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Dialog that could only be heard in strip clubs

The following three instances of "quaint" dialog may or may not have been overheard at strip clubs. You decide! The names, at least, are definitely fictional. 1. Kevin and Juliet. Juliet, a dancer who has just finished her…

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Notorious

Excerpt from a recent playful VIP negotiation with RNM (Random New Meat): DG: Do you like to grind? NM: (knowingly) Yes. DG: Do you start in your g-string? (as opposed to watching a half-song striptease.) NM: (more knowingly) Yes. DG: Will you stay in my…

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Younger girls

What clubs are the best for the younger college type girls (18-22 yr old)? Real tits and good milage. Sometimes I hate the older girls who are jaded after striping for a number of years.

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

Stopped by around shift change time...

Stopped by around shift change time (7PM) Saturday and saw a few new faces. There were certainly alot of the more "seasoned" dancers there as well, but it's always interesting to see new talent. Same setup…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I visited YS today and was...

I visited YS today and was pleasantly surprised. Though the day shift was a bit quiet, not one of the dancers was the stereotypical "day shift dancer," heavy-set, old, or pregnant. All the ladies I…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

I stopped in on a Tuesday...

I stopped in on a Tuesday night becuase they have their 2 for $40 special; I should have just kept on driving. There were 5 dancers working, I would say one was an 8, one…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Was there on 8/15 and 8/16....

Was there on 8/15 and 8/16. I am in town on business so I'm trying to establish some recongition with the ladies. Other reviews are right that regulars usually get most of the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went around lunch on Tuesday. ...

Went around lunch on Tuesday. I have not been here in about 6 montths and the place seems much darker than I remember. Very, very quiet and listless. Not many dancers and the quality IMO…

Alcatraz

Helsinki, Finland

It was supposed to be a...

It was supposed to be a strip club but it is a brothel! They start to rip-off at the entrance, asking for 12 euros instead of 10 euros. Then when I enter the club there…

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Naive strip club staff

Last night at Dancers Showclub in Indy, I had several bizarre experiences that made me feel totally out of sync with two members of the staff. When my waitress approached me, I ordered a cocktail with Tanqueray gin. She asked me…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Stopped by on a recent business...

Stopped by on a recent business trip to Buffalo, it's a short drive - and boy was I glad I did. It was a Tuesday night and by 10pm, it was packed. Beautiful…

X Club

Tallinn, Estonia

The location of X Club is...

The location of X Club is excellent, in the old town, close to the bars and clubs of Tallinn. It was a saturday night, but when I enter the club it was quite empty, with…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Have been here on two different...

Have been here on two different occasions (a Tues and a Thurs). Place get absolutely packed as you head into the weekend days, but there are literally hundreds of girls, nearly all of whom…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Went on a Wednesday night at...

Went on a Wednesday night at about 10.30pm. The Club is closed on Monday and Tuesdays. Paid the $5 entry fee and walked in. There were about 6 customers in the place so I took…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

In Manhattan on business, back for...

In Manhattan on business, back for a visit to this club for the first time in about a year. Still a good mix of beautiful girls, with all different nationalities mixed in for good measure.…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Went back to Jimmy's to...

Went back to Jimmy's to seee the dancer Sid. It as on a Tuesday (8/16) it was a slow day but she was there. She is hot. After tipping her a stage she came…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in on a Saturday night...

Dropped in on a Saturday night just after a bachelor party cleared out. Had a good deal of girls there of verying rates most 7 and above, and all very eager to have a private…

Crazy Russian

Rosedale, Maryland

I recently droped into the Crazy...

I recently droped into the Crazy Russian on a whim, WOW was I suprised! I found a nice neat clean club, with reasonable drink prices, and some of the BEST looking super HOTTIES this side of…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best topless clubs in philly. The club opens at 12 noon and closes at 2 am. Drinks start at 3 dollars and there is no cover charge. Private dances are…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

The club is bqack in business...

The club is bqack in business with a bang. The touching and all other things are ok, but under the strict eyes of the bouncer. The girls are some new and some previous set. Happy…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

IMHO PH is and always was...

IMHO PH is and always was the best club on the East Coast. I always had a good time and I miss the visits even now. Mileage at at this club far exceeds anywhere…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was at this club 8/16...

I was at this club 8/16 from about 9 to 12. The club consistently has exceedingly attractive dancers, but mileage is not as high as at Brad's Brass Flamingo, the other Indy club I…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Returned to this spot a couple...

