TIL: Cocaine = Sweating

I remember seeing Jenna Jameson on some show, where she talked about doing a private with a wealthy fan. She felt like she was coming down with something, feeling feverish, and sweating. But she said it worked out, because the guy thought it meant she was sexually aroused.

Sweaty is sexy to me unless it's obvious she's sick or coming down with something. I didn't consider the possibility of her being a coke head.

Sweaty when not smelly is sexy

Watch videos of Whitney Houston in her last few years. Sweating more than Nate Thurmond in the Cow Palace without AC.

Body odor, really any odor including an overload of cheap perfume, is a real turnoff for me. I hate to admit it, but I do have a pretty strong sense of smell and a foul odor can take me out of the moment pretty quickly. BO, halitosis, dirty laundry, or stank pussy - if I smell it, I can tell you which it is with a single whiff. There is no "what is that smell" moment for me. In the dancer's defense - HITT workouts raise my metabolism for hours and I will continue to sweat for half the day after a morning session. Maybe she did a spin session before work?

Not exactly the same but here’s a coke story for you kids. I tried coke once or twice in college a long time ago. It was fine but I didn’t like it enough to pursue again.

About a year ago I was buzzed and offered a bump from a stripper and acting out of character, accepted. Went to vip with her a bit later and struggled to perform. Had no idea that coke could be such a boner killer. I rose to the occasion when it was all said and done. Never again.

I just looked this up and read about how much cocaine messes with ability to get hard, affects ejaculations due to blood flow and numerous other possible side effects. F that.

I’ve heard nothing but terrible shit about cocaine. I’ve had several strippers offer me some and thankfully I’ve never been hammered enough to say yes.

At Playhouse I'd assume it was menopause.