Comments by JupiterHotCakes (page 2)

Thorough and thoughtful review, thank you!

Sounds like you were in the deepest, darkest Morrissey hell!

Two songs for $250? They usually charge $35 per song. If she double charged for the couples dance it shouldn’t be any more than $140 for two dances. Yikes

I miss the photos/logos of the clubs. Now it’s just real plain. Even if those logos were outdated, I liked having a visual I could associate with each club.

For sure, let's do it! I actually just posted a review of the "rival bar", pending approval so look for that.

Soft Cell's classic "Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret" album was made to be played at strip clubs. It's got classics like "Seedy Films", "Sex Dwarf" and of course, "Tainted Love".

Thanks for your review MissVicious. I'll have to come watch Christie (she's an OG doll) and sip a cocktail with you (without bothering you too much, although I've become a new fan of yours).

I definitely think our reviews tend to be extras-centric since that’s the real crack candy of the review- how far did this guy go at the club? We skip ahead to read that part. When in reality, I like all kinds of strip club experiences. There’s a time and place for a real down dirty kind of club, an upscale joint or just a local dive bikini bar. I like being a strip club anthropologist and checking out the vibes. I’m just as happy with a hot, touchy stage show as I am with a lap dance or private room. But I do crave the touch, just don’t need the extras. Head to a massage parlor if you absolutely need to pop.

I love Flashdancers midtown when I’m in the city but if you want extras in NYC you have to first plunk down $1000+ just to get in a room where that might be possible.

Are you sure you posted to the right club? This is in Utah. This place has no VIP room options. They serve alcohol here so girls only dance with pasties on, no customer contact. You must have visited another Blue Sapphire.

I watched season one of this show when it was on SYFY channel - it's getting Suits-like popularity now that it's on Netflix. I loved it but then didn't get around to watching the rest of the seasons. Alan Tudyk (if you've seen Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, you know) is hilarious. That guy has about a million facial contortions. I'll have to pick it back up.

"where couples bring their girlfriends to have trains ran on them"? - don't choose this sentence to be incoherent, it requires clarity.

You think $15 is too high for a full nude dance? Seems pretty pretty cheap even if these are floor dances.

This is part of the Sopranos tour for sure. I go there once in a while to pay my respects to poor Tracee.

Tipping just for existing in the club is the NJ way

@electronman - “duces” is Italian for leaders like Mussolini - he was pretty wild I guess so it could work. @techman - affordable in that these are normal drink prices, not inflated due to the tits in the room. Shill review or club ad? WTF there is room for every kind of joint. I liked it for what it is, no more, no less.

Holy shit dude this is comprehensive as hell. I gotta get myself to Providence.

This is one of Muddy’s funnier titles! Way better than “This place has gone downhill” like every other review title.

Exactly. And clubs need repeat visits if they’re not in a tourist destination. More frequency, more money. I would’ve visited a second night if I had received more value.

I just watched the documentary Red Dog on Hulu. I guess this club was pretty wild back in the day.

Great view and analysis. If you go to PL's website and social accounts, you'd think Jolie was the featured performer. Yet, I hardly read any reviews that discuss her dances (briefly mentioned in this one). Is she constantly promoted because no one wants a dance with her? Also Persia and Morocco - promoted heavily but never mentioned in reviews.

How much were the lapdances?

Great info, care to share the name of the standout performer you got 10 dances with?

I’m not a regular but I’ve been here several times. You’ll get great mileage as a newbie customer whenever you visit. If you ask the manager about a certain dancer, he’ll call her out for you if she’s in the club and not with a customer. This isn’t a complicated debt collateral default swap type of investment.