Returned to this spot a couple of Friday's ago. Supposedly there was a rapper from D4L and some actor coming through, so they jacked up parking and cover (the greed in this city is…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

No they don't open at ...

No they don't open at 4:00 PM on weekdays. It s a bit out of the way for sure, and does not open till 6:00. Stopped by this afternoon on my way…

Frenchy's

Cataño, Puerto Rico

Was in Puerto Rico again, so...

Was in Puerto Rico again, so I sampled some of the other clubs in the Condado area. This is definitely the best as far as milage is concerned. Touching is encouraged, drugs (not my thing)…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

This club seems to be on...

This club seems to be on the upswing again. Visited early on a Saturday night recently and had an excellent time. About 12 girls working ranged from 4-8. The club is still nasty and run…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Stopped by around 4:00 on a...

Stopped by around 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon. They open at 3:00 so the crowd was light and the girls were not yet in their stride. "Neighborhood tavern" looking joint with topless girls, whats…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I arrived about 9:30 on a...

I arrived about 9:30 on a Friday night. There were still plenty of seats and plenty of dancers. Four or five were above average, most average or below. I got at least 12 dances from…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club for many years and it rarely disapoints. This is not your typical gentlemans club. The interior is old and dated and there is no dancer pole, but the…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

This place is crazy! Not in...

This place is crazy! Not in the good sense though! First of all, girls are not as hot as they mention here. Went on a friday night, so there were a lot of girls. Mostly on…

Soho

Tallinn, Estonia

Soho is in front of the...

Soho is in front of the Radisson SAS, in the modenr part of Tallinn, also close to Viru Center. Entrance fee is 100 krons (approximately $6). Soft drinks are 25 krons. When I enter the club there was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

the no smoking law is just...

the no smoking law is just right .When i need to rechsrge or want to avoid a few of the dollar hounds i just jump up and go have a smoke.But back to business.…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

It’s been almost a year since...

It’s been almost a year since I’ve stopped in. I went early afternoon, around 1 PM. This time, parking was not a problem, but only because no one was there. About 7 dancers and 5…

Foxy Ladies - Foxy Video

Darlington, South Carolina

This is a small hole-in-the-wall place...

This is a small hole-in-the-wall place fronting directly on US-52 in Darlington. This is not a strip club per-se as there is no stage show or bar. It's a porn-store with dancers.…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

My wife and I visited this...

My wife and I visited this club last Friday evening. We arrived after spending 30 disappointing minutes at Sugars. This place was a huge improvement over Sugars. The girls were much better…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Goodness gracious, this place has deteriorated....

Goodness gracious, this place has deteriorated. My wife and I went last Friday night around 9:00, and the chubbies were out! We were both amazed at the lack of nice-looking girls. We…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

What can I say. Club...

What can I say. Club used to be a decent place best in Tacoma by far. Not quite as good as Rick's but with patience and a good eye a great time could…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It's a second stop after Adelita's......

It's a second stop after Adelita's... and I'd say you should visit here if you have time. Of course, if you want a stage show at all, the Chicago will have a dancer or…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was at the Crazy Horse...

I was at the Crazy Horse again recently. I still like this club a lot. Most of the dancers are hot, and the ones who are not are friendly and work hard.…

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How often are you able to get dances from your top choices?

I guess this is mainly a question for when you're visiting a new club or one where you aren't a regular. Once you've seen all the dancers working and decided which ones you want to get dances with, how successful…

Pa's Woody

Binghamton, New York

Tuesday night are obviously verrrry quiet...

Tuesday night are obviously verrrry quiet around here. I was in between 8:00 and 10:00 PM ,and for the first hour and a half there was only one other patron (an older regular who…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Made another trip to the Bare...

Made another trip to the Bare today. As soon as I walked in the door my ATF Andrea caught me. She was up next to dance, so I sat an waited until she…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Yet another great Tampa trip topped...

Yet another great Tampa trip topped off by YS. Had the pleasure of a dance with Heather for the first time. Great looking girl with excellent milage, even hough it was only the 2 for…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Note: this was formerly known as...

Note: this was formerly known as the Candy Shack. Went in an a Saturday just after opening. Apparently, there was a Cage Fight going on in Eugene, so I ended up being the only guy…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Visited last Friday. Concur with...

Visited last Friday. Concur with the nice job on the renovation. Although the JB's sign is still there, there is also a Headlights sign. Believe they must have been bought out or…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I visited this club once before...

