-8....

The girls here range from 5-8. Some of the girls have fantastic bodies.....Almost all give nasty stage shows (lotsa pink in a non-pink city) Drink specials before 5 p.m a few "hiding spaces" for table…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

This is one of the better...

This is one of the better mileage for your money clubs around. The girls vary from biker chicks to milfs to drop dead georgeous. Lap dances are usually the norm for table dances…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

went to the club on sunday...

went to the club on sunday night of memorial day weekend. arrived about 930 and place had guys sitting at many of the tables. i did manage to find a table by the…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

As a long-time patron I was...

As a long-time patron I was very disappointed with my last visit to CR. The place was dead, with few customers and dancers with little enthusiasm. Either I picked the worst night to…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

Angies is a pretty decent place....

Angies is a pretty decent place. Not a showplace by any means, but friendly girls (mostly 7's and 8's) and excellent private dances. Private dances are full nude and full contact. Your mileage may…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

It's been years since I have...

It's been years since I have been to this club, so curiosity got the best of me this past Saturday night. Plenty of parking available. The signage outside indicates that there never is…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Well I said I wouldn't come...

Well I said I wouldn't come back, but I was in town and when I past in front the car just naturally turned in. Same as last time. Dancers were in a 2…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I've been a few times over...

I've been a few times over the years, then a few times in the last week or so. You know what that means, I'm having fun! The stage show here can be pretty good, Sassy…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I went last night for the...

I went last night for the first time. I was there for the afternoon shift. I really didn't see any real lookers. What few were decent seemed to by tied up with…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My favorite place in Jersey ......

My favorite place in Jersey ... so good that I drive about 2 hours from Maryland about once every 3 months. The place is easy to get to off NJ turnpike. Plus, you can easily…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

For my money the best club...

For my money the best club in town. The milage in the afternoon can't be beat. The club is a tad on the smoky side, but if you can live with it then…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I give this place a six...

I give this place a six because of the bad attitude of a few dancers, who spoil this place for the others. If someone does not want a dance it costs nothing to be polite.…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I visited the club for the...

I visited the club for the first time two weeks ago while in Houston on business. First, the dancers will be all over you. A dancer set on my lap, grabbed me and…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

How has Showcase gotten so much...

How has Showcase gotten so much better? Used to be, it was the ulgy, step child club behind Visions. Visions had more dancers, better dancers, and so much better looking women. Showcase…

Club Flamingo

South Hackensack, New Jersey

This club is one of a...

This club is one of a few that has a couples night. Anyway went there with my current lover.. Thursday is couples night so I thought most girls would be accomadating. No one…

Club Flamingo

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Local club. Fixed up over...

Local club. Fixed up over the years so it has a more glitzy feel to it. They also changed the dancers. More attractive, less imports, and younger. The club not has…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dropped by Camelot since it had...

Dropped by Camelot since it had the highest rating in DC area and have to agree with postings--pretty ladies but hands-off policy sucks. Gotta admit though, all the girls are great looking and if the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I was here for Sunset Thomas...

I was here for Sunset Thomas and her merry band of 15 porno/strippers. I have no idea how this club is on a normal night, but it was packed that night. The local girls…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Here on a Thursday night. The...

Here on a Thursday night. The place is D E A D tonight! Same friendly bar staff. Same good beers. Two dancers and no customers. Two guys drinking at the bar. One guy playing Video…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

I went to the Lady last...

I went to the Lady last night expecting to see chicks with bullet wounds and stab marks. It wasn't that bad, but it didn't seem like there were was much privacy in the place. There…

Cover Girl

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Was at Covergirls last night (Tue.)...

Was at Covergirls last night (Tue.) for about an hour and a half. Cover was $5, and domestic longnecks were on sale for $1.50... so far so good. I hadn't been to this club since…

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do strippers like to be treated well?

I have gotten to know most of the girls at my local club and would say the majority have abusive boyfriends. I don't think this is just SS because I hear about one girls problems from other girls. Hence, wouldn't…

Escape Reality

Granger, Indiana

Gave ya a Nine Teri...

Gave ya a Nine Teri but your guys are working on a 10, being from Los Angeles and the Vegas area I was very please to find your spot. All the girls were very…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

We were back in the Falls...

We were back in the Falls on Sunday to take money from the casinos and then make a deposit at the Sundowner.... Arrived just a little after 11 pm on Sunday night and was somewhat…

Ossy's Show Club

Carroll, Iowa

Nice club for a smaller midwestern...

