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Private Eyes

New York, New York

Stopped in here on a Tuesday...

Stopped in here on a Tuesday afternoon, paid a $5 cover and bought a $9 Budweiser (which I nursed for the duration of my stay, and wasn't hounded by waitresses to get another). The place…

Scores East

New York, New York

Went here on a saturday night....

Went here on a saturday night. The club was full with girls. Customer to girl ratio was probably 2:1, which is good. Saw a few guys get dances and they were LAME.…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by on monday afternoon but...

Stopped by on monday afternoon but didn't stay long. Four girls (all hispanic) rotating through. One of them was actually very cute but still not my thing. Obviously things pick up in the evening when…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

10 bucks after 10pm on a...

10 bucks after 10pm on a Saturday night. The place was crowded, but you could still maneuver around. About 12 girls working 2 small stages - 2 at a time. The…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I went on a Friday afternoon...

I went on a Friday afternoon before Labor Day, and the place had at least twenty girls working. I guess they all try to make a few backs before going out of town. I only had about…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Honestly this club was a little...

Honestly this club was a little hard to find, looks like a warehouse but was totally worth the search. The girls range from 5's to 8's. But they give incredible service and some…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Well, as I said in my...

Well, as I said in my last review of Seductions next door, funny how one (or in this case, two) women can change your outlook. My latest visit to the Downer was a return to…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

Management change for the worse. ...

Management change for the worse. I called this past weekend and the previous manager is no longer there and the general attitude has deteriorated rapidly as a result. I asked if someone I know was…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Visited Omar's last Thursday's night around...

Visited Omar's last Thursday's night around 9:00, they are fixing Michigan Ave. so it was a little hard to find the parking lot (in the back). Nice and comfortable place, good atmosphere, many customers…

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Whaled!!

Last night I was having an insomniac episode, so about 11:00 I traveled to the more upscale of the two local clubs that I currently frequent. When I arrived, two dancers that I normally get dances from were seated…

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How many dances do you typically get?

I THINK I may be outside the norm on this one, reading reviews over the years, but am curious. I know that there are a lot of variables that come into play (no pun intended), when deciding on how many dances…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by PH on my recent...

Stopped by PH on my recent trip to East Coast on 9/12 around 6:30pm. Upon arrival, I sat at the bar and was quickly approached, groped and asked for dances. I agreed to a dance…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

This is a small gogo bar...

This is a small gogo bar in irvington nj.They are open from 12 noon until 7 pm monday thru friday and until 10 pm on weekends.There is no cover charge however you must buy a…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

It had been almost a year...

It had been almost a year since I had been to Bobby's last. The poor reviews made me a little wary to stop in. But I was presently surprised. Club hasn't changed any.…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Ventured into the club while in...

Ventured into the club while in town. Granted I was a new face but no one was overtly friendly to me. Got a thank you when getting my drink, but none of the…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Went to the club on Wednesday,...

Went to the club on Wednesday, 9/13, and stayed the entire evening. The club is just as described by the previous reviewer. The girls ranged from 10 (Marissa) down to some that were…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

This club was rated pretty good,...

This club was rated pretty good, but I was a little taken back by sorry most of Dancers looked. only two were worth even to look at. After seeing mostly locals here I…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was in the VIP area...

I was in the VIP area - which is a pretty good deal - 50$ for a half hour. I had my wallet on the table because i had these thin sweat pants on.…

City Lights

Fresno, California

I didn't think city lights could...

I didn't think city lights could drop any lower in terms of rating but I'm wrong again. I would have given it a 1 but I gave them a 2 because they still manage…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

The girls at this club are...

The girls at this club are strange. I came in with 200$ and intended to spend it all. I walked out with 125$. supposedly there are 75 girls in the house on a good…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The club isn't as roaring as...

The club isn't as roaring as it was during the late 90's tech boom however, its quiet and the girls are friendly. Waitstaff is a hit or miss as they seem to forget that…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a friendly great club....

