a rainy Tuesday night in Corning...

a rainy Tuesday night in Corning -- McHale's looks like a neighborhood tavern from the street and even more so as you enter - dimly lit and you would expect smokey, but since you can't do that in NY anymore... stage is in the back of this narrow storefront bar -- small stage with a mirrored backdrop -- a couple of televisions hanging from the walls. Locals seemed to congregate on one side of the bar. Bartender was a blondie with a nice rack -- Candy -- used to dance but now travels around central new york tending bar -- she had driven a couple hours for this night --upbeat gal who struggled to make a drink with the limited bar -- this is mostly a shot & beer place. there were 4/5 girls -- one thin gal with a talent -- another big frame, not fat gal with huge cans, the fact that they wear some sort of patch over their nipples is a bit disconcerting -- two other non-descript average stripper types; after a cycle through the dancers, three songs per set, another gal who also normally waits tables arrived and did a set -- cute girl with that local girl look -- no dj, they played their own cd's which in some cases left a lot to be desired as most the non local guys (and there were just a few) were not in to the death metal that the girls seemed to favor. Private dancs took place just off the stage and were anything but private. One of the plain gals, Amanda? asked if i wanted a dance, but I declined. Two young, college aged girls came into the bar, didn't have that hard stripper look; they started inner acting with a few of the guys at the bar and at a few of the tables -- what ever there hustle was, no one seemed to be taking -- it turns out they were looking to find out if anyone would give them money if they danced. The disappeared into the basement, which is where the dressing room must have been, coming back to the bar in white tshirts and no pants. They were cute in their coed look. I asked them if they had worked up the courage to get up on stage -- and they took me by the hand and walked me to edge of the stage and jumped up and started dancing -- pretty soon six or seven guys and a couple of the other dancers were standing at the edge of the stage -- the two girls stripped down to their bras and panties -- their dancing was amateurish, but cute. One o the girls kept placing her leg on my shoulder and pushing her snatch into my face -- by about the third time she did this, you could tell she was getting heated up. When they were done, we talked a bit, they were nursing students at the local community college and this was their way of letting loose. If it had not been for these two, the evening would have been just another rainy night n Corning. It still wasn't stellar, but watching these two make their debut was entertaining. Fortunately, Corning is not on my regular agenda so it will be awhile before I return - and while I like the bad girls,I am always looking for the naughty ones.