Nice club for a smaller midwestern town. Was there on a Sat nite. they had a variety of different ladies, most of which were fairly friendly. Had a couple of…

PT's Show Bar

Cimarron Hills, Colorado

Probably the biggest Strip club in...

Probably the biggest Strip club in the CSarea,not necessarily the best. Good selection of girls,but no contact on the private dances. Sky boxes are over priced and overrated. Didnt do the…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

sensations is the best stip club...

sensations is the best stip club that i have been to, in ok,ks,mo,ar. the place is always packed on fri and sat night. there is a huge parking lot even room for tractor-trailers. there are…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Wow. The person who said...

Wow. The person who said it's more a brothel than a strip club was exactly right. The worst part of the visit was the attack as I entered. An unattractive overweight black…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in here last night and...

Was in here last night and the place was very dark and dirty looking. All the dancers were overweight, out of shape, or just plain ugly. One came up to me and asked…

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Extras clubs

I'll admit that I'm pretty niave about some stuff, like extras in clubs. I don't go looking for it and when I run into it I'm always surprised. I only know of one club in the Philly area…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Hadn't been to the club in...

Hadn't been to the club in years and decided to give it a try. The first thing I noticed was how dark it was. I literally could not see the waitress' face…

Ken's Gold Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Some friends and I stopped by...

Some friends and I stopped by Ken's Tuesday night for the first time in a while, and I was blown away by the number of girls that were working on a weeknight. There had…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

From a girfriends point of view,...

From a girfriends point of view, I give this club a 9 out of 10. I give such a high rating because of the atmosphere and friendliness of the girls. The atmosphere was…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

From a girlfriends point of view,...

From a girlfriends point of view, this club was great for atmosphere and quality of dancers. However, the dancers seemed total uninterested in the audience. They even ignored most of the single men…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

From a girlfriends point of view,...

From a girlfriends point of view, this club should be on your "must see" list. The outside seems low-class, but the inside is truly upscale. The girls were talented dancers too. The…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Been going to Allstars for several...

Been going to Allstars for several years now. It is nice fun place to visit have a few drinks and party with the dancers. The girls rate from a 5 - 10, with always…

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Is there a link between strip clubs and prostitution?

Another post reminded me of something that happened several years ago. I went to see a dancer who I knew fairly well and she was all upset. It seems that one of her regular customers tried to recruit…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I used to really love this...

I used to really love this club for the combination of grindage and the personality of the girls. The grinding is still top notch though a bit "routine" if you've been there a few…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Rons Barbary Coast, a perfect example...

Rons Barbary Coast, a perfect example of the more things change, the more they stay the same. Entrance fee is $10. The good thing about this club is, it's cheap ($10 laps) and the girls…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

It was in the news that...

It was in the news that the city of bowling green has bought the building and plans to tear it down. Everyone is saying that they will not allow tattletales to relocate? If…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

This is a pretty good club...

This is a pretty good club for Oregon. It's been recently remodeled with booths along the walls, and new tables and chairs. There is a private dance area on the back wall.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

My last review was for Wednesday,...

My last review was for Wednesday, but I returned again on Thursday evening. There were probably double the number of guys and double the number of girls. Virtually all the girls I saw…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

I went to HB last summer...

I went to HB last summer sometime, I have not been back since. I wont go back. HB is in the slummiest neighborhood. I felt like I was going there to pick…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Have never had an opportunity to...

Have never had an opportunity to go here before, got a chance recently on a Saturday night around 11 pm. Small place, three stages, never made it into the lap area. About ten…

Doc's Club 82

Portland, Oregon

Now under new ownership. Renamed "Atlantis...

Now under new ownership. Renamed "Atlantis Showgirls" . Still in a crummy strip mall with a booze store & an adult video store. Still all in all not a bad combo. New updated look inside,…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

If you want to get huslted...

If you want to get huslted go here. I went into MSC just for the hell of it and was quickly 'abducted' bye two very pretty girls. The drug me off to an…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Can't say anything that hasn't been...

Can't say anything that hasn't been said before. If you like it "out in the open" this is your place. There are nogirls under an 8 working here. got a dance from a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is above average for...

This club is above average for Atlanta, a bit laid back, but easy going and fairly clean. There are not many dancers on stage prior to the night shift, but quality overtakes quantity.…

Wild

Tampa, Florida

the biggest draw in this place......

the biggest draw in this place... $2.50 rail drinks at happy hour. That's about it. The talent is marginal at best, and the dances ( got them from 2 different ends of the spectrum) were…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I hadn't been to Flash in...

I hadn't been to Flash in over a year, and when I read recent reviews that contact had improved a good deal, I was skeptical. Well, no longer--those rumors are true. Every dance…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

It's formly Club 2000, but is...