This is a friendly great club. Five minutes aftersitting down I had a dancer in my lap. The dancers rated mainly in the 7 to 9 category, and there were none below a 5.…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Stopped in here on Tuesday night....

Stopped in here on Tuesday night. Turned out that it was amateur night with only about 9 regular dancers working. Slow night at the club, only about one-third full with a lot of the audience…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Used to like this place but...

Used to like this place but just has been lame lately - will probably stay away for 6 months or so then maybe check in to see if things have improved. The interior has been massively…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

what a depressing club to go...

what a depressing club to go to! I almost always just do the 45 minute drive down to providence to go to some real clubs with real dances, but i was downtown with some…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went to the club on Sept...

Went to the club on Sept 13,2006. There was a $5 cover charge but you also must buy minimum drinks. There were a couple of OK looking ladies there, but DAMN... enough with…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Stopped in at the new place...

Stopped in at the new place a couple nights before the grand opening. If I'd known I'd have rescheduled my trip! But the place is definitely set up for fun. Monday night football, a…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

I came to Fantasy on a...

I came to Fantasy on a Tuesday night with another titty bar buddy. We had been to Gold Club first. This was a first visit to Fantasy Castle, and I look forward to another.…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Skip this club. There is much...

Skip this club. There is much better time spent in south beach. The redeeming part of this club is merely that they dont harass you to drink. In fact, I think i was there…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Lansing's DJV continues to set the...

Lansing's DJV continues to set the pace in the region, in my opinion. Several visits in a row, spaced out over a year or more, I've had a great experience! Once…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

DejaVu has moved into its palacial...

DejaVu has moved into its palacial new building in Kazoo, which it shares with the topless, full bar Little Darlings next door. There's a DJV Love Boutique in the area between the two…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was in town on a Friday...

Was in town on a Friday and stopped here at about 5:00 p.m. Good thing the admission was free because it was DEAD. There were a few toughs sitting around drinking. There…

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

hello friends just wanted to let...

hello friends just wanted to let every one know that red light nights is under new manegment with new talent and a new attitude. please feel free to visit and post your thoughts on…

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On my way to Memphis

I'm on my way to Memphis this evening (Sept 13). If ANYONE sees this message, try to get to Platinum Plus for midnight on the night of Wednesday the 13th and / or Thursday the 14th of September. I have…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

I always return to this place...

I always return to this place when I'm flying in or out of LAX. Not the best place for high mileage, but always a good low key place to grab a drink, sit and chill,…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Go to the website to get...

Go to the website to get a pass for free admission. decent club...looks upscale on the inside. lap dances at your table are $10 or $50 for 30 minutes in the VIP room...pretty good deal.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

this place serves booze so the...

this place serves booze so the girls don't get nude but the girls were at least cute (well a couple of them). I had a dance from a cutie name gloria - the dance…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

went in on a sunday when...

went in on a sunday when about five average girls were working. it is a nude club with no alcohol and i got a topless dance from a girls named lolita and while her…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

For being in the Missoula I...

For being in the Missoula I thought the club was pretty good. I wasn't expecting much and was surprised to see a large club, 2 stage areas, a private dancing area, full bar, about 50…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I visited PH for the first...

I visited PH for the first time in months last Wednesday. I arrived at the club at about 12:45 PM. There were not too many customers at that time. After I ordered…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Good club...great milage and grinding. ...

Good club...great milage and grinding. Not as naughty as PP but Mr. Happy had a great time...and this is what counts....I would go back when in town.

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Did the whole Bachelor party thing...

Did the whole Bachelor party thing to this club. Was there for about 3 hours, the girls were really hit or miss. Some were extremely nice and friendly. The ages of the…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Visited La Chambre recently after a...

Visited La Chambre recently after a long hiatus. I was pleased to find that not much had changed, at least the important parts. Saw many new girls, and overall the quality of women…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Have not been to Choice in...

Have not been to Choice in awhile. Forgot how much I missed this place now. Got a few couch dances from Taylor and Lolita. They both give a great couch dance. I do long for…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

We found the bouncers to ...

