Comments by JupiterHotCakes

$50 cover on a Wednesday night? I’ve never seen it that high.

$260 total for 30 minutes is pretty competitive. They just don’t really offer 15 min options.

I’ve been here both during a weekday and weekend nights. Honestly I think the girls on that day shift were hotter and I was able to get the more private LD bench for better action. But it’s not a large sample size since I’m not in the area often.

What does Mercedes talk about while she’s making you happy? Is it dirty talk or is she talking about getting her gutters cleaned?

Are you going to check out Oceans Cabaret in Galveston? That was featured in the movie Red Rocket.

$175 for 30 min only on specialty promo nights. $225 all other times.

I look at OF once in a while. Did it a lot about a year ago but just got tired of the constant tipping requests and then you never really know if you’re actually just chatting with some 40 year-old dude from the Philippines. I just prefer analog action

Definitely has a Miami vibe to it.

Thank you Summer, this is a helpful and comprehensive rundown. I'll check it out when in LA again.

I like nipples that are proportionate with the breast size, color doesn't matter. Thick and meaty nipples are the best! I love piercings but unfortunately it's like having museum glass around them. It's like an off limits sign. But breasts are like snowflakes and I love them all in their variety and personality.

Yeah pretty generic review by the noob trying to get his free 4 weeks without doing the work. C’mon Jessv you can do better.

I don’t think this guy actually visited the place. There is no parking lot so the entrance is not past any exit. The entrance and the exit are the same. The $25 cover and no alcohol are the only things he got right. Private room prices here are actually well under the average.

Doing the Lord's work as always Muddy. Thank you! I will reference this on my visits to CA for sure.

It's pretty normal for girls to ask for tips. Why are all you PH junkies so butt-hurt about it? If you don't want to pay it, just don't pay it. I'm sure the dancers will stop thinking about the rejection in about 30 seconds. You should too. But keep the PH reviews coming - I dig them and can't wait to pay my own visit. I'll make sure I do my part to help keep the costs down.

So you did around ~10 dances with Carla to get to the $220 plus tip? Was a 15min or 30min VIP option available?

Flashdancers is $800 for about an hour so Hoops is definitely not cheaper.

With all due respect, sounds like you have a little bit of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He's the most politically divisive president we've ever had. He thrives on us hating each other and your comment sounds par for the course for the pot calling the kettle black. Trump has used “scum,” “vermin,” “animals” and “enemies of the people" to describe democrats - makes Hillary's "deplorables" sound like Mother Theresa. I've voted for both Democrats and Republicans (Trump's would-be assasin was a registered Republican) and don't consider my neighbors who vote differently to be "vermin". Like the strongmen he identifies with (Orban, Putin, MBS), Trump thrives on division, anger and fear. I still can't believe a guy who wanted to rip up the Constitution because he didn't win an election is still a viable candidate for president.

I forgot to add that Patty also provided a 10 min massage for $20. She’s a Jacqueline of all trades. @Techman, this place is a bikini bar so clothes don’t come off. Hands can go under though if you keep it close and discreet.

Hotels in Vegas and Reno can be pretty affordable since gambling subsidizes it. Grand Sierra in Reno is great. In Vegas I like the off-strip South Point. Always great deals.

Not always pasties here. Some have them but large majority either use translucent or glitter paint or none at all. Fuck the TUSCL obsession with extras. Go to an AMP for that.

This location is now Exotic Kitty and by your description, you must have visited the Southern Xposure on Beck St. Is there a way for this review to be submitted under that listing?

Great points. I like a strip club that knows what it is and they can use their website to tell that story. Just a lost opportunity if they don't. Instagram has been the best alternative in my view, but any business who wants to be taken seriously shouldn't be handing over their online identity to a tech company that could have a major server crash or be banned by whatever political winds are blowing.

Bad luck with the security guy since my dances have always been two-way touch. But I tip them so maybe that helped? This Debbie downer review doesn’t reflect my experiences.

Jacky is a sweetie. She is from Honduras.

Wow this thread has really jumped the shark if we’re now comparing Donald J Trump to Jesus H Christ. WTF! The fact that he is still considered a viable political candidate in 2024 means we’re truly living in the upside down, folks. He tried to fucking steal an election and get his VP to rip up the constitution to get it done! The dude can’t even turn a profit on a casino but we’re gonna let him tear our country apart so he doesn’t to go down in the history books as a one-termer? I’m no Biden lover but I’d just as soon vote for the dead corpse of Bill Walton before I let him have the keys to the White House again. Stop crying about it being a dark day for democracy and stick your faces in the tits of a hot and deserving dancer (who most likely ain’t voting for him either).