It's formly Club 2000, but is now Rick's Cabaret, and still have The Male Room. Check it out!

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Dropped into the club a week...

Dropped into the club a week ago and was very satisfied by the time I left. Over 20 dancers were on that evening providing fine viewing in nearly every place that my eyes wandered.…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Been there a couple times. The...

Been there a couple times. The club is great at weekends, full of people to see some nice pussies. The girls are okay, only a few can be called beautiful, the others are mostly not…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by on a Saturday night...

Stopped by on a Saturday night after midnight. Again, overall not impressed enough with the talent to partake in any private dances. One cute blonde with a great figure was dancing, but unable…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Sunday afternoon, not many clubs in this town are open on Sunday. Two dancers were working, both went topless on the second song of a two song set.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This club was decent. I...

This club was decent. I went on a late Wednesday afternoon and the place was pretty much dead. There were only about ten guys in the place, and they all looked pretty bored.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Came here during a day visit....

Came here during a day visit. Actually it was 6pm so maybe it's considered the swing shift. Had one dance from a real cutie but for $20, there wasn't a lot of mutual…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

over the last couple of years,...

over the last couple of years, MG has been very possibly the top place to go in Mass for LDs and I have consistently rated MG in the 8-10 range. The quality of the…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

Went there the other day on...

Went there the other day on a Thursday around 7. There were only a couple of girls working. I didn't see any above a 7. Most were a little on the pudgy…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

One of the best places in...

One of the best places in the country. Reasonable prices on drinks. Beautiful women. Low pressure. Lap dances are worth the money.

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Never again. No good-looking dancers....

Never again. No good-looking dancers. High pressure on shots. One dancer had the string showing from a tampax. Gross!

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Many other local places that are...

Many other local places that are far better. High pressure. High prices on drinks. Table dances are pricey with nothing even close to touching. Stupid constant strobe lights make it difficult…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Every trip to Little Darlin's has...

Every trip to Little Darlin's has been a great experience. Girls on the stage are quite interactive with the tipping customers on the front row. I've had all of the body parts rubbed…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Cover was $5 on a Tuesday...

Cover was $5 on a Tuesday night. VIP is $10, but you can go in and out. Talent was somewhat mixed. Dancers vary in what they charge - from $10 to $20 per dance. Lots…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Not really in Darien. Close...

Not really in Darien. Close to Delevan, Darien, Janesville. Usually two stages, with a dancer starting on the main stage and then moving to the bar stage. Very good looking women.…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

TTN was closed (LCB) for 2...

TTN was closed (LCB) for 2 months. It just re-openned with same owners and management. Formerly, 10 girls working at least 5 were hot, now maybe 2 girls working at a time. Girls cant sit…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I lament for Dream Girls. ...

I lament for Dream Girls. It was either the first or second strip club I went to once I became legal. All my elementary-school and adolescent years I not only dreamed but yearned…

Exotic City

Lennox, California

I have visited this place off...

I have visited this place off and on for a few years. The layout is about as described in previous reviews, basically a warehouse like structure with private rooms - often so warm that you have…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by PP late this afternoon...first...

Stopped by PP late this afternoon...first time I've visited in a couple of months. Pretty much the same...a few new faces...one new knockout blonde with long slim legs and a shaved kitty caught my attention.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by the Oasis over the...

Stopped by the Oasis over the Memorial Day weekend, and had another great time. The girls are friendly, not too pushy, and though it was busy there was still a pretty good circulation of…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

A nicer club than I imaginged...

A nicer club than I imaginged for Fargo! I stopped in for lunch on Friday on the way thru for a bike trip. The food was very good turkey and dressing, it was like Thanksgiving when…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Visited this club on a Friday...

Visited this club on a Friday about 11PM. There were probably 50 cutomers and 30 girls. I stayed for about an hour and a half. During that time there were two 2…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Still the best place I have...

Still the best place I have ever been. Drop dead gorgeous women. Reasonable prices. Sometimes a bit of pressure, but not a big deal. I go there every time I am…

Bear Chest Lounge

Janesville, Wisconsin

Bearly acceptable. It used to...

Bearly acceptable. It used to be a great place, with touching and titty beers flowing freely. But quality of women and change to way-too-conservative attitude has severely diminished the experience. Not worth…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not that impressive from the outside,...

Not that impressive from the outside, but probably the best place on Bourbon Street. Reasonable prices on drinks. Low pressure from the dancers. Decent looking women. Enjoy a few drinks here…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This is a very nice club,...