We found the bouncers to be very stand-offish, and ready to create unprovoked violence at the drop of the hat. A couple of the girls are pretty hot but nowhere close to…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

They don't appear to be closing,...

They don't appear to be closing, seem to be making some attempt at remodeling or at least cleaning. Dancers are much the same as in other reviews. Some hot some not.... Close contact…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

After reading all the reviews, had...

After reading all the reviews, had to see what the brouhaha was about. Visited on a Friday night, paid the $10 cover. I beeped the metal detector but apparently it wasn't an issue. I…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went there when I was staying...

Went there when I was staying downtown for a convention. Walking distance from the hotels and convention center. Nice looking girls and the mileage in the VIP was nice. Not the best…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

a hole in the club....not a...

a hole in the club....not a upscale club....but its content that counts for me....10buck laps is what all clubs should charge......wednesday is free....very small inside....the girls are 6 and 7s........no double Ds.. ....nude stage show…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Twas busy but not packed on...

Twas busy but not packed on sunday afternoon, the parking lot was reasonably full, and there were several girls dancing. None would exactly turn your head if they were in street clothes. The…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

I wandered in here for an...

I wandered in here for an attitude readjustment on Monday about 5. I walked right in and got a beer and sat down to meditate. The most notable talent was a slightly chubby blonde named…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Arrived around 10:15 Tuesday night, my...

Arrived around 10:15 Tuesday night, my first time at GGR (have visited Delilah's-South Amboy and the old Frank's Chicken House in the past). Was glad to see lots of cars and a fair amount of patrons…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

In honor of 9/11, I thought...

In honor of 9/11, I thought I'd pay my old hang out a visit and relive the good times past. To my surprise, the place was CLOSED. Big banner hanging over the door saying…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Visited recently on a rainy Friday...

Visited recently on a rainy Friday afternoon and then on a Monday. Both times, dancers were very attractive. On the rainy Friday (before Labor Day) the club was very quiet, almost empty at lunch time.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited my home away from home...

Visited my home away from home again over the weekend. Tried to see my favorite gal but it appears she was "taken" for the evening (that lucky bastard)! Met a new dancer (new…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

this place is the sister club...

this place is the sister club of the living room.....blue collar and some average girls.....its hit or miss....does open a 11am now....so that worth a 7 rating...laps dances not that great, an have a cam…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Spent an afternoon here, with a...

Spent an afternoon here, with a cute bobbed blonde. Incredible body-too many tattoos, though. We did some hot dances, until her friend, Madison? came in. Then both danced. She said they…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Visited weekday around noon, an hour...

Visited weekday around noon, an hour after opening. Cute red headed waitress, stage cleaner but she did not dance. Two dancers Vanessa and W.. Two song sets. When I arrived I did not…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

I think if Nepals as my...

I think if Nepals as my home club and don't care to relate how much of my cash has flowed into beautiful womens' rubber band clips at the ankle. The club, being private makes for…

Gentleman's Club

Great Bend, Kansas

Yep, I can confirm this is...

Yep, I can confirm this is still a no touch topless bar. Tonight (Tue) there were 6 girls dancing' three of them looked good with nice racks. Not a bad place if your…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in at the Oasis...

I stopped in at the Oasis on Sunday afternoon, during the Falcons game. I found out there was no cover, and they were running a Football Game special = cold draft beer $3.25, and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Popped in on Monday for a...

Popped in on Monday for a little R and R and spend some times away from the tables. Hmmm. Only 4 girls working the afternoon shift. OK, on one hand, does quantity matter over quality?…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went to Honey's tonight around 8pm....

Went to Honey's tonight around 8pm. Connected with 2 ladies. The first one (don't recall her name) made many promises of a good time before asking back to the VIP section, but was…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Monday Night Late and it was dead. Only 3 dancers and only one was even attractive. I sat with a tall black dancer for a few songs with no…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

There's the good... and there's the...

