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Comments by JupiterHotCakes (page 2)

  • review comment
    7 months ago
    More Entertaining than Deuces Wild the movie
    @electronman - “duces” is Italian for leaders like Mussolini - he was pretty wild I guess so it could work. @techman - affordable in that these are normal drink prices, not inflated due to the tits in the room. Shill review or club ad? WTF there is room for every kind of joint. I liked it for what it is, no more, no less.
  • review comment
    8 months ago
    OldWhiteGuy
    But not too old!
    Not All Bad Decisions Are Bad!
    Holy shit dude this is comprehensive as hell. I gotta get myself to Providence.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Would I still bang Amber Heard if she shit the bed? Yeah probably.
    This is one of Muddy’s funnier titles! Way better than “This place has gone downhill” like every other review title.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Mileage Issues in Missoula
    Exactly. And clubs need repeat visits if they’re not in a tourist destination. More frequency, more money. I would’ve visited a second night if I had received more value.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    Red Dog in 2023
    I just watched the documentary Red Dog on Hulu. I guess this club was pretty wild back in the day.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    A Trip of Tips to Tug with T
    Great view and analysis. If you go to PL's website and social accounts, you'd think Jolie was the featured performer. Yet, I hardly read any reviews that discuss her dances (briefly mentioned in this one). Is she constantly promoted because no one wants a dance with her? Also Persia and Morocco - promoted heavily but never mentioned in reviews.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    vapingdude
    New Jersey
    Monday afternoon roaming.....
    How much were the lapdances?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    JackKash
    New York City
    I'm gonna get myself in trouble.
    Great info, care to share the name of the standout performer you got 10 dances with?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    SAIGO
    New Jersey
    Afternoons for regulars, not one-timer drive-bys
    I’m not a regular but I’ve been here several times. You’ll get great mileage as a newbie customer whenever you visit. If you ask the manager about a certain dancer, he’ll call her out for you if she’s in the club and not with a customer. This isn’t a complicated debt collateral default swap type of investment.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Been almost 3 Months but Nothing has Changed
    How long was your VIP experience for that price?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Njstevenash
    New Jersey
    Everything was just ok except VIP
    $25 cover on a Wed afternoon? When did they raise it from $15?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    weekday, after work visit
    When I was there they offered no 30 min option. It was $800 for 60 min. Now it’s even more of a rip-off if this is true.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Looks good, action light
    There is a VIP area if you go further into the lap dance area - you’ll see another hallway with some rooms. But when I was there, they didn’t try to sell it at all.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    YMMV, mine went pretty far
    Love the review - “Girl next door if you live next to a goth club” - classic. K sounds like the perfect 30 min session.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    joedacowgod
    New York
    Lap Dances are over
    So is it a pretty strong dollar parade if the ladies can't make lap dance money? Did LE crack down on them?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    Wild West at Shotgun Willie's
    Were the Memphis Grizzlies playing in Denver that night? This is the infamous Ja Morant club.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Avoid the shift change
    It seems every review of this place is by afternoon/early visitors with similar stories to tell (including myself). Anyone been here later at night when they have 8-10 dancers on the lineup? Is it still crickets with disappearing dancers?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    The Greatest Roster Breakdown Youll Ever Read
    Wow, just wow
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    A nice visit
    So they’ve reduced their LD prices from $25 to $20? Or is that a certain time of day rate?
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Like an edited Skinemax Movie
    DesertScrub hasn't your dried-up apocalyptic desert dick turned to dust yet? Now you're finally admitting you have a prosthetic cock? Should've known you'd be the first comment here, seeing how you seem to hate all Utah (and Oregon for that matter) reviews and call all of them fake. Because of the laws, Utah clubs need to be graded on a curve. I'd be more harsh if it was in another state but the good mongers of Utah can't always afford to visit the desert hellscapes of Vegas and Phoenix.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Pretty dead, but plenty of fun in the VIP
    Her name is Koko
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Pretty dead, but plenty of fun in the VIP
    I feel honored to have the resident troll comment on my first review! Scrub, I made a point to not mention her name, as ArtCollege pointed out. Next time read the full review - I actually used paragraphs to make it more readable instead of your chaotic run-on sentences.