I visited this club once before (a month back), but my experience then was not as good as my most recent experience this past friday. It's kind of hard to find, especially if your…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have no clue how this...

I have no clue how this club is getting good reviews. The locals I was with tell me this is the BEST club in town, yet and I shit you not, the best looking…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

I stopped here on a Saturday...

I stopped here on a Saturday afternoon. It was just starting to get busy. I had a great time I got a double dance from girls named Phenix and Crystal. Man were they hot! I…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

I've been seumi-regular visitor over a...

I've been seumi-regular visitor over a number of years and despite the variable quality of the girls and the generally abysmal quality of the beer it remains one of my favourite places to visit. The girls…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Visited this club tonight. Parking...

Visited this club tonight. Parking was $ 2.00, Valet would have been $ 4.00. Was a suprise as I parked on the side and then was presented with a parking tab. Cover charge was…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I would go again. All...

I would go again. All nude dancing on the floor and nude lap dances. A deal for $20 per dance. My opening line says it all. I went late on a Tuesday night, not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Dallas is a great town. ...

Dallas is a great town. Actually, the whole state of Texas is good for strip clubs, at least the parts I have visited. I was in Dallas for a short overnight a couple…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A nice club overall. I...

A nice club overall. I visited from Houston, and the experience was quite different. There's one main stage and six satellite stages. The girls rotate through all of them (3 minutes a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was in town again on business...

Was in town again on business and stopped by. Thursday night and very slow. Did not get in the door and had multiple girls coming over for a dance. Had a few…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

One of my all time favorite...

One of my all time favorite clubs. There has been alot of changes with the club itself and some of the "older" dancers. Some (Tresse/Sable/ETC.) have been let go and others (Raven/Diamond) are…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a weekend afternoon. Two girls were working and the one who took my money was a knockout with a great body. After paying the $50 fee and…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in a long time. So on July 10th, while on my way back home from Toronto, I stopped here for a little bit. The place was still…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hottest club in city. Bar...

Hottest club in city. Bar is square layout with stage in center. The girls are the BEST. Lots of Spanish/Black dancers with a few white dancers too. They are very…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

If you stop in, ask for...

If you stop in, ask for Seduction. She is the hottest, coolest, sexiest dancers ever. She doesn't hang out in club much after her set, so you gotta ask for her. Well…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quality of dancers is very hihgh...

Quality of dancers is very hihgh - all in the 7-10 bracket with a lot of variety. All the girls seemed happy to allow lots of contact, both in the public areas and the private/VIP…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Another trip to Atlanta and a...

Another trip to Atlanta and a visit to the Pony. Very good looking girls, decent drinks - great shot girls (providng the highest mileage in teh club) and overall a good looking place. Dances are…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited the PP last night...

I visited the PP last night and had a really good time. The dancers ranged from 7 to a solid 10. There were at least twenty dancers based on the 2 for 1…

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First time visit to Las Vegas.

Hello Gentleman, I am going to Vegas for the first time in a week from DC and was wondering if you all had some suggestions to make my vacation a little more exciting. I had a few questions: 1.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Go to the website to get...

Go to the website to get a pass for free admission. decent club...looks upscale on the inside. lap dances at your table are $10 or $50 for 30 minutes in the VIP room...pretty good deal.…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went in to this club...

I went in to this club on a saturday night. I got a private dance from Secret. she is very hot, about 5'9, 36c nice bottom and some tatts. she convinced me to do a…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

How do you rate a MORGUE...

How do you rate a MORGUE ! ? ! ? The dancers outnumber the customers and dread being sent here. It's like Siberia for them. They don't even try any more. Morale has hit rock-bottom.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Had a group of (7) of...

Had a group of (7) of us go here before a golf outing. Had a pretty decent time. Night started off a little slow as it was shift change. Things got moving…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Henry the VIII south is not...

Henry the VIII south is not the place where high-born gentlemen enjoy the subtle pleasures of witty conversation with ladies of quality. The qualities of these ladies are sometimes visual and frequestly tactile. I was…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I visited the LYII last weekend...

I visited the LYII last weekend again. Once again, the best action was in the audience. The dancers are great but a real turn on to me is the ladies in the crowd…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Anticipating high prices I had stopped...

Anticipating high prices I had stopped at the Edge-o-dells bar across the street and had a decent dinner and cheap drinks while ogling the hot waitstaff. I was pleasantly surprised when I got to Chubbies.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club on Sunday afternoon....