There's the good... and there's the bad... Let's get the bad out of the way: Dancer Drinks and the Waitress - This is one of the worst parts of this club... Way too much pressure…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I was in St. Louis last...

I was in St. Louis last week and visited 3 clubs. Hollywood was the first and also the best. I was very impressed with the layout and the talent. Had one set…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This was my second stop for...

This was my second stop for the night and the most dissappointing. I sat in the club for about 25 minutes and was never approached by anyone. The stage dancing was awful and…

Thunder Road

East St. Louis, Illinois

This was my last stop for...

This was my last stop for the night afte Hollywood and Miss Kitty's. This club is not very impressive. After about 10 minutes I was approach be a 35 year old dancer.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went here on a Tuesday at...

Went here on a Tuesday at 1PM. Club wasn't crowded but that wasn't bad. Can't comment on food as I was never offered anything off the regular menu. Easy to find off…

Balloons

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a strange one of...

This is a strange one of a kind club. This club is 18 and over (thus no alcohol). They have 2 vending machines one for soda & one for snacks. Those are…

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RoadTrip Next Week (9/17-9/22)

Next week (atually, beginning this Sunday night), I will be hitting the clubs everynight - unless I'm able to get some OTC action going. If any fellow TUSCL-er is interested in sharing a beer, let me know. Where I will…

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Do DJ's play what they want or what the Dancer wants?

I know that it is a little of both, but in general does the DJ play songs that cater to the crowd currently in the club, or is it more about what the dancer wants? I have been to…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

The outside of this building and...

The outside of this building and location in residential type area was a little discerning to me at first. Upon entering there was no cover charge. The bartendress greeted my immediately. The dancers were…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I keep coming back to this...

I keep coming back to this club, I've been to several in the area, this is the only one with a laid back, no pressure type atmosphere. Here you can enjoy a couple of beers…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

This is a very small club....

This is a very small club. I've been there twice around 4:00 in the afternoon the past week. The dancers are not real high quality - 4 to 7 I guess but they…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Visited over Labor day weekend on...

Visited over Labor day weekend on Friday night. Went in about 11pm and it was not as busy as expected. I am guessing the reason is that there were only about 6 girls…

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Have your tastes changed?

I recently realized something while posting here - my tastes in both clubs and dancers has changed over the years. I prefer the cheaper less fancy clubs more than I used to. And I prefer younger, more wholesome…

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Tango Uniform

No, I'm not talkin' dance outfits. As some of us may know, Tango Uniform is phonetic alphabet for "TU", further modified for "tits up", as in when a place goes out of business. My question, rather than mess up another…

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Is she or isn't she?

Here's a question for you all. Yesterday I had a funny experience at my gym that got me to thinking. My gym has a separate and fairly soundproof room which is used for exercise classes, but at the…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Well, this is definitely an different...

Well, this is definitely an different type of place as it is a "juice bar". I went there Friday around 7pm and I have to say that there wasn't much of a crowd.…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I enjoyed Monday night ball here...

I enjoyed Monday night ball here to night. nict to have a pussy sniff on ever comercial. Went back for one lap dance with the sharp dressing girl in black rim glasses.…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Downstairs VIP is now being guarded...

Downstairs VIP is now being guarded heavily! Managers (yes sometimes more that one) currently stroll throug the dstais vip and peek at every spot. $2.50 beers are still kicking though. I believe its till…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in here again and things...

Stopped in here again and things are still going well. The stage show doesn't have much going for it, but this is really a lap dance place. It was the dayshift and I was well…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Had some time to kill on...

Had some time to kill on a recent weekday afternoon so I decided to check out Cheaters (again). I've been here many times over the years, so I know what to expect ... and what…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Visited Friday night with a colleague...

Visited Friday night with a colleague from overseas. Needed to show him the "best" looking girls that work the Portland scene. We were not disappointed. The regular weekend hotties were there and…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Went on a mid-week night and...

