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Tijuana
Two observations: * When I browse to hktijuana [dot] com, I get redirected to a new website for Las Chavelas. * This new website has links to hotelcascadas [dot] com [dot] mx, which my browser reports contains…
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With the recent retirement of a few regulars here, it seems we are in need of some new trolls. Founder, here's what I can offer you and the site: * I will diligently spam the discussions queue with nonsense, ensuring…
Tijuana
I noticed just after I submitted a recent review that HKGC is no longer the number 1 club on the TUSCL Top 40. I'm horrified! That honor now belongs to Allure a tiny little nuru massage place in…
Front Room
Did you know? 👉 You can use markdown to format comments, reviews, posts, and even DMs on TUSCL. Markdown is an simple syntax to format content for the web. I've experimented with a few markdown features on TUSCL and thought…
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Face it: the 1-10 scale for stripper attractiveness is busted. Everyone has a different yardstick, some scale 1-10 linearly, some scale it exponentially. 1-10 ratings of stripper attractiveness are a disaster. A more promising metric still is the **MilliHelen**, first discovered…
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Language Learning Models (LLMs) are all the rage these days. Tools like ChatGPT and others can easily be used to create bogus club reviews that do not offer new and relevant information to this community. But how can TUSCL adjudicators…
Politics
When Donald Trump was inaugurated on January 21st 2025, the Mexican Peso stood at $0.0484. The DOW was at 44,026 and the S&P at 6,049. As of today, roughly sixth months into this disastrous presidency, the Peso has risen to…
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## The Body Count Ratio Let P be the total of number of extras a given PL has done in his career. Any PL should either know or be able to approximate their own body count. Let S be the total number…
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@Founder thank you for re-implementing alerts. Would it be possible for you to include a tiny `if - then` in the code for alerts, so that it doesn't send me an alert if I have the person blocked?…
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I am thinking about writing a new version of my **Monger's Guide to Spanish.** The most recent version is here: https://tuscl.net/article/60222 I mostly want to publish a new version to fix and leverage the new markdown changes on the site.…
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In Operation Fool Around and Find Out, 244 "human trafficking" arrests, but no human trafficking. . A recent "human trafficking enforcement operation" in Polk County, Florida, led to 244 arrests—albeit none for human trafficking. If this sounds familiar, it's because Polk County…
Tijuana
... I think, **what are you even doing with your life OP, you could've gone to Tijuana?** I can't be the only one that feels this way, lol.
Front Room
Undoubtedly, you've heard of the stripper index before. The idea is that as a high-end luxury service, strip clubs have **highly elastic demand.** Which means, when consumers suffer from, or expect to suffer from a loss of **disposable income**, they…
Tijuana
In case you all haven't seen this very tragic and grim news yet. [Here's a source](https://puntonorte.info/2025/04/24/asesinan-a-bailarina-del-hong-kong-la-encuentran-en-su-departamento/), (Spanish) and my rough translation follows. #Dancer from Hong Kong Club Murdered, Found in Her Apartment **By Punto Norte Newsroom – Apr 24, 2025 – 7:38 p.m.** Tijuana…
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@founder, I hope you were able to connect with a few other PLs in Vegas last night. If you're not too hungover, do you think you could look at whitespace on the site? Whitespace is currently currently pretty…
Tijuana
One of the joys of the Tijuana scene is that chicas come from all over Mexico to work. You're about as likely to meet a Tijuanense bar girl in the Zona Norte as you are to meet a New Yorker…
Tijuana
Recently there's been flurry of activity here on TUSCL from mongers making their maiden voyages to the mecca of Tijuana and to Hong Kong club (also known as the dragon). I'll admit, I love reading new reviews of the dragon. It's…
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I just noticed that if I type @USERNAME in a comment, once posted that username shows up as a hyperlink to the user's profile. For example (just to pick on two regulars here), if I type @PAFBABS or @ilbbaicnl, you can…
Tijuana
I had an interesting conversation with @justinyoo recently, about the best way to warm up to an arriba, and I thought it was interesting food for thought for a discussion here. One of my favorite past-times in Tijuana is spending serious…
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I noticed recently that white space in everyone's articles is missing. For example if you had a paragraph formatted to end here. [With a newline here] And the next paragraph started here, the newline between paragraphs is omitted. In articles I've written,…
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Source on the science: https://www.musicradar.com/news/119bpm-is-the-most-popular-speed-to-have-sex-to-research-reveals-the-most-titillating-tempos 119 BPM is in the neighborhood of 2 beats per second. If you count "1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi", and clap your hands twice each "Mississippi" you'll be clapping at 120 BPM.…
Tijuana
I'm recently back from a trip to la Zona Norte, and I've now finished publishing 4 pieces on my adventures from this trip: * CC: A Young Sinaloan in the Sex Chair. https://tuscl.net/review/417988 * BT: "Dame una propina, Papi"…
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I'm trying to submit a review right now and it doesn't appear to be working. The submit is just stuck saying submit. If I open up the console I see a NextJS error that reads "Uncaught (in promise) Error: An…
Tijuana
Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexican-drug-lord-el-mayo-is-us-custody-sources-say-2024-07-25/ For anyone whose watched Narcos: Mexico or El Chapo, El Mayo and Guzman Lopez featured prominently. I wonder, WTF were these guys thinking coming to Texas? What impact will this have on La Zona Norte? I think…
FKK Forum
It hasn't even been on the list for sometime. I'm curious what changed? I'm irrationally obsessed with these TUSCL rankings, lol. I'm also curious to those who have been to both TJ and the German FKKs, how…
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