Visited this club on Sunday afternoon. As always, an incredible experience, great atmosphere, beautiful dancers. On this trip I learned that some of the dancers will buy a booth so they can…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I always have fun at Augies....

I always have fun at Augies. Like has been said before, it is nothing like the bigger fancy places but a great time can be had. There is certainly more contact available with…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

When in LA , usually hit...

When in LA , usually hit the Hawaii or TL. This time I decided to change it up. Got to the club around 2 pm about 4 PLs and 7 dancers.…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

A nice full service bar with...

A nice full service bar with pool tables. No cover before 7:00 and drink prices are similar to other establishments. Strip show is more like an old fashioned burlesque. They start out wearing more than…

Bear Chest Lounge

Janesville, Wisconsin

I arrived very late on a...

I arrived very late on a Tuesday night and found mostly black dancers and black clientele. The replaced all of the chairs with swivel office chairs - weird. One dancer was Godawful ugly but two…

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Celebrities with a "stripper vibe"

We've all spent enough time in clubs to pick up on a stripper vibe. Some girls seem born to be strippers or seem like naturals. Another thread got me thinking. We've done the celebrity stripper several times,…

Bikes, Babes, and Beer

Havelock, North Carolina

Believe it or not, it was...

Believe it or not, it was my wife's idea to go to Sugar's. Who am I to argue? We got there around eight o'clock last Friday, and were imediately made to feel welcome…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Went there on a Sunday night...

Went there on a Sunday night around 8pm. Very light crowd; about 6 dancers were working there. Most of the crowd and the dancers were Latino, they played all kinds of music though, but I…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I hadn't visited this club for...

I hadn't visited this club for quite some time, but was in the mood for some d & d dancer interaction at the tip rail. That actually was as I had expected, at least…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Everytime I get a chance to...

Everytime I get a chance to visit Niagara Falls, I must stop by and visit this place. I was there last Thursday and Friday night. Thursday, I sampled several dancers ranging from 6 - 8.…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

I love this club! When...

I love this club! When I turned 18, this was the first club I went to. Being a female, I wanted to feel safe and comfortable, The Catwalk has just the atmosphere I…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Again, this is the best bargain...

Again, this is the best bargain club for me in ATL. I can't get a dancer to visit my table with a $100 bill attached to my forehead. Hell, I can barely get…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

I can't really say that the...

I can't really say that the Upper Rail is all that much better than the first floor club. THey are laid out very similarly, and I think it is pretty much the same girls.…

Snooky's

Lancaster, California

Went there on a Sunday night...about...

Went there on a Sunday night...about 10 girls working to a crowd of about 25. You wouldn't know there were about 10 girls since a lot of them hang out in the dressing room…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Wedesday night approx 9pm. Fairly large crowd, lots of dancers. Most were quite attractive. Those with police/FD/military ID cards are admitted free. Overall it was a very classy looking…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Hadn't been to Stoughton or Alex's...

Hadn't been to Stoughton or Alex's in about ten years. The place still has the neigborhood bar feeling to it. Nice people, friendly girls, and reasonably priced ($15) dances. The policy is…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Big Picture: Great club, and...

Big Picture: Great club, and great potential every time you go. I've been there several times, on different days/nights. WeekDAYS seem to be the best for personal attention, as the evenings tend…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Sunday night. About 20 girls working with a single stage in the middle of the room. Every table was occupied, so if you got up with your drink, someone…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Went to the Outhouse last week...

Went to the Outhouse last week on a Wednesday night. Don't let the outside appearances fool you. This is still one of my all-time favorite strip clubs. The doorman was a little rough around the…

Candy Shack

Springfield, Oregon

I worked at this club, this...

I worked at this club, this is an 18 and over club that is a shack hence the name candy shack, there is no alchol served there. This message is for dancers, if you plan…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

Not a very nice neighborhood, and...

Not a very nice neighborhood, and not a great selection of girls. And the dancer definitely overcharged me on the number of dances. On the other hand, I got better mileage than I expected after…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I came to DC yesterday for...

I came to DC yesterday for a wedding and decided to go "exploring" on the way home. I made my way down Wisconsin Avenue and into Good Guys. These girls are not shy about showing…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I went to this club in...

I went to this club in April. The atmosphere is this club is nice and not as imposing as say Deja Vu in Las Vegas. They mnake you feel comfortable. I watching a few stage…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by on a Thursday nite....

Stopped by on a Thursday nite. A great change from the place across the street. Steep cover for during the week; however, a hotel room key gets you free admission. The girls…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hadn't been to this club for...

Hadn't been to this club for quite a while, but was going to the vicinity anyway, so decided to hit this place in case the first choice didn't pan out, which it didn't. Got…

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Good thing she is not a stripper cause I'd be broke

A couple come to mind ... Vida Guerra.....great ass and tits, great face and seems to be a fun girl Carmen Elektra - but not so sure after dating Dennis Rodman - might have destroyed the kitty - but great body…

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When watching amateur contests, do you guess at who's the stripper?

I noticed when I watch amateur contests, some girls seem like real amateurs and then others seem like strippers from somewhere else. The girls who fail to take their tops off or act like real amateurs give a good…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Stopped in for about an hour...

Stopped in for about an hour on a Sunday afternoon. Starting to see a few new faces. Excellent private dances offered by Gwen and Vanessa. Gwen is a natural blonde beauty and a real sweetheart,…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Went to the club last Sunday....

Went to the club last Sunday. I have been here before and have always had a great time. The place is clean and ladies are usually between a 6-9 and never pushy for…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Who knew that Providence was one...

Who knew that Providence was one of the SC capitals of the nation? Ok, so I knew because I read the reviews here. But I'll admit to being on the fence because ratings…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

After missing my flight about 10...

After missing my flight about 10 days ago, I found myself at Paper Doll with some time to kill. It was Thirsty Thursday, so cover was $15 but all drinks (beer at least) were a…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

funny how one woman can change...

funny how one woman can change your outlook...have always viewed this club as pointless next to the Sundowner, BUT...after my latest visit (and erotic encounter) I'll be heading HERE first next time I'm in the…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Went here on a Saturday night,...

Went here on a Saturday night, it was very busy but not too packed, parking was free (but don't forget to tip the valet), cover is $10 at the door, then you proceed to the…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I hadn't been to Penthouse in...

I hadn't been to Penthouse in a while, prefering to go to PT's Show Club. But PT's hadn't been as fun since they made their booths more public, so I decided to give Penthouse…

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Bachelor Party Beatings

Couple nights ago I happened to catch the worst flogging I've seen to date. Besides the usual antics (tied to the pole, body graffiti with permanent markers, WWE-worthy stage LDs, ripped clothes, etc.), the drunken victim got the shit beat out…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This club has lots of gangsta...

This club has lots of gangsta chicks dancing there. They also have lots of ghetto black girls also. The club needs lots of work to do. I dont see them staying in bussiness for a…

Silk Stocking Lounge

Bryan, Texas

Alright so the other night went...

Alright so the other night went by this club with some friends just to kill some time. the cover was cheap for a strip club and drinks were no more expensive then regular bars in…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I went to this club only...

I went to this club only to be dissapointed. The looks like it was in the movie, Saturday Night Fever. It looks that old. It also looks like they kept some of the girls from…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Had to be in the downtown...

Had to be in the downtown DC area this past week and decided to check out the DC clubs. Started with Archibald's since I was staying at the nearby Wyndham. Stopped in around…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is the last of 3...

This is the last of 3 clubs I visited during my trip to DC, and it's the one I enjoyed the most. Most of the dancers are fairly attractive, and they take the time…

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VIP membership cards?

Do you have one? Is it saving you money or did you get it for the perks or both? I'm wondering how many clubs have this type of card.

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Lesbian customers in clubs

Anyone ever seen an obvious lesbian/dyke customer in a club? I know supposedly a lot of the dancers are bi or lesbians, or at least act the part for the "fantasy". But on a visit last month in…

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Weird shit strippers report being asked to do

How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll of plastic wrap to spread on…

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Anti-aging formula, go watch some attractive breasts

Well in response to a question, I did a search and found that watching breasts does slow down the aging process. Who thinks we should try to get some government grant money to do a study of watching breasts…

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The Complaints Dept. Is Next Door

My regulars know better, but Newer Meat occasionally tries variations of the "I'm having a bad (low money) night" routine, preying on both potential sympathy and wallet. It's almost always just a ploy. And I'm there to be seduced, not to be…

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Sundays

Realizing it's location dependent, what do you guys think about club visits on a Sunday? I've never done it, but I have a free day this week and was considering taking a drive for a (hopefully) nice afternoon visit.…

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Delta vs Omega

I'm (as)(pre) suming that a sizeable segment of TUSCL readership are familiar with "National Lampoon Animal House", and thus recall the contrast between Omega House(Well kept up, preppie, but sterile and given to formality) vs Delta House( rundown, but wild…