Went on a mid-week night and arrived just after it switches from downstairs at 7.00pm. Surprized to see dancers on stage almost immediately. As previous reviewers have noticed this is a large fairly smart club…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I seem to be the only...

I seem to be the only one that can report having an enjoyable experience at this club. I went there again last night (Sunday) for a "by invitation only" End of Summer party.…

Peppermint Hippo

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Even though I come from Louisiana...

Even though I come from Louisiana where the girls show everything...............I like this hot spot. The girls are very friendly and Shandy is very very very very hot. You need to get a…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I went to Sammy's a couple...

I went to Sammy's a couple of times during a visit to Birmingham in August. I had been to a Sammy's in Mobile a few years ago. I remember that I liked it…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Showed up sunday during happy hour....

Showed up sunday during happy hour. Didn't see any girls I usually see during happy hours. Meeting new talent is sometimes fun, but I did not have that much luck this time. Still had a…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

I was here over the weekend...

I was here over the weekend for a friend's bachelor party. It was one of the clubs that we decided to stop by during the weekend and every one had fun (including the bachelor). While…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Always been disappointed in this place....

Always been disappointed in this place. Kind of an odd location- it's in a strip mall- the dancers, in my experience, are marginal at best, little to no mileage, no privacy. Best thing…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Quite a heavily publicized club in...

Quite a heavily publicized club in all of the local trade magazines and often a coupon for $ 5 off admission in the various publications. I went there on a Thursday night and was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've noticed that the mileage has...

I've noticed that the mileage has dropped here. One of the dancers was ticketed here recently by vice and I see they have replaced their bouncers with a new crew. This may all be related. In…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

The club was a good size,...

The club was a good size, with plenty of seating. The girls were attractive for the most part. Mediocre rating is for two reasons: first, it took forever to get a drink.…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Stopped on a slow Sun eve...

Stopped on a slow Sun eve on my way to the Twin Cities. Atmosphere is A OK and the girls are friendly and by the 2nd song gave a great view of the goods.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Hit this club again last Tuesday...

Hit this club again last Tuesday evening. My ATF dancer, Precious was there, as I had hoped. Didn't do any VIP's with her this time, since I wanted to save my $ to…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

This is one of the clubs...

This is one of the clubs we visited for a friend's bachelor party. Same story as cheetahs, only girls are not really as cute as they were at cheetah's. That did not change the mileage…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Okay, I finally made it to...

Okay, I finally made it to The Furnace. If anyone cares, this was the 62nd strip club I've been to in ten states with my intention to go to 100 clubs (it's good to…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

I paid a visit to The...

I paid a visit to The Furnace on a recent trip to Birmingham. I had been to Sammy's earlier (read Sammy's reviews) and I wanted to see what this place was all about.…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I stopped in at Crazy Horse...

I stopped in at Crazy Horse last Saturday nite. I got there at 6:40 pm, and they do not open until 7:00. The guy at the door said that if I came back…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

I stopped by PT's on a...

I stopped by PT's on a Monday night for the first time. It was in downtown Louisville. Parking is located on the side of the club and is free, but very limited. I parked across…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

i have been to this club...

i have been to this club many times and although the crowd can be kinda rough and cold to presumed outsiders, the girls are friendly, good looking and give a decent show. Laps are…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Visited on Saturday night. The...

Visited on Saturday night. The place was fairly busy with probably 15 dancers working. I would rate the dancers looks an average of 7 or 8's a few better and some worse.…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I stopped by last Friday night...

I stopped by last Friday night becuase I was bored at my last stop. This place was busier but the type of customer base was more in line with gang members. The girls that worked…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

I stop at this place a...

I stop at this place a lot 3-4 per week. They have stage dances, lap dances and pool. At the stage, the girls will come down for mini-lap dance for a buck.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I was there about a week...

I was there about a week ago. Nice club lots of room. The girls there were 6's - 9's, and lots of them. The hustle was not bad, but there were a lot of girls, so…

Cheetahs

Amarillo, Texas

Can there be a 20 rating?!?!?...

