This is a small club that...

This is a small club that gets a lot of business, I guess because there's so little left in Center City. Dancers are generally alright though I never have seen any I was really crazy about. It's hard to find someplace that's out of the way, where you can sit and let the dancers come to you like in other Philadelphia clubs. Maybe the strategy is to go after the ones you like and get their attention. I don't like to do that, because the ones who don't come to you in most clubs are theones who don't really want to work there. Last time I got a dancer who was a little drunk. She got on her knees and started to kiss my pants, but was immediately stopped by a bouncer. The bouncers are little guys, but I'd still rather not make trouble with them. And because the couch dance room is bright and small and square I never feel able to relax there.