This is a very nice club, but believe me you'll pay nicely to enjoy it. Its worth it though. Be sure you go with a full wallet (or purse in my case) and you'll have…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went to MBOT recently, hadn't been...

Went to MBOT recently, hadn't been in a few years. The place never changes much, but the chairs in the NY Live area were new (at least, new to me). There were about…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to this club. I went during the day shift. It was $3 for valet parking and no cover charge. I enter and took quick seat at the…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I took a chance on Carl's...

I took a chance on Carl's on a week night, a Thursday evening, and was pleasantly surprised. There was no cover charge such as I experienced on my last visit on a Saturday evening. Also,…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went by on a Sunday night...

Went by on a Sunday night last week. This club had some of the worst looking talent I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of clubs! Inside is dark and dingy, which…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

On my first visit to the...

On my first visit to the club, was impressed by the diversity of dancers. Sunday there was no cover and drink prices were reasonable. First chose dances from a really prety hispanic girl. They had…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

During the day shift, there are...

During the day shift, there are several young ladies that will offer extras in the private one-on-one dance studios. YMMV, but after a few visits with your favorite lady, the good times will be

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Based on reviews I have read,...

Based on reviews I have read, this is better than anything in Mo., but that is not saying much. Smoke was obnoxious. Music was OK. Chairs not comfortable. Juice bar is…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This strip club is probably the...

This strip club is probably the best in the Milwaukee area. I was there for the third time this weekend. There are plenty of good looking girls (7-9's). They serve alcohol, but…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went on a recent weeknight. ...

Went on a recent weeknight. If you valet park your car ($5), you get in free. this is nice if on-street parking is full. About 15 hot looking dancers when I was…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

I've tried the place a few...

I've tried the place a few times, just to be fair. I must have been there on slow days, because there were literally no more than 3-5 guys there, and 3-5 dancers any of…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went into Ricks on a weekday...

Went into Ricks on a weekday afternoon, it was very slow, about 10 guys and as many girls. No real good lookers. Girls approach was, wanna dance?, that kind of turns…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a sunday night and it was fairly empty. Being that it was another stormy night in houston I can understand. The club has 4 stages and 2…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went to the Penthouse Club on...

Went to the Penthouse Club on Thursday, May 26th in the early afternoon. Large club, very nicely done with plenty of parking. There were about 10 patrons in the establishement with an equal…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Went over the long weekend during...

Went over the long weekend during some of the rain. Girls were beautiful, but didn't seem too enthused to be working over the long weekend. I'll stick to going on Tuesdays when the drinks…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

I am being a little generous...

I am being a little generous here because Wisconcin's rules generally make strip club experiences low contact and because this club is being hurt by a couple uninformed low # ratings. Three of us…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Took a trip to Houston last...

Took a trip to Houston last Tuesday. Stayed till Thursday. Made it a point to visit Treasures... several times. This has gotta be the best strip club in the country. I…

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Do girls at smaller clubs give out personal information quicker?

It's been a while since I have been to a large size stripclub(probably about 4years), but the smaller stripclubs that I visit the majority of the girls don't seem to care that you know their personal lives. Over the…

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Going for the kitty

When do you go for the kitty when getting a lap dance? Do you go for it the very first time you get a dance from her and do you go for it on the 1st song if it's…

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Twin Strippers in Las Vegas ?

Looking for twin strippers anywhere. Anybody knows ?

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What are the Best Clubs in NYC?

For those of you who have been to strip clubs in NYC, what do you think are some of the best, from a customer's standpoint? And why do you like that particular club?

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I turned a stripper down for a dance and she invites me to her house??

This was a new one for me. I turned a stripper down for a dance saying maybe later. Then after she persisted a little bit I told her I didn't have enough cash. Then she started saying…

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If a stripper gives you her e-mail address but refuses to give you her phone num

If a stripper REFUSES to give you her PHONE NUMBER but gives you her E-MAIL address after you spent MONEY on her, it may be a sign that she WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU unless you are PAYING her.…

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dancers approaching from behind

When a dancer approaches you from behind to ask for a dance how likely are you going to accept said dance? me, I will reject said dancer 99.9% of the time, because I like to see what I am getting and…

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Amateur night at strip clubs, do you like it?

Just wondering what the popular opinion here is about amateur night at strip clubs. I sometimes go to a strip club where amateurs go on stage in a contest and have a chance at winning some money. The…

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Do strippers tease less than ordinary girls?

I was just thinking of one of my next door neighbors wearing her short shorts and bending over right in front of my computer window working in her front yard. Sometimes I think she might be doing that on…