Can there be a 20 rating?!?!? This club is amazing. Went on Sept 9th at night and had a great time. BYOB is always a good thing when it comes to looking…

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Like their jobs?

In your experience, do most strippers like their jobs? Do some/most like their customers, not just for the money they provide, but do they get turned on?? I ask because my favorite tells me she likes her…

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Hobbies - Clubbing and OTC

Not only is clubbing an addiction, but it's also an interesting, exciting and expensive hobby. OTC, even though it's an extension of clubbing for the most part, is a hobby too. When OTCing, I ALWAYS make it a point…

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How many Dancer's know of your tuscl nickname.

I was wondering how many of your ATF’s or dancer’s know of your tuscl nickname and reviews I recently had an argument with one dancer who did know my tuscl nick from a review that posted about her former club. It…

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An Addiction to Clubs

An addiction to clubs (or maybe that's aDICKtion)... I believe it is truly an addiction, I know it is in my case. What was the defining moment that led to your addiction; what got you started clubbing? In my case,…

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Getting Rid of the Wrong Dancer

How many times have you been waiting to hookup with a dancer that you've had your eye on all evening, when a so-so dancer decides to sit at your table, or worse yet a "fugly" (I like that term) sits…

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Ever thought what exactly it is that makes one girl a lot more attractive?

Ever thought what exactly makes a girl attractive to you? Is it something in your genes or was it your views and experiences as you grew up? Some things seem easy to understand like smooth tone legs and…

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Your Deal Breaker?

We have a lot of topics currently going about various so-called features of strip clubs most of us could do without: annoying DJs, tip walks, bathroom attendants, VIP-room cameras, bird dogs. Which of these bugs you so much that you'd…

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mopeds and strippers

Is dating a stripper like riding a moped? It's a lot of fun but you have to be careful your friends don't see you doing it?

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met another TUSCLer!

Well I finally met another TUSCL denizen today. Met minnow at Bare Elegance in Los Angeles at lunchtime. Great guy! I bought him a watered down drink (as promised) and he reciprocated, as a true gentleman would. Was able to…

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Crazy Horse Too (in Vegas) is CLOSED.

In case no one is following the news here in Vegas this club was forced to close their doors after being unable to procure a TRO to the effect of letting them remain open. It is unknown…

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Prostitution arrests

In case any of you haven't seen this: 12 arrested for prostitution ads on Web Posted 9/9/2006 7:33 AM ET E-mail LEVITTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Police in Bucks County have charged 12 women after an investigation into prostitutes who allegedly…

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Here we go again!

Well, some government officials have again decided our moral values. Check this site for the latest from Hillsborough County in Florida. http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2006/9/8/181180.html

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Flashing pussy in topless clubs

I'm in an area where the nearest nude club is a dive about 25-30 minutes away in the middle of nowhere. But there are several topless clubs that I visit. Anyway, have you ever had a girl flash her pussy…

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Should you stay with your own race for the best mileage?

First of all, I know for the most part dancers only care about the money but over the years it seems that race might play apart(to some degree) in how much mileage you get during a lapdance. I have gotten…

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Lights, Camera, Action!

Most of my local clubs videotape and monitor all the action (stage, floor, VIP). How does/would this affect your enjoyment? Personally, I always try to give them the best porn show possible within club policy. DG

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When is it over?

When is it time to cut your losses with a dancer and move on? I'm talking more specifically about a "long term relationship" or maybe that gets back to the term "regular". Also, what are the signs that SHE'S done…

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Regulardom - or is it - Regulardumb?

I've been a regular with quite a few dancers over the years. After having been absent from my home club(s) for quite a while combined with the high turnover rate, I now find that I am an non-regular.…

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My main obsession

HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!! Sorry, couldn't resist. I now return you to our shared obsession.

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Worst clip joint you've ever been in?

...or if you've never been in a true clip joint, what's the closest thing? In case you don't know, a clip joint is a bar that promises some kind of sexual entertainment but never delivers, then sticks you with